Simon Harris #7 Twagic

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Thread title courtesy of @HotesTilaire and nominated by @Aliceboo. You both win a 30 second slot on the Jewemy Vine show.

Simon Hawwis is still "cweating*" content and doing random £500 Morrison's shops for chawity. Would the charities prefer the £500 so they can provide targeted help to their clients instead of dealing with boxes of short-dated pasta? Of course they would.

*recycling.

Wiki? We don't need a Wiki.

Previous thread can be found here: https://tattle.life/threads/simon-h...ough-only-charges-4-99-for-a-tea-towel.44879/
 
Where the duck do we even begin with this? Wow.

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I almost feel like we need a professional psychologist to break this one down for us. I mean, not only are you one of the biggest dickheads I’ve ever encountered on social media, Simon, not only have you used it as a tool to basically defraud the public for 4 years, but, you are also unquestionably the least self-aware person I’ve ever seen. Like, you’ve actually demonstrated just how self-unaware you are in the bleeping post where you’re sanctimoniously lecturing us all about being more self aware. Mind blowing stuff 🤯
 
According to this week's Private Eye, "Trylife" the company led by one of Kirsty O'Callaghan's mates, Nicky Kaur, and part of the Kirsty/Simon cabal, who used to go (maybe they still do?) with the both of them to Clairidges in London, was given £330,000 by Kirsty when she was at Essex County Council.

£330,000!!!

Once the whole social media spend was uncovered, this little arrangement was not disclosed in the council's initial "fully transparent" disclosure but now it has been and, evidently, the council are taking legal action to recover £100,000 of it.

You couldn't make it up.
 
Fred Santos said:
According to this week's Private Eye, "Trylife" the company led by one of Kirsty O'Callaghan's mates, Nicky Kaur, and part of the Kirsty/Simon cabal, who used to go (maybe they still do?) with the both of them to Clairidges in London, was given £330,000 by Kirsty when she was at Essex County Council.

£330,000!!!

Once the whole social media spend was uncovered, this little arrangement was not disclosed in the council's initial "fully transparent" disclosure but now it has been and, evidently, the council are taking legal action to recover £100,000 of it.

You couldn't make it up.
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Although their chances would appear slim (of getting money back):

TRYLIFE LIMITED overview - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

TRYLIFE LIMITED - Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity
find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk

Discontinuation of strike offs as per the filing history is often a sign of a creditor - in this case Essex County Council, or the council tax payers of Essex, trying to get in there before the directors scarper. Having said that, Nicky Kaur resigned some years ago. There is a principle called "piercing the veil" in law that, I think, enables creditors to go after directors in a personal capacity. I hope Essex are doing this although this could all be a perfomatory. What they should really be doing, is going after Kirsty and engaging with the police.
 
Said this before and I’ll say it again. There’s a snowball in hells chance that Kirsty O’Scamaghan came up empty handed while dishing out what must now be running into millions of pounds to her friends. She needs to be in prison.

I know I’ve also said this before but it still makes me chuckle that the reason she got exposed was because head Harris pissed off too many people and pushed his luck one step too far with the stupid Horizon scandal fundwaiser. If it wasn’t for that, she likely would’ve been able to keep her head down and would still be working the grift now at Suffolk Council. God she must curse the day she ever laid eyes on his stupid, fat, ugly, gormless, lobotomised meathead. I’m surprised she’s not on here with us slating him.
 
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“Thought I was dwopping some top dwawer observational comedy. But even my mental followers told me that it was actually a sensible pwecaution so now I’m going to backtwack.”

It’s like listening to him on Jewemy Vines wadio show when they used to get him to debate someone with a brain. He’d say a load of stupid tit, they’d hand over to his “opponent” who would completely disagree with him and then cut back to Si for a response and he’d do a full 180 and just agree with them! Pointless blob of tit.

In other news, goalposts have shifted on the herwoic fundwaising. Big Morrison shops have now become advent calendars. Hero!

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Yeah that’s the gist of the responses from the idiots who like him. It was pointed out that the target of these types of warning labels tend to be people who may not be as cognitively functional as they once were, and I suspect it would’ve made Simon panic and think, “tit! Have I done a Bawwy here? Oh well at least it wasn’t another accidental wacism”

Expect a virtue signalling fundraiser for an Alzheimer’s charity or similar in the near future.
 
Pkershaw said:
Yeah that’s the gist of the responses from the idiots who like him. It was pointed out that the target of these types of warning labels tend to be people who may not be as cognitively functional as they once were, and I suspect it would’ve made Simon panic and think, “tit! Have I done a Bawwy here? Oh well at least it wasn’t another accidental wacism”

Expect a virtue signalling fundraiser for an Alzheimer’s charity or similar in the near future.
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He should crowdfund a Costco membership.
And he has done a wacism, there are plenty of people who can read but not in English
 
His post grated on me - the phrase disadvantaged kids and the whole tone of the headline feels so derogatory.

Ps the food banks get overrun with chocolate at Christmas Si, they still need rent and their heating bill paid.

If anyone else had posted about the washing liquid which is obviously that shape as its proven best for pouring and storing. Not to mention they already have all the blank cartons and machines set up to make them. He'd have been the first to criticise them for making fun of people with learning differences/people who can't read English or aren't from this country so don't know what it is etc etc
 
Define disadvantaged kids, Si. I'd say your kids are pretty disadvantaged by having a moron for a father who breaks virtually every safeguarding rule in the book by regularly plastering their faces and private information all over the internet for likes. Are you lining them up for free advent calendars, Simon?
 
Fred Santos said:
According to this week's Private Eye, "Trylife" the company led by one of Kirsty O'Callaghan's mates, Nicky Kaur, and part of the Kirsty/Simon cabal, who used to go (maybe they still do?) with the both of them to Clairidges in London, was given £330,000 by Kirsty when she was at Essex County Council.

£330,000!!!

Once the whole social media spend was uncovered, this little arrangement was not disclosed in the council's initial "fully transparent" disclosure but now it has been and, evidently, the council are taking legal action to recover £100,000 of it.

You couldn't make it up.
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Even if it comes to nothing I'm so pleased Private Eye are a continual thorn in Fatty's stupid side.
bleeping hell O'Callaghan was allowed to do what she liked - handing out vast amounts of money to her friends, and also those who no doubt would grease her sweaty little palm.
 
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