Simon Harris #7 Twagic

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I absolutely cannot stand this waster. His terminally unfunny/stolen posts keep appearing on my Facebook feed, the first comment on them is always that one he's posted himself about the energy referral. Then silence from him, he never engages with his gormless followers.
 
Yer_wha?! said:
I absolutely cannot stand this waster. His terminally unfunny/stolen posts keep appearing on my Facebook feed, the first comment on them is always that one he's posted himself about the energy referral. Then silence from him, he never engages with his gormless followers.
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Unfunny?! Whatever could you mean?

Look at this! This is top drawer observational satire! So clever. Because the thing is, it’s not actually a gun and a hand grenade, right! Really it’s a harmless ice skate that Simon turned upside down, and a perfectly innocent bauble!!!!!!!! Get it?!?!!! 😂😂😂😂

I had the misfortune of reading this on the train this morning and it was so embarrassing trying to contain my fits of laughter in public. It’s so good in fact that Simon chooses to publishes it every year when the advent calendars go on sale. Epic stuff.

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Pkershaw said:
Unfunny?! Whatever could you mean?

Look at this! This is top drawer observational satire! So clever. Because the thing is, it’s not actually a gun and a hand grenade, right! Really it’s a harmless ice skate that Simon turned upside down, and a perfectly innocent bauble!!!!!!!! Get it?!?!!! 😂😂😂😂

I had the misfortune of reading this on the train this morning and it was so embarrassing trying to contain my fits of laughter in public. It’s so good in fact that Simon chooses to publishes it every year when the advent calendars go on sale. Epic stuff.

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I was just wondering last week when he’d roll this one out again.
 
It occurred to me the other day, he recycles so much content that I wonder if her has a calendar reminder for them?

Sometime in October- make a post laughing about the conspiracy of drugs in Halloween sweets
15th Nov - Post about advents
17th Nov- School slip with middle eastern part in play
I could go on but its so clearly nothing new, original or interesting it feels planned.

Latest one. Did anyone know about 2 years ago he wandered into a Travelodge and had a breakfast, then nicked the plate. And now wants to pretend as if it was a high level recent collab :rolleyes:
 
CookieZippy said:
The cloud of Lynx Africa is my favourite. And oh look he's composed another fake social media post to laugh at the ill educated. bleep.

Nobody actually types like that.


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We really don’t need forensic linguistic analysts to determine that it’s so obviously him writing these. He’s mocking exaggerated stereotypes that he invented in his own head. It’s bleeping insane. He’s ill.

I thought about this today when I was scrolling facebook as I’m in a group that has an autistic guy in it. He’s always writing big posts that must take him ages. As a result of his condition, his spelling and grammar are all over the place. Sometimes it’s difficult to work out what he means, but he’s brilliant, I love reading his stuff as he’s so passionate about the subject. At the end of a post, he often excuses his writing and explains it’s because he’s autistic. It’s a shame he has to do that, but if he doesn’t, there’s invariably a few morons in the comment section taking the piss out of him for it.

Could it be that Mr. Holier-Than-Thou “do an autism for the lady, Luke”, is actually a disablist hole who enjoys mocking the symptoms of neurological conditions? Heaven forfend! 😱 But who cares when it’s wight-wing Barry bigots that you’re targeting, eh Simon.
 
PepsiMaXXX said:
Exactly, average reading age where I am is well below secondary level. Doesn't mean they aren't nice people. Its kind of punching down and because he doesn't comment on behaviours of anyone other than his own class.
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Also lots of people have a higher reading age in their first language. Not being brilliant in an additional language doesn't mean you’re awful.
Does Simon speak many languages himself?
 
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