Secret Celebrity Gossip #173

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Talking of retro boozing...

While on footie tour earlier this year I was roundly mocked by the other dads for caning through several buckets of Smirnoff Ice on the caravan site we stayed on - £10 for an ice bucket of 4 - while they were on Madri :sick:

Then the next day - they all dragged slabs of Madri down the beach for the BBQ - I 'wisely' hit cider in a box - 6 litres of rocket fuel in 2 boxes meant I carried more actual booze for less weight. They were all complaining that their Madri was tit warm... my cider was perfick!! Oooh Aaah me lovers!

Bonus was I burned my empty boxes on the bonfire we had, they had to carry their empties back up.

They mocked until they realised the genius in my plan.
 
I never liked Smirnoff Ice but I was a slut for Smirnoff Mule. Wiv the angles now.

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