Simone Anderson #30 Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, she’s as grotty as her camel toes

[princeasherfromhobby]

What the duck is this ‘pizza’ it’s like that ugly first pancake no one wants

 

[shh77]

And to see some colour!!!

Simon “Ew yuck I need one of 17000 pairs of MOST FAVOURITE sunglasses! The brightness is burning my eyes!”

 

[overit…..]

OMG that is so disgustingly tacky!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the kind of joke present you buy. It’s so bad.

Also doesn’t look very warm at all! Obviously doesn’t want to reuse anything for Ryder - our woolbabes were used by all 3 of our kids!

 

[ihateliars]

Noice photoshopping Scuntmoan

She managed to photoshop at least two stone

 

[Okelydokely]

Noice photoshopping Scuntmoan

She's photoshopped off her thumb the silly goose!

 

[Simone15]

So Simone hasn’t gone to Jess’s wedding? Or Lucy has gone early? Side note Lucy creeps me out- like a corpse starring you down.

 

[privilegedsimone]

simmo you TC, why are you trying to suffocate Ryder? Ps those rings look so tragically trashy

 

[gossipkiwi]

simmo you TC, why are you trying to suffocate Ryder? Ps those rings look so tragically trashy

That whole thing looks so uncomfortable…

 

[Teaconsumer]

So Simone hasn’t gone to Jess’s wedding? Or Lucy has gone early? Side note Lucy creeps me out- like a corpse starring you down.

Glad I’m not the one one who thinks this. Could she smile once in awhile?

 

[ihateliars]

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simmo you TC, why are you trying to suffocate Ryder? Ps those rings look so tragically trashy

Glad to see he is wearing a singlet under the scratchy jumper NOT

 

[Blardeblarblar]

So Simone hasn’t gone to Jess’s wedding? Or Lucy has gone early? Side note Lucy creeps me out- like a corpse starring you down.

She can't go this early she has an 8-10 hour, 7 day a week job!

 

[SponsorMe]

How bleeping cringe

But why does it say “my” not “our”, does Trent not really exist in being his parent?

I only say “my” when I’m pissed off at my partner

 

[Semonandersin]

So Simone hasn’t gone to Jess’s wedding? Or Lucy has gone early? Side note Lucy creeps me out- like a corpse starring you down.

I thought I was the only one who thought this. I have never seen a photo of her smiling

 

[snarkersusie]

How bleeping cringe

She might struggle with this one because Asher’s name is on the back. Hopefully the initial on the front is a good prompt.

 

[ohwebelieve]

Is Asher only allowed 2 books to play with in the morning. My kids had their toyboxes emptied all over the house and then moved onto their toys & trikes outside. He has a very structured "playtime" maybe that's the new norm?

 

[spiderqueens]

Glad to see he is wearing a singlet under the scratchy jumper NOT

And that jumper will be acrylic so no warmth at all

 

[Pentothal]

Tackorama

Not good for re-saleability. Guess she'll just have to donate them
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That whole thing looks so uncomfortable…

Is he even feeding. She wouldn't be faking BF to keep up the illusion, would she

 

[butterysoft]

And that jumper will be acrylic so no warmth at all

To be fair it was 25 degrees in auck yesterday and super hot

 

[Semonandersin]

Not good for re-saleability. Guess she'll just have to donate them
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Is he even feeding. She wouldn't be faking BF to keep up the illusion, would she

I think she's faking it. R always looks likes he's suffocating when he's 'feeding'. He is not positioned well at all and his face should not be smooshed so far into her breast like he always is, he does not appear latched

 

[Blardeblarblar]

I think she's faking it. R always looks likes he's suffocating when he's 'feeding'. He is not positioned well at all and his face should not be smooshed so far into her breast like he always is, he does not appear latched

If she is faking then that's so mean that poor boy will have no idea what's going on. If he's weaned who bleeping cares there's no shame in it.
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How does rideabear extend his sleep by an hour each week until 12 weeks? Like not even taking the piss I genuinely want to know.