Secret Celebrity Gossip #165

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Bruce Foxton from The Jam's daughter was at the same school as me in Y7. I remember what she looked like - she was quite pretty - but remember nothing interesting about her.

Her dad ran an antique shop near us.
Bruce's wife, therefore your school mate's mother, died of cancer quite young I think. Paul Weller and Bruce had been estranged for quite a while but became friendly again after that.
And funny Bruce running an antiques shop, Rick Buckler (Jam drummer) became an furniture maker.
 
Goodness gracious I'd happily shag Roy Keane. He'd be laser focused on getting a result*

*me thrashing and groaning like a walrus
I was once on a ferry/HSS to Ireland that he was on. In the executive lounge I'll have you know 💅
A few years ago. He was very grumpy looking, presumably as it had been delayed for hours. But a really good looking man. A fine chiseled jawline and angry brow.
 
I’m just astounded that Farage got four shags to produce four kids (unless there were twins or triplets in the mix, in which case the minimum would be two shags). Talk about taking one for the team.🫡

Like Jacob Rees-Mogg who has six rugrats, the youngest having the unfortunate name of Sixtus. His wife reminds me of Melania where she is all smiles when the camera is around but every so often....

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To bring it back to Farage, there were seemingly rumours that Rees-Moggs Sister was having an affair with good ol' Nigel a few years back.
 
Not too dialed into UK politics but I do recall an account of one of his former partners saying that having sex with him was like being pinned underneath a filing cabinet with the key sticking out of the bottommost drawer.
Is that not Nicholas Soames and a wardrobe?

Back to Boris and there's been rumours of him and Laura Kuenssberg, which I can well believe.
 
He took over as lead singer in 2018. He’s not their original singer, that was Tony Hadley. Tony and the Spandau boys had a famous falling out a few years ago
Tony Hadley came into my restaurant once, it was years ago, he’d recently been on “I’m a celebrity” so was fairly fresh in my memory, he walked through the door and I thought to myself “Jesus Christ, that bloke looks like Tony Hadley” he walked straight up to me with a huge smile and really strong London accent “alwight Luv, I’ve got a table booked under Hadley”

Me: ok then………

Anyway, he was absolutely lovely, lots of the older lady punters recognised him and he signed autographs and posed for photos happily. Just a genuinely bloody nice bloke
 
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