Simone Anderson #30 Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, she’s as grotty as her camel toes

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Please don't wait for Fresh sheet Friday Scamone. You can change those sheets early
 

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Please don't wait for Fresh sheet Friday Scamone. You can change those sheets early
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This makes me so incredibly wild. Who benefits from a post like this? To think how many new Mums are reading her post after a night of broken sleep because they’ve been up with their newborn (all completely ‘normal’) and thinking that they’re doing something wrong, my heart breaks for them.
 
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This makes me so incredibly wild. Who benefits from a post like this? To think how many new Mums are reading her post after a night of broken sleep because they’re been up with their newborn (all completely ‘normal’) and thinking that they’re doing something wrong, my heart breaks for them.
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I hated seeing this story this morning. It's so detrimental to new Mum's. My oldest didn't start sleeping through until they were 4, why does she feel the need to brag about this.
 
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This makes me so incredibly wild. Who benefits from a post like this? To think how many new Mums are reading her post after a night of broken sleep because they’ve been up with their newborn (all completely ‘normal’) and thinking that they’re doing something wrong, my heart breaks for them.
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Me! I have a 4 and a half month old and we are up every 2.5 hours as he still wants to feed through thr night. He's never slept longer than 7.5 hours and yes, posts like this make me mad. Just keep it to yourself!
 
This is my issue: even if it is all real and natural her life with these perfect unicorn babies who don’t wake or get sick or struggle with transitions, why the duck does she over share it so much when BARELY any mums can relate to this???????? Like ????? Who is benefiting from this information???????? It’s grossly over shared and it’s not powerful or inspiring content for women. She should stop posting her kids and just post her commercials
 

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The state of that dress. I would be embarrassed wearing a dress with those wrinkles in it. Even worse if she was a bridesmaid. If I were the bride id make her stand behind a tall tree for any pictures. Takes nothing to make sure your dress is presentable. Really disrespectful to the bride.
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“behind a tall tree for any pictures” 💀💀💀💀👏👏👏👏👏
“Hey Nat, you sure you can see me back here??”
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This is my issue: even if it is all real and natural her life with these perfect unicorn babies who don’t wake or get sick or struggle with transitions, why the duck does she over share it so much when BARELY any mums can relate to this???????? Like ????? Who is benefiting from this information???????? It’s grossly over shared and it’s not powerful or inspiring content for women. She should stop posting her kids and just post her commercials
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Nobody benefits. Her entire goal is to portray an unattainable, picture perfect life. She plays a role that isn't real and likes to brag about everything she can while pretending she keeps it real and relatable. Every so often we get a sprinkling of vulnerability but it's never in real time, it's always after the fact. She's in front of that mirror in Lorna Jane saying "Good! Morning!" and never in an old t shirt and messy hair saying "hey guys, I'm wrecked this morning because Asher was up sick with gastro" or the baby slept poorly or anything. Simone benefits from looking like she keeps it together because businesses (although becoming fewer and more far between) can use her image to promote a lifestyle product.
 
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This is my issue: even if it is all real and natural her life with these perfect unicorn babies who don’t wake or get sick or struggle with transitions, why the duck does she over share it so much when BARELY any mums can relate to this???????? Like ????? Who is benefiting from this information???????? It’s grossly over shared and it’s not powerful or inspiring content for women. She should stop posting her kids and just post her commercials
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I think she is often quite boastful and i believe she is well aware of what she's doing. That's when she adds a little laughing emoji and makes a comment like ohhh my sheets were soaked, like "look at me, I'm such a relatable mum with my engorged 🍈🍈 😂😂😂, isn't that so funny guys?! ". Actually nah, it's not. Just stop!
 
Scamone this is taking editing too far. 🤦 Where's your left leg. Guess that's instant weight loss. And what's with the black lines on your shoulders arms etc, are they your guides for removing excess skin
 

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Scamone this is taking editing too far. 🤦 Where's your left leg. Guess that's instant weight loss. And what's with the black lines on your shoulders arms etc, are they your guides for removing excess skin
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Lol, even if she doesn’t photoshop, her posed pics are so different to reality. When will she accept she simply a large woman, she’ll never be slim as she has a big build. There’s no shame in being big but her posing paints a different picture… she is obviously ashamed if she feels the need to pose the way she does and pretend she’s all about pOsItIvItY.
She is one of the most immature influencers I’ve ever come across.
 
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Scamone this is taking editing too far. 🤦 Where's your left leg. Guess that's instant weight loss. And what's with the black lines on your shoulders arms etc, are they your guides for removing excess skin
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Also just does the same fricken pose with that smile in the same spot. She’s not creative with her ads whatsoever. Why companies still use her is beyond me.
 
On that app screenshot showing he "goes through 10 hours" there are movement lines (not sure how long a time period each line repesents), they are more frequent closer to the morning. My impression is that each week she's just leaving him an extra hour so she can gloat 🤷‍♀️ also, is 10 weeks a bit young to not need at least one feed through the night? Asking the parents in the room lol, happy to be wrong I'd prefer he isn't being starved for her content.
 
My baby slept 10hour stretches from 6 weeks until the 4 month sleep regression hit and since then it’s been 2.5 hours pretty much every night and he’s now 9 months . But I’ll happily get up to him in the night to help him get back to sleep and will continue to do so for however long he needs because I refuse to treat him like a robot like Simmo the Devine mother that she is
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This is my issue: even if it is all real and natural her life with these perfect unicorn babies who don’t wake or get sick or struggle with transitions, why the duck does she over share it so much when BARELY any mums can relate to this???????? Like ????? Who is benefiting from this information???????? It’s grossly over shared and it’s not powerful or inspiring content for women. She should stop posting her kids and just post her commercials
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She might be bragging now but hell is coming for her when her kids are teenagers and resent her for the exploitation of their childhood
 
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