Simone Anderson #3 Orange is the New Beige

[simonolata]

Sorry this has clearly just turnes into a live stream of my thoughts but Jesus bleeping Christ, when you see her face in profile that top lip looks absolutely bat tit crazy

It’s not even just in profile… it’s bat-tit from all angles!

 

[Butt3rfly]

Forgot to share this very obviously photoshop the other day - the pixels around her stomach…

You’d think she’d photoshop the saddlebags instead

 

[Justpoppingontosay]

It’s not even just in profile… it’s bat-tit from all angles!

I’m 13 years older than her, and have no lines like that under or around my eyes. She’s not the best advertisement for cosmetic procedures and Botox is she!?

 

[Butt3rfly]

What’s the bleeping deal with her pinning these three posts all of a sudden????

I’m 13 years older than her, and have no lines like that under or around my eyes. She’s not the best advertisement for cosmetic procedures and Botox is she!?

Ditto…….she looks double her age. I’m in my mid 40s and it’s cleanser and moisturised for me and zilch wrinkles.

 

[Runwiththewolves]

Trent’s work

Imagine studying engineering and then becoming a printer salesman

 

[Ewlookatthat]

What’s the bleeping deal with her pinning these three posts all of a sudden????


Ditto…….she looks double her age. I’m in my mid 40s and it’s cleanser and moisturised for me and zilch wrinkles.

It's been like that for a wee while. It's probably so if brands look at her page she looks like she gets heaps of likes as they are so high.
I wanna know why the rest of her posts don't show likes. Do you think it's not that many likes so she hides it?

 

[HashtagJustPoppedOnToSay]

And it's not just Simon possibly sick. Asher had a crusty nose the day of his party and in her stories tonight he's smiling away with a runny nose. Nice one taking him to an old folks home like that.

Weird she’s deleted these stories now!

 

[Runwiththewolves]

Forgot to share this very obviously photoshop the other day - the pixels around her stomach…

She was doing this hard out early post party, so dishonest and dangerous for other new mums to.compare themselves to

 

[shanaynay]

And after the last thread we had all mentioned that she leaves him sitting banished in the corner eating his breakfast while she fluffs around, she posts this this morning
#bringbacktagitbaby

She just shoved that chair next to him to make it look like they ate together but we all know they didn’t

 

[Bigbrothersalwayswatching]

It's been another month now so it's time to take another bestie out for dinner! No family dinner like was portrayed, as usual!
Oh Simon, do you think you get get a ladder paid-partnership so you can climb outta the bleeping deep hole you're digging? Gotta wonder if she's digging a long drop since all she does is talk tit

 

[Oh-do-tell-all]

Honestly, if Simone got on her stories and was like “oh man, here’s all the washing from last night because Asher woke us up vomiting at 11:30pm and then again at 4am” that would be the most relatable thing, and it would actually make me like her so much more.

But she would never.

Watch this space…now that she watches everything said in here what’s the bet he will get sick

 

[Blardeblarblar]

It's been another month now so it's time to take another bestie out for dinner! No family dinner like was portrayed, as usual!
Oh Simon, do you think you get get a ladder paid-partnership so you can climb outta the bleeping deep hole you're digging? Gotta wonder if she's digging a long drop since all she does is talk tit

So she made them all dinner then went out for dinner?

 

[unknownkiwi1992]

So she made them all dinner then went out for dinner?

Just Asher and Trent

 

[Simone15]

It’s not even just in profile… it’s bat-tit from all angles!

Pre filler…..Those lips don’t lie (Unless it’s about donations).

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Pre filler…..Those lips don’t lie (Unless it’s about donations).

Does anyone remember Sarah Marie from the very first big brother Australia? She reminds me of her in these photos.

 

[Simone15]

Does anyone remember Sarah Marie from the very first big brother Australia? She reminds me of her in these photos.

SA is a mini Jocelyn Wildenstein

 

[Butt3rfly]

Sure it did…….it’s called YOU DELETED IT

 

[Simone15]

Cheek fillers and I think a mini facelift on the sly.

 

[#Ad-Sponsored]

Even the friken xylophone has no colour! Poor kid

I just realised where Simone is getting her beige inspo from.

Just looked up one of my town's most boujie new childcare centres, and it is all beige and neutral toned / architecturally designed playspaces with beautiful light fittings. Not alot of colour there unless the little ones are painting.

May I say tho that Asher is just the cutest little thing since sliced bread She's just so lucky to have a cruisy wee first baby (and its LUCK - she could have done everything the same way and nothing would work for no other reason that just a different personality). Though to be fair that's usually your 2nd child #speakingfromexperience

 

[adfluenza]

Strange how she deleted (wouldn’t admit it) the pjs from pop factory and the re posted one isn’t a paid partnership and doesn’t have a discount code.

I’m just so glad the $15.99 supermarket anti wrinkle cream is working for her a much cheaper option then fillers and Botox. It also means she can really splash out on her once a month outing.