Simon Harris #7 Twagic

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At the risk of sounding like I’m making a mouldy banana joke, that Coca-Cola T-shirt has definitely been exposed to enough germs and biological material over the years to have evolved into a sentient being, capable of experiencing feelings of jealousy. I picture him at home crumpled up on Si’s bedroom floor, a fresh grease stain down the front from last nights kebab, weeping because Nakatomi Plaza got picked for the big Die Hard film night 😢
 
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