Simone Anderson #38 Asher Roo is about to be two. Will the party be the colour of poo?

[thermominx]

That meal was cooked at a sparrows fart and at sparrow portion sizes so Trenti’s beautiful human friend gets the hint that as far as Scammo is concerned, she is not to come for lunch ever again.

unfortunately Scammo couldn’t get out of hosting a cold pasta lunch in winter as she would have not had an excuse for why she wasn’t comped entry to the Auckland Food Festival. As a cookbook author she should be on the list. Hmmm, why not Scammo?

like seriously who makes an orzo salad at 5am lol, it’s something you prepare just prior to your guests arriving, or over a wine around the kitchen island while they are there. IN SUMMER.

p.S can u cook orzo salad in a TM? Lol

I think she wanted to use up the orzo cos she realised that her pantry was full of decanted dry goods with no expiry dates. She’s dumb enough to think pasta has a use by… lol

No longer “sparrows fart”… it’s now “orzo o’clock”

 

[InInfluencersweTrUsT]

“2 ingredient cinnamon doughnuts.”

That St Cuths maths class worked out really well....

 

[Becauseyouasked]

My first thought was, tit is that all she cooked for 4 adults. The guests will have to go past maccas on the way home. But don't panic, another cocktail made

Ha, ha that’s what I thought as well. Where are the other side dishes. Plus I thought what a messy lay out.
Also does she not realise worth kids there is chaos? I feel she tries so hard to push and show they have family time. It doesn’t come across as natural at all.

 

[EnomisCamelToe]

No longer “sparrows fart”… it’s now “orzo o’clock”

You deserve a years worth of lemon juice backstock for this comment, bravo

 

[Pentothal]

How does this work Scammy, neither of your boys can speak words or sentences to tell you how they feel.

How can they feel empowered, especially Asher, he is trained to do what you bid "point to the sky, feed the ducks, kiss Ryder" that's not empowering that's training performers for the gram.

 

[ihateliars]

Wtf the response from Mighty crunch about Scammy
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lol this crowd are up her arse and believe everything she says and does
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Boycott this company

 

[Becauseyouasked]

Wtf the response from Mighty crunch about Scammy
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lol this crowd are up her arse and believe everything she says and does
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Boycott this company

Sorry but why would anyone want to put food into some plastic and then a microwave? All the toxins and apparently cooks the same time as a toastie machine. This company is pushing a promotion, as desperate for the i rial purchase which will the die down.
Interesting they commented about her not being as ‘hated’ as she appears to be.

 

[#botsforlife]

Wtf the response from Mighty crunch about Scammy
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lol this crowd are up her arse and believe everything she says and does
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Boycott this company

Haha not as hated as you think, they obviously haven’t read tattle or heard of the reasons why Simone has to have comments off on any posts of companies she works with!

Also they seem to have great spelling and grammar like Simone does!

 

[Becauseyouasked]

Spotted this as well. What’s she up to tonight? Trent not a rugby fan? They have such a stale life. Even when trying to prove they interact with the kids, it feels so fake.
All will be ok, as no doubt tomorrow morning we will see how to cook something in the TM and it will make out lives so happy.

 

[mostlyheretolurk]

How does this work Scammy, neither of your boys can speak words or sentences to tell you how they feel.

How can they feel empowered, especially Asher, he is trained to do what you bid "point to the sky, feed the ducks, kiss Ryder" that's not empowering that's training performers for the gram.

Wtf. If she actually believed this, she would be real about parenting. Her children have perfect sleep behaviour, perfect eating, perfectly clean clothes, and the perfect sibling relationship. Stuff all experienced parents know is utter bull. Sadly some new parents will believe her fake reality and think they are failing or their baby is broken. People yet to become parents are being set up with false expectations that can be a harsh reality check triggering break downs.

 

[Bigbrothersalwayswatching]

PUT SOME BLOODY SLEEVES ON YOUR CHILD YOU TC.
Ffs Simon. It is the middle of winter and you can't tell me it's warm enough for a kid to have a t-shirt and a denim vest on.
Perhaps you could title your next book 'how to freeze your child and other hacks for irresponsible parenting'.

 

[Becauseyouasked]

I once read somewhere the best thing you can do for your bedding is not make it first thing because that means your sheets get a chance to be aired out ! The only time we make our bed is the day we put clean sheets on every other day we just leave it !!

This is correct! They say try to leave the bed for at least an hour before making it so moisture etc isn’t trapped. How Simone doesn’t know this being so clean and tidy is beyond me.

 

[#myownbusiness]

This is correct! They say try to leave the bed for at least an hour before making it so moisture etc isn’t trapped. How Simone doesn’t know this being so clean and tidy is beyond me.

She has admitted to being a surface level cleaner, it's a metaphor for her life really - fake shiny exterior and filthy inside (no S, not filthy like your impossible meat BK)

 

[Okelydokely]

PUT SOME BLOODY SLEEVES ON YOUR CHILD YOU TC.
Ffs Simon. It is the middle of winter and you can't tell me it's warm enough for a kid to have a t-shirt and a denim vest on.
Perhaps you could title your next book 'how to freeze your child and other hacks for irresponsible parenting'.

Look at the uncomfortable jeans!! So tight!
Tight jeans over a bulky nappy never sit right.
Function over fashion, Simone!

The poor little man will be stiff as a board.

 

[shh77]

Wtf the response from Mighty crunch about Scammy
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lol this crowd are up her arse and believe everything she says and does
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Boycott this company

️pHeNoMeNaL️…..

 

[worknotinfluence]

So asher picks a bright colour build a bear outfit then ends up with a drab one come on lady kids need colour!

 

[Pentothal]

Guess you'll be steam cleaning Frank when you get home.

Wiping him across the floor in a shopping mall- not the greatest performance you demanded of Asher for the camera Meanwhile Frank will bring home in its fur everything thats been walked over that floor

 

[littlekiwi]

Wtf the response from Mighty crunch about Scammy
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lol this crowd are up her arse and believe everything she says and does
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Boycott this company

I wonder how long it takes for this comment to be deleted
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I wonder how long it takes for this comment to be deleted

 

[#gifted#]

Nice car from stolen money

 

[snarkersusie]

Nice car from stolen money

How cringe that they both have the same Model of SUV. Heaven forbid they have different cars.