Scousebirdblogs #27 Jeff is only a Tory on days that end in Y

[Rangoonio]

I don't understand how, as someone who owns a retail outlet, she knows so little about retail.

So many retailers have already started their sale within the past week, H&M, Flannels and Childrensalon have all sent emails out about it. She's making out that this is some revolutionary concept or massive act of kindness on her part.

 

[Brooke Davis]

Surely she can see this is the end now. No one uses diaries , and not £20 ones.

I use paper diaries still but get them from Paperchase or Tesco, don’t fancy going to a meeting at work with a diary that says I have a hairy fanny or duck the tories

 

[Tomi2015]

Remember how much she supposedly hated gin and tried to scrounge some off anyone she could? When that failed she made her own out of cat piss and despair

 

[cbdgummybear]

I use paper diaries still but get them from Paperchase or Tesco, don’t fancy going to a meeting at work with a diary that says I have a hairy fanny or duck the tories

What if you sat at a meeting and the person opposite had a hairy fanny pen and said,”Eeeeee! Let me just get me scouse biiird diary out and make notes”?

 

[Brooke Davis]

What if you sat at a meeting and the person opposite had a hairy fanny pen and said,”Eeeeee! Let me just get me scouse biiird diary out and make notes”?

I would die!

 

[Tomi2015]

What if you sat at a meeting and the person opposite had a hairy fanny pen and said,”Eeeeee! Let me just get me scouse biiird diary out and make notes”?

I’d say “ you were obviously on santas naughty list”

 

[Dot_Cotton]

What is her deal with diaries? Why is she so obsessed with them and constantly trying to force people to buy them. I don’t get it, why not give up on the diaries and try and push something else.

 

[Sk8rBoi]

What is her deal with diaries? Why is she so obsessed with them and constantly trying to force people to buy them. I don’t get it, why not give up on the diaries and try and push something else.

That would involve thinking for herself. It’s easier to just continue flogging diaries and other tat of whatever the latest bandwagon is (although she’s usually about 3 bandwagons behind)

 

[mchammerr]

I’ve just been reading the most liked posts on here and have howled, someone said she used to meet an admin assistant in the Travel Lodge for sex and that her house stinks of must

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Merry Christmas DABS hope you all have a lovely day. I’ve heard from my direct line to Liverpool the sell out diaries are in the January sale.

 

[Purplerain]

Merry Christmas DABS! Hope yas all have a boss time and no1s ma has bought them a crappy diary (I have not forgiven big Jan for asking if I wanted one in my stocking last year )

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Hope all the DABs had a fabulous Christmas and any dusty ass hangovers disappear soon

 

[BettyRizzo]

Hope all the DABs had a fabulous Christmas and any dusty ass hangovers disappear soon 

Pretty sure she'll try and sell you some bollocks drink that prevents hangovers

 

[Sparklesurprise]

What is her deal with diaries? Why is she so obsessed with them and constantly trying to force people to buy them. I don’t get it, why not give up on the diaries and try and push something else.

Yano what I think they were a “thing” ages ago. Like everyone loved them in like 2017, I remember someone buying my boss one in secret Santa and she was buzzing off it. I think she’s clinging onto something that was once a good seller. I do use a paper diary still personally but I use one that costs about 3 quid from Asda

 

[MariellaMac86]

Diaries are in the sale lads. #aboriginalartist for some reason. Wild

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I feel awful for the poor souls who unwrapped one of those hot chocolate selection boxes of hers.

 

[BettyRizzo]

I feel awful for the poor souls who unwrapped one of those hot chocolate selection boxes of hers.

I'd love to know what her reaction would be if she was gifted a crappy hot chocolate selection box

 

[SaintLeo]

Someone asked for info about the inside of the diaries but she couldn’t be arsed didn’t get chance to do it. Given that they’re now languishing in the sale you’d think she’d make an effort to give them a push but nope, couldn’t event be arsed to sit up, get dressed or even move enough to turn her camera round and give us a proper shot of the pages. Instead we’ve got a blurry back to front selfie shot accompanied by a load of waffle about what colour she decided to choose and why. Form an orderly queue outside the shop of sh**e tomorrow DABs, you know there’ll be a mad rush for them now!

 

[NorthernFloss]

Speaking of weird hashtags, did anyone else spot that the first hashtag on the video of the white man stealing the Tory sign was #blackwoman?

 

[Tomi2015]

I'd love to know what her reaction would be if she was gifted a crappy hot chocolate selection box

Poor bloody Cora probably got one and a mini “swear down” hoodie