Secret Celebrity Gossip #182

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What’s with Ariana Grande and that ugly bloke who’s left his partner and baby for her? She’s always struck me as being thoroughly unpleasant

She has a history of going after men who were already taken. Spongebob is about the fifth or sixth idiot she has done the dirty with, but the first one with a wife and baby. What made it worse is she befriended her and interacted with the baby all the while screwing him on the side.

The guy is an idiot as he betrayed and dumped the woman he was with since high school over someone who will do to him what she did to all the rest...get bored after a while and dump their ass while eyeing up someone else.
 
I always get confused with what second cousins are, just looked it up, it's not the children of your cousins (which would be really ick), it's a child of your parents cousin. So yeah, pretty distant relation, I've never met any of mine either
I know two of my second cousins (because they lived round the corner from us) and I know who a few others are, because they went to school with my first cousins.
 
karma just keeps tapping this fella on the shoulder.

About time. Britney was slutshamed for years by him. He even bragged about being her first, knowing that was bullshit. He even tried to blame her for his arrest by having 'sources' claim he was under pressure from her book and that was why he was drinking more than usual. Then there was what he did to Janet—the cheating on every woman he has dated and everyone else he threw under the bus over the years. It's been a long time coming, but now it's finally found his ass; it's fun to watch.
 
That looks painful.
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Not according to Britney, it isn't! 👌

I know what you meant, I just couldn't resist
 
She has a history of going after men who were already taken. Spongebob is about the fifth or sixth idiot she has done the dirty with, but the first one with a wife and baby. What made it worse is she befriended her and interacted with the baby all the while screwing him on the side.

The guy is an idiot as he betrayed and dumped the woman he was with since high school over someone who will do to him what she did to all the rest...get bored after a while and dump their ass while eyeing up someone else.

You can tell she thinks her tit doesn’t stink. She also needs to eat a few burgers
 
You can tell she thinks her tit doesn’t stink. She also needs to eat a few burgers
Can’t stand the wee donut licker.
And all the interviews with her and Cynthia are nauseating. Holding each others hands, gurning over nothing, licking each others arseholes and fawning over interviewers, it’s fake as duck. Literally mortifying to watch. You’re grown women, wise up to duck.
 
He’s on stage and he’s clearly uncomfortable in that rig so I’m not sure what people expect his bulge to look like to be honest. Do people really not know that a flaccid penis isn’t always the same size?

He might not be the best person in the world but Britney is - to be blunt - bleeping nuts and I find this rabid hero-worship of her to be completely misplaced.

I'm glad it wasn't just me thinking this! He has a bulge there, what kind of size are people really expecting it to be? 😄
 
Can’t stand the wee donut licker.
And all the interviews with her and Cynthia are nauseating. Holding each others hands, gurning over nothing, licking each others arseholes and fawning over interviewers, it’s fake as duck. Literally mortifying to watch. You’re grown women, wise up to duck.
The interviews are so cringe to watch. I cannot stand them.
 
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