Scousebirdblogs #27 Jeff is only a Tory on days that end in Y

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SaintLeo said:
Because in the weird world of Jeff somehow a diary that changes colour when you chuck hot water on it is a desirable item. Baffling to the rest of us!

(NB Replace diary with hairy fanny pen, Swear Down hoody, actually pretty much any item on sale in the shop and that sentence still makes sense!)
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Don’t forget the bleep mug. Throw water at it instead of in it
Still saying she’s lost the plot. Her erratic behavior is increasing
Maybe it’s best that Cora doesn’t go near the unpredictable witch
 
Yehhhhh would just like to point out that Scouse Ma is currently whipping up racism accusations against anyone who didn't relish England going out the world cup yesterday. Incase you were undecided about the sort of simple-simon-says, do-you-love-me-now, scouser than thou twit that she is. Never mind that that the team's full of working class black lads. Only black ppl who can get white blond ma a back clap matter.
 
Foxvint said:
Yehhhhh would just like to point out that Scouse Ma is currently whipping up racism accusations against anyone who didn't relish England going out the world cup yesterday. Incase you were undecided about the sort of simple-simon-says, do-you-love-me-now, scouser than thou twit that she is. Never mind that that the team's full of working class black lads. Only black ppl who can get white blond ma a back clap matter.
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She’s been taking to many CBD gummies the absolute whopper
 
Sir John Elton said:
Nogga doggas, have you seeeeennnn the Spanish cleaning shop is up for sale ?! So if that can’t last I dunno how she will shirking Spanish cleaning goods down piss alley.
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Omg no! Tbh tho they sell it all in the best one on muirhead and it’s quite reasonably priced too

sorry off subject but byrnes on muirhead is closing im devoed. I feel like starting a nogzy thread🤣
 
Sir John Elton said:
Nogga doggas, have you seeeeennnn the Spanish cleaning shop is up for sale ?! So if that can’t last I dunno how she will shirking Spanish cleaning goods down piss alley.
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She closed the one in the strand recently as well. This time last year she had a slanging match with someone on the Friday market for having the audacity to sell a couple of bottles of asevi on her patch.
 
Roastielover said:
Omg, was her name Louise? If so she thought she was the queen of Spanish cleaning products! Tried to close loads of people down 😂😂
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That's her. She was a nice lady, and very helpful, unless you were selling Spanish cleaning stuff. I used to buy all my stuff from her because she was reasonably priced and had access to newer products and scents, but she had a terrible reputation with the stallholders.
 
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Lol
 
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