Itchy of Itchington
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His wife was definitely planning her celebration. Without Simon.
Simon Harris #7 Twagic
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CookieZippy
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Hilarious. And now we all await the cloud of Lynx Africa post.
HotesTilaire
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Popped up in my FB feed today, presumably a sponsored post. Imagine having this much shite to chat about something so bleeping TEDIOUS. Give it a rest
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Itchy of Itchington
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Hasn't he just rewritten a story from The Mirror last week. I know it popped up on my home page and I ignored it. Simon's trying to justify why all those boxes of chocolates he bought "for those kids who really need it" didn't all make it to the food banks. I bet his Coca Cola shirt is back to straining at every seam again. Hard to afford weight loss jabs now the grift is over!
Pkershaw
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Popped up in my FB feed today, presumably a sponsored post. Imagine having this much shite to chat about something so bleeping TEDIOUS. Give it a rest
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His family should engrave this quote on his headstone when the time comes.
Itchy of Itchington
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There's no way Simon will make it to 97. The crushing weight of his genius failure will do him in before then.
HotesTilaire
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Surely he will have something hilarious like “I told you I was ill”
Seaford Haggington
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He really has no dignity whatsoever.
Fred Santos
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Interesting call to action by a company selling a background checking service of interest to Local Authority employers.
ebcglobal.co.uk
The cite a few examples of how badly things can go wrong and why their service is so invaluable:
Paul Tweed - Litherland Councillor
Convicted of possessing indecent images of children (including the most severe Category A) and extreme pornography. Highlights the critical need for safeguarding checks in local council vetting.
Liverpool City Council - Operation Aloft
A corruption scandal involving fraud, bribery, and misconduct in public office linked to building contracts. Former officials, including the mayor, were arrested. Exposed governance failures led to government oversight of the council.
Essex County Council - Kirsty O’Callaghan
Mismanagement of £1.5 million during the pandemic, with allegations of verbal contracts and undeclared conflicts of interest by a senior council official. Demonstrates the need for ethical and procurement checks.
So, there it is: lumped in with bribery, corruption and child abuse convictions is Simon's ex girlfriend and "partner in crime": Kirsty O'Callaghan (if she wasn't Simon, why don't you deny it?)
Background Screening in Local Councils
Thorough background screening is crucial for local councils. It ensures compliance, safeguards public trust, and promotes a safer community.
ebcglobal.co.uk
The cite a few examples of how badly things can go wrong and why their service is so invaluable:
Paul Tweed - Litherland Councillor
Convicted of possessing indecent images of children (including the most severe Category A) and extreme pornography. Highlights the critical need for safeguarding checks in local council vetting.
Liverpool City Council - Operation Aloft
A corruption scandal involving fraud, bribery, and misconduct in public office linked to building contracts. Former officials, including the mayor, were arrested. Exposed governance failures led to government oversight of the council.
Essex County Council - Kirsty O’Callaghan
Mismanagement of £1.5 million during the pandemic, with allegations of verbal contracts and undeclared conflicts of interest by a senior council official. Demonstrates the need for ethical and procurement checks.
So, there it is: lumped in with bribery, corruption and child abuse convictions is Simon's ex girlfriend and "partner in crime": Kirsty O'Callaghan (if she wasn't Simon, why don't you deny it?)
lilykestrel
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'the funds failed to represent value for money', Simon's gonna be hopping again
Seaford Haggington
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Who are they saying needed background screening? Kirsty or the oaf?
Either way not a good look to have a project you worked on included in a blog that starts "In light of the recent incident involving an ex-councillor’s shocking crimes..."
Either way not a good look to have a project you worked on included in a blog that starts "In light of the recent incident involving an ex-councillor’s shocking crimes..."
lilykestrel
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Worried about the outside contractors you're outsourcing public services to? Too overstretched and low on resource to do adequate due diligence and background checking? Outsource your background checking and due diligence to us!
CookieZippy
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Definitely back on the pies then.
kingseven
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When you order Wynne Evans from Temu
lilykestrel
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hang on, isn't that Jack Monroe's Cllr Matt mate?
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lol it is, oh Cllr Matt, save yourself, mate
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lol it is, oh Cllr Matt, save yourself, mate
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Seaford Haggington
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All we need is Tan and the Essexgriftverse would be complete.
Pkershaw
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Looks like the CEO of Nestlé will be having a nice Christmas —sales of Kit Kat Chunkys must have skyrocketed. Meanwhile, his arms still look like someone disassembled a fat Action Man and put them back on the wrong way round. Why does he stand like that? Such an odd man.
Also, he’s STILL fuming over that dubious comment
. Wonder what the council did with his dissertation tantrum complaint? Probably filed it straight in the bin.
Also, he’s STILL fuming over that dubious comment
. Wonder what the council did with his dissertation tantrum complaint? Probably filed it straight in the bin.Also_smoke_and_mirrors
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The fact he is still bothered by the 'dubious content' comment means that HAS to appear in the next thread title
Fred Santos
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He's unable to delete comments on other people's posts. Which is nice