Simone Anderson #38 Asher Roo is about to be two. Will the party be the colour of poo?

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“2 ingredient cinnamon doughnuts.” 🤔
 

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Where is Trenti tonight? I feel like our big beige ape is all by herself tonight! Is Trenti out “clubbing”
Can't see him in the spa with her. That looks like drinkies for one🤷

I would say he's clubbing, or out with the boys (not Asher and Ryder)😉 his x might make another appearance tonight after a few more of those peanut cocktails
 

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No no, no. 🤢🙄😒 No your not rocking it as a dress. You look like you forgot to put a skirt or pants on. Ffs don't bend over in public will you, not for yourself but for others thay don't need to see your knicker-less bits.
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Where is Trenti tonight? I feel like our big beige ape is all by herself tonight! Is Trenti out “clubbing”

Family Bar all day all night
 
“2 ingredient cinnamon doughnuts.” 🤔
So funny !!
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So funny !!
Never in my life have I wanted a “dirty “ doughnut 🤢 she does not sell this one well at all !! And the doughnut recipe is the same as the pizza base 🙉 was this batter left over from pizza night the other night ?? I bet these were made the same night as the pizza and sadly tonight shes alone , Who has cocktails and a spa and then has dinner !! Not this TC
 
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Influencer updates au just talked about simmo on her live and said she gets asked about her so often! So she’s going to try delve in and find out more info! Going to send her a rundown for sure, although she’s pretty tame 🫠
Think it was another influencer called Simone Marie??? I saw the question….and I thought it was Simone too but they said Simone Marie??
 
I don't even follow her anymore and she's come up on my insta ads, thanks very much micromunchy, I won't be going near your product.

At one point she describes her toasty as "filthy" who says that, maybe she was thinking about her filthy vag smeared gym pants 🤢
 

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This woman!
Prep a salad the day before sure, but being up (and posting about) prepping a salad you’re making for the friends you’re having over for lunch - at 6:30AM!! when you’ve got absolutely NO NEED to be up is nuts!! 🥴🥴
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Scammy is like a family member who is a narcissist. Constantly needs validation and head pats. Boasts she is up at 5.30 every morning because only SHE can do everything. The reality is, like Scammy their lives have nothing in them. They crave attention, but have no qualms shooting down anyone who goes against them. Scammy with lawyers, family with threats of disinheritance. Only way to deal, laugh at them, grab the popcorn and watch the evolving train wreck 🍿🍿
 
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Scammy is like a family member who is a narcissist. Constantly needs validation and head pats. Boasts she is up at 5.30 every morning because only SHE can do everything. The reality is, like Scammy their lives have nothing in them. They crave attention, but have no qualms shooting down anyone who goes against them. Scammy with lawyers, family with threats of disinheritance. Only way to deal, laugh at them, grab the popcorn and watch the evolving train wreck 🍿🍿
I think you might be in my family coz yup 😂
 
Interesting post from Scammy.

My first thoughts were, she feels threatened by Trentis "female friend" from uni. Bit passive aggressive there Scammy. Why use the term human🤷, why did we ever need to know she's the sweetest ever, ingratiating much. But she's not a guy so it's all good, no need to feel intimidated.
 

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Interesting post from Scammy.

My first thoughts were, she feels threatened by Trentis "female friend" from uni. Bit passive aggressive there Scammy. Why use the term human🤷, why did we ever need to know she's the sweetest ever, ingratiating much. But she's not a guy so it's all good, no need to feel intimidated.
My first thought was, tit is that all she cooked for 4 adults. The guests will have to go past maccas on the way home. But don't panic, another cocktail made 😒😒
 
That meal was cooked at a sparrows fart and at sparrow portion sizes so Trenti’s beautiful human friend gets the hint that as far as Scammo is concerned, she is not to come for lunch ever again.

unfortunately Scammo couldn’t get out of hosting a cold pasta lunch in winter as she would have not had an excuse for why she wasn’t comped entry to the Auckland Food Festival. As a cookbook author 😳 she should be on the list. Hmmm, why not Scammo?

like seriously who makes an orzo salad at 5am lol, it’s something you prepare just prior to your guests arriving, or over a wine around the kitchen island while they are there. IN SUMMER.

p.S can u cook orzo salad in a TM? Lol

I think she wanted to use up the orzo cos she realised that her pantry was full of decanted dry goods with no expiry dates. She’s dumb enough to think pasta has a use by… lol
 
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