Secret Celeb Gossip #12

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Shiiit. I walked the dogs and then went to Tesco and completely forgot to come back.
😐
Sorry
I will have to be a bit cryptic but you lot are very clever 🤩

So.
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Top dog is miserable as sin and uses canestan itch cream and dove roll on. 😬

See through husband has a lady (On the side) that will be informed of his death

C and C really don’t like each other and live apart. CPB is liked by the staff and the protection team.

👑eldest daughter is well liked
👑 eldest son is despised and will happily not avoid them in his car and will call the staff (police ) cunts openly.
Very childish and spoilt. Regularly had working women arrive in the boot of a car and sent up to his room.
Has pictures of Fergie all over his royal apartment.
They Will remarry when see through father is gone.
Very jealous of the W and H and their privileges.

Underneath BP is a vaulted room full of so much gold and ivory it is a sight to behold.

I’ll do more in a bit.
 
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Calimero said:
Shiiit. I walked the dogs and then went to Tesco and completely forgot to come back.
😐
Sorry
I will have to be a bit cryptic but you lot are very clever 🤩

So.
👑
Top dog is miserable as sin and uses canestan itch cream and dove roll on. 😬

See through husband has a lady (On the side) that will be informed of his death

C and C really don’t like each other and live apart. CPB is liked by the staff and the protection team.

👑eldest daughter is well liked
👑 eldest son is despised and will happily not avoid them in his car and will call the staff (police ) cunts openly.
Very childish and spoilt. Regularly had working women arrive in the boot of a car and sent up to his room.
Has pictures of Fergie all over his royal apartment.
They Will remarry when see through father is gone.
Very jealous of the W and H and their privileges.

Underneath BP is a vaulted room full of so much gold and ivory it is a sight to behold.

I’ll do more in a bit.
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Do you mean second eldest son? I could have guessed he was a scumbag.
 
Calimero said:
Shiiit. I walked the dogs and then went to Tesco and completely forgot to come back.
😐
Sorry
I will have to be a bit cryptic but you lot are very clever 🤩

So.
👑
Top dog is miserable as sin and uses canestan itch cream and dove roll on. 😬

See through husband has a lady (On the side) that will be informed of his death

C and C really don’t like each other and live apart. CPB is liked by the staff and the protection team.

👑eldest daughter is well liked
👑 eldest son is despised and will happily not avoid them in his car and will call the staff (police ) cunts openly.
Very childish and spoilt. Regularly had working women arrive in the boot of a car and sent up to his room.
Has pictures of Fergie all over his royal apartment.
They Will remarry when see through father is gone.
Very jealous of the W and H and their privileges.

Underneath BP is a vaulted room full of so much gold and ivory it is a sight to behold.

I’ll do more in a bit.
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Thanks for that! Because someone was confused, a clarification:

- Top dog [Queen] is miserable as sin and uses canestan itch cream and dove roll on.
- See through husband Prince Phillip] has a lady (On the side) that will be informed of his death
- C and C [Charles & Camilla] really don’t like each other and live apart. CPB is liked by the staff and the protection team.
- eldest daughter Princess Anne] is well liked
- eldest son [I think this refers to Prince Andrew who is 2nd eldest] is despised and will happily not avoid them in his car and will call the staff (police ) cunts openly. Very childish and spoilt. Regularly had working women arrive in the boot of a car and sent up to his room. Has pictures of Fergie all over his royal apartment. They Will remarry when see through father is gone. Very jealous of the W and H [William & Harry] and their privileges.
- Underneath BP {Buckingham Palace] is a vaulted room full of so much gold and ivory it is a sight to behold.
 
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Mrs Stan said:
Thanks for that! Because someone was confused, a translation:

- Top dog [Queen] is miserable as sin and uses canestan itch cream and dove roll on. 😬
- See through husband Prince Phillip] has a lady (On the side) that will be informed of his death
- C and C [Charles & Camilla] really don’t like each other and live apart. CPB is liked by the staff and the protection team.
- eldest daughter Princess Anne] is well liked
- eldest son [I think this refers to Prince Andrew who is 2nd eldest] is despised and will happily not avoid them in his car and will call the staff (police ) cunts openly. Very childish and spoilt. Regularly had working women arrive in the boot of a car and sent up to his room. Has pictures of Fergie all over his royal apartment. They Will remarry when see through father is gone. Very jealous of the W and H [William & Harry] and their privileges.
- Underneath BP {Buckingham Palace] is a vaulted room full of so much gold and ivory it is a sight to behold.
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I thought the Queen would use Soft and Gentle for some reason 😂😂😂😂😂
 
Gym&Tonic said:
The soap star turned pop star has to be Martine McCutcheon surely? There were stories in the press about her diva like behaviour at the time. Awful woman.
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OMG I'd forgotten the Martine story! For anyone who doesn't know it, this is a basic summary:

Shortly after the release of Love, Actually, she charged over to Hollywood to persue her glittery new career. 'I've been to LA and they said I'm England's answer to Jennifer Lopez,' Miss McCutcheon soon declared. But, only two months after jetting out to the U.S. with great fanfare, the former EastEnders actress returuned home claiming it was because she 'missed England too much'. :unsure: Yeah, right...

She had no luck in auditions and, when Oscar time came around, she was desperate to get invited to some of the parties. At one point, she was crying on the phone because no one would get her into anything. Eventually, she got a pass into Sir Elton John's party but that turned out to be a nightmare. She appeared to be drunk and was jostling really important people out of the way when she was walking around. At one point, she pushed some really high-powered television executive out of the way and he was really annoyed with her. They thought she was being really loud and obnoxious.

The problem in Hollywood is that everyone knows everyone else, so if you upset one person it gets around really quickly and can have a terrible effect. It turns out that the executive who she pushed out of the way was a really good friend with the people at William Morris. The next day, she was hauled into their offices and told off about her behaviour - which she didn't take too well. A few weeks later Martine was told that she would no longer be represented by William Morris.

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
My friend has a son who tutored Romeo B. He wouldn’t say much, obviously but Romeo sounded lovely. A gentle, kind and sensitive little boy.

Calimero said:
He has always got away with murder. As everyone has witnessed last year.
Fergie is well aware of what he is like so I’d imagine not much will change.
He sees himself as above us mere minions.
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Fergie has the tea on him.
 
My late Grandad met Camilla twice, and said she was lovely and she even remembered him the second time they met. It totally changed his opinion of her. So I can well believe she’s very nice.

I personally don’t think think that Andrew and Fergie have ever been a part. It’s obvious they are just biding their time until Phil croaks it.

I also heard that when Phil does croak it, his mistress will be informed before the Queen.
 
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