Simon Harris #7 Twagic

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What a shame Hawwis isn’t on X anymore to see one of his famous infatuations spreading this glorious news.

Indeed Auntie Cawol. Let’s hope the profiteering wrong ‘uns go to jail.

Now to find out how we tip off said Covid Corruption Commissioner 🤔

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What a shame Hawwis isn’t on X anymore to see one of his famous infatuations spreading this glorious news.

Indeed Auntie Cawol. Let’s hope the profiteering wrong ‘uns go to jail.

Now to find out how we tip off said Covid Corruption Commissioner 🤔

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Just a reminder folks, that during the entirety of covid and its aftermath, with all of the "punching upwards" he pretended to do: Boris Johnson, The Daily Mail, Nigel Farage, "gammons", wacists, tories - all legitimate targets in my view - not once in thousands of posts, all carefully crafted for maximum engagement, NOT ONCE ...not one single time... did he have anything to say about Michelle Mone. Not once since his grifting came to light but also not before it came to light.

You know what that says?

He knew, he 100% absolutely knew he was profiting from the pandemic.
 
I do take a sort of perverse pleasure that Kirsty appears to be unaffected and this fat unfunny sexist racist content stealer has lost the bleeping lot.
twit had a good run for far too long.
Raise your kids properly and duck off fat man.


It's how they both dealt with it. He thought making a big song and a dance about how he was going on the beeb to clear his name just ended up making him untouchable. No one wants to work with someone who will throw everyone under the bus as soon as everything goes bad.
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I sometimes forget about Kirstys part in it, whereas he's constantly reminding me of his.
 
He knew, he 100% absolutely knew he was profiting from the pandemic.

⬆ this. Absolutely this 100%. And what’s the next important thing to remember now that this is clearly established as fact?

Whilst Fat Boy Hawwis was knowingly profiting from the pandemic by getting sickeningly overpaid for doing media work, a media company which he owned was supposedly so negatively impacted by the pandemic that it had to take out an enormous £21,000 tax-payer-funded loan intended for companies who couldn’t effectively trade because of pandemic restrictions. Then, having taken out an enormous £21,000 tax payer funded loan, this media company, which was owned by a man who got paid in excess of half a million pounds for doing pandemic related media work, don’t forget, still managed to collapse leaving a trail of unpaid debts in its wake. There’s a circle that needs squaring please, Mr. Covid Commissioner.

What were the circumstances that led to the demise of D Media Ltd? Well, that remains a mystery for now because the company never submitted any accounts. What a fraudster.
 
I actually suspect part of him genuinely thought he is so amazing his 4likes were work half a million as he definitely had an over inflated idea of how good/funny he is.

But he also would have known that he'd never have been paid anything like that before and that putting up one Facebook post was more than £100k worth of work.

I noticed all the posts he doesn't pay to boost only get a handful of likes now.
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I'm struggling with the idea of someone needing a covid loan who works remotely and flexibly from home
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While on a half a million contract. That was definitely him just thinking "duck it, I'll never have to pay it back"

I also struggle with where all this money goes. He must just spend it on utter tit.
 
For Simon who is too uncivilised and unhygienic to be allowed into an office, Covid was a gravy train.

Less overheads, juicy tax breaks and support schemes begging to be exploited with little risk of getting caught. His four showers a week dropped to two, he could hide his gormless mug behind a mask without looking weird, and a captive audience of furloughed zombies mindlessly scrolling YouTube would’ve lapped up his fascinating dashcam footage. Add the chance to piously lecture plebs, rake in cash for bossing people around and virtue-signalling, and, when Wishi dangled 50% off his lunchtime KFC bucket with Eat Out to Help Out, he probably thought he’d died and gone to heaven.

None of it was his fault, of course. He was just the innocent hero swept up in it all. The grifting? That was Kirsty and the council. The poor performance of his Facebook groups? Well nobody told the social media guru what to post. Defaulting on loans and tax bills? Blame the other director and the accountants—money stuff was too complicated. Even his weird musty odour would’ve probably been the evil Torwies’ fault somehow.
 
For Simon who is too uncivilised and unhygienic to be allowed into an office, Covid was a gravy train.

Less overheads, juicy tax breaks and support schemes begging to be exploited with little risk of getting caught. His four showers a week dropped to two, he could hide his gormless mug behind a mask without looking weird, and a captive audience of furloughed zombies mindlessly scrolling YouTube would’ve lapped up his fascinating dashcam footage. Add the chance to piously lecture plebs, rake in cash for bossing people around and virtue-signalling, and, when Wishi dangled 50% off his lunchtime KFC bucket with Eat Out to Help Out, he probably thought he’d died and gone to heaven.

None of it was his fault, of course. He was just the innocent hero swept up in it all. The grifting? That was Kirsty and the council. The poor performance of his Facebook groups? Well nobody told the social media guru what to post. Defaulting on loans and tax bills? Blame the other director and the accountants—money stuff was too complicated. Even his weird musty odour would’ve probably been the evil Torwies’ fault somehow.
Spot. On.
Poor Fatty Hawis. An innocent victim caught up the machinations of a cowupt council and forced to accept hundreds of thousands of pounds whilst bewating the evil Tories who enabled his windfall.
 
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