Simone Anderson #23 Must stand out, dress my child in a sack, please no photos from the side or the back

[itsmebish]

I have a newborn. If I curled up in a ball for two days the baby is doing what exactly at that time? Who is feeding the baby? Am I hallucinating this "happy for two days curled in a ball" thing due to sleep deprivation? MAKE HER MAKE SENSE.

She is so insufferably stupid. Her use of exaggeration is irritating to me because it's not even close to the truth? No one does this.

 

[Simones.stolen.recipe.2]

Also who called the embrace, nada, your cycle stories no stores of any for weeks/ months then all in a week
We can't even remember to advertise her own companies without being told so I really can't understand how she could of ever called herself a "content creator". Nary an original thought has ever gone through that head

 

[snarkersusie]

According to the tagged photos this is a picture of Simone that one of her followers did. I see zero resemblance.

 

[#PaidPartnership#Ad#Spons]

Also those facials in her video do not say she had an easy time. I can’t talk I was induced with one of mine and baby came out an hour later. All my babies I pretty much have a contraction and less than an hour later they pop out. Never had to walk around waiting to get to 9cm but her video she looks very uncomfortable and you can see at time she is making noises. I will say I still made some faces and that pushing down does hurt.
Maybe it’s that thing where they say once you’ve had the baby you forget how painful or how much screaming you really did
Plus, still find it interesting the cut a lot out just as she was having it. They didn’t need to focus down there but could have angled it in a way you still saw her.

I felt like all the vag shots were unnecessary since u didnt actually see him being born which is the main reason I thought?

Wasn't a very good birth photographer compared to others I have seen.

 

[lovemesomegossip]

Literally has her vag with the umbilical cord coming out

Look like she got stitches too

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

Why the change in highlight titles? WTF IS JTH should read ‘tit I learnt after weight loss surgery and how to freeze grapes’

Just to reference back to a previous thread title, I believe JTH is “journey to wealth not health”

 

[snarkersusie]

Just to reference back to a previous thread title, I believe JTH is “journey to wealth not health”

that was such a good thread title

 

[LadyChat]

Is this thread title supposed to be a piss-take on "back, sack and crack" ? Because that's what comes to mind every time I read it!

(Thread title's awesome, BTW! )

 

[#botsforlife]

So Simone cooks the woop meals for lunch as this is the first one but no tag Simone?? Oh you poor thing, you had to pay for it so that’s why you don’t tag the company! Oh that must suck so much having to actually buy something with your own money!

 

[Starstruck500]

Put a teeny weeny bit of effort into content creation please and thanks

 

[Becauseyouasked]

Also who called the embrace, nada, your cycle stories no stores of any for weeks/ months then all in a week
We can't even remember to advertise her own companies without being told so I really can't understand how she could of ever called herself a "content creator". Nary an original thought has ever gone through that head

That was me!
I’m also calling that Not so Asher’s birth will be so easy because obviously she’s done it before and all the exercise she does will mean a completely zen, peaceful and tranquil time that will bring her and Trent even closer together. Asher will bond naturally to his brother (to be honest most siblings don’t care about the new baby and may have one little tantrum).

 

[Pentothal]

Look like she got stitches too

She said it took two hours to suture her up post delivery

 

[Becauseyouasked]

She said it took two hours to suture her up post delivery

That seems like a long time unless they came back to her?
Seems so many people are messaging her this evening asking her all the questions about where she gets everything from. Desperately looking for more partnerships?

 

[LadyChat]

She said it took two hours to suture her up post delivery

I was going to say something pithy about that,but no, thought I better not

 

[#botsforlife]

That seems like a long time unless they came back to her?
Seems so many people are messaging her this evening asking her all the questions about where she gets everything from. Desperately looking for more partnerships?

I don’t get why she has to share it all the time when she asks herself questions. It’s not like the message says hey where do you get that from and can you share it so everyone can see my question haha. Some people might find it an invasion of privacy but hey at least she’s just messaging herself and it’s not real people

 

[louisvuittonbag]

Had to go and watch the birth video myself… She literally says “I didn’t think I could do it”. Doesn’t sound easy to me!

 

[Starstruck500]

That was me!
I’m also calling that Not so Asher’s birth will be so easy because obviously she’s done it before and all the exercise she does will mean a completely zen, peaceful and tranquil time that will bring her and Trent even closer together. Asher will bond naturally to his brother (to be honest most siblings don’t care about the new baby and may have one little tantrum).

Maybe she’ll join the 0.03% who experience orgasmic or ecstatic births

 

[thermominx]

Surprised she hadn’t replied with

On that subject, wonder how Naresh is.. haven’t seen his comments lately

 

[SillySausage88]

Why does she never show the profile pic of these followers of hers that ask the most lame questions?
Oh that’s right…because she sends them to herself

 

[ActsOfKindnessIsMyLoveLan]

Why does she never show the profile pic of these followers of hers that ask the most lame questions?
Oh that’s right…because she sends them to herself

Zx!!!