Seaford Haggington
VIP Member
Didn't he vote for Brexit?
Hideous information vacuum? No Simon don't be so hard on yourself. You're a hideous humour vacuum as well. Multi-untalented.
(Is that the cinema Jack "860 hour spreadsheet" Monroe was locked in during a riot?)
Just a reminder folks, that during the entirety of covid and its aftermath, with all of the "punching upwards" he pretended to do: Boris Johnson, The Daily Mail, Nigel Farage, "gammons", wacists, tories - all legitimate targets in my view - not once in thousands of posts, all carefully crafted for maximum engagement, NOT ONCE ...not one single time... did he have anything to say about Michelle Mone. Not once since his grifting came to light but also not before it came to light.What a shame Hawwis isn’t on X anymore to see one of his famous infatuations spreading this glorious news.
Indeed Auntie Cawol. Let’s hope the profiteering wrong ‘uns go to jail.
Now to find out how we tip off said Covid Corruption Commissioner
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I do take a sort of perverse pleasure that Kirsty appears to be unaffected and this fat unfunny sexist racist content stealer has lost the bleeping lot.
twit had a good run for far too long.
Raise your kids properly and duck off fat man.
He knew, he 100% absolutely knew he was profiting from the pandemic.
Spot. On.For Simon who is too uncivilised and unhygienic to be allowed into an office, Covid was a gravy train.
Less overheads, juicy tax breaks and support schemes begging to be exploited with little risk of getting caught. His four showers a week dropped to two, he could hide his gormless mug behind a mask without looking weird, and a captive audience of furloughed zombies mindlessly scrolling YouTube would’ve lapped up his fascinating dashcam footage. Add the chance to piously lecture plebs, rake in cash for bossing people around and virtue-signalling, and, when Wishi dangled 50% off his lunchtime KFC bucket with Eat Out to Help Out, he probably thought he’d died and gone to heaven.
None of it was his fault, of course. He was just the innocent hero swept up in it all. The grifting? That was Kirsty and the council. The poor performance of his Facebook groups? Well nobody told the social media guru what to post. Defaulting on loans and tax bills? Blame the other director and the accountants—money stuff was too complicated. Even his weird musty odour would’ve probably been the evil Torwies’ fault somehow.