Scottish Tiktok Spa for part-time bams

[Muchbee]

I was expecting someone to reply "there will be NAE Ian Van Dahl in this hoose!!"

Imagine Ian van Dahl coming on in the Spa but oooft
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Will Samantha Mumba do? I’ve got a techno version I mixed up on my decks when I was jamming with Calvin Harris n aw that.

If you can remix it with a bit of that one about what heaven looks like? Louise MCing "you're ugly as duck" would top it off

 

[specialK21]

@cctm @specialK21

Hey heyyyyy

 

[Bella2920]

If yous are looking for entertainment I’m sure Avon will be willing to give us a tune or two

 

[Muchbee]

@Billy'smrs

 

[BILLY'S MRS]

@Billy'smrs

@Billy'smrs

Thanks. I'm here. x

 

[Alansbigplate]

If yous are looking for entertainment I’m sure Avon will be willing to give us a tune or two

That’s the Xmas do sorted

 

[singlelife]

Pure Shite pals !! Nae taaaag for me. Just cos I’m incapacitated & canny type much
I’ve brought a spare bumper for the new motor tho

 

[Alansbigplate]

Pure Shite pals !! Nae taaaag for me. Just cos I’m incapacitated & canny type much
I’ve brought a spare bumper for the new motor tho

Yer oot! am pure shite at remembering usernames Sorry hen. Ah brilliant well I’ve just lobbed a brick through the windscreen thought we could gie this wan away and just buy a new wan TAP THE SCREEEN

 

[Lillybee2020]

Pure Shite pals !! Nae taaaag for me. Just cos I’m incapacitated & canny type much
I’ve brought a spare bumper for the new motor tho

Maaaaaa taaaaaaag
Same I’m hobbling aboot with a herniated disk, wishing someone would put me out ma misery bleeping sciatica due to it and still oot working every day whilst the scum of Scottish Tiktok are begging for money.
Anyway rant over and hope I’m welcome as I don’t post as much as I’d like but I’m due to pull a sickie cos I canny walk, sit or lie down

 

[cctm]

Does this “spa” have lockers in like the swimming? Whats the flooring like

 

[beebee789]

Pure Shite pals !! Nae taaaag for me. Just cos I’m incapacitated & canny type much
I’ve brought a spare bumper for the new motor tho

Now that we're all here in the public privacy of the Spa™ that might or might not be a Mental Hospital, can you enlighten the nosy bastards among us about how you managed to break your arm? I'm always morbidly fascinated by tit like that. Hope it's starting to feel a bit better now. x

 

[DeeDeeMcFarlaneXXX]

Maaaaaa taaaaaaag

Its "Maaaaa unborn weeaaaannnnn" now actually.

 

[singlelife]

Yer oot! am pure shite at remembering usernames Sorry hen. Ah brilliant well I’ve just lobbed a brick through the windscreen thought we could gie this wan away and just buy a new wan TAP THE SCREEEN

That’s ok. I know you’re too busy stealing big plates & grassing

 

[Cass_25]

If yous are looking for entertainment I’m sure Avon will be willing to give us a tune or two

Hearing Avons Xmas single is number 1 on my bucket list , knowing that there’s folk with copies of it & they will no let us hear it kills me wan of us needs to get in wae Chicken Abbie , get a chicken named after us , get the song aff her then block the crackpot

 

[singlelife]

Now that we're all here in the public privacy of the Spa™ that might or might not be a Mental Hospital, can you enlighten the nosy bastards among us about how you managed to break your arm? I'm always morbidly fascinated by tit like that. Hope it's starting to feel a bit better now. x

Unfortunately it’s not a dramatic story. Was assisting a service user to clear out his junk & tripped over a wire. (Still not convinced he didn’t pull it) There’s me half running half falling down the hall & landed on top of a suitcase. It was funny until I tried to get up

 

[Cass_25]

Does this “spa” have lockers in like the swimming? Whats the flooring like

As a woooooman Id just like to say I don’t think you should be asking such scandalous questions in the presence of other wooooomen

 

[Alansbigplate]

Does this “spa” have lockers in like the swimming? Whats the flooring like

Don’t start

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

You lot are all LEGENDS!! I've never liked so many posts on a thread in ma puff lol
Loving the love for @beebee789 of course, hope you're doing ok. We will keep you right and slag the arse off you
Nae room fur Merki here but I'm known fur my Spotify playlists ma lovelies tae get the crowd going
Where's the buffet......???

 

[irishlassie]

Morning tayto whores I’m late to the spa but I like to make an entrance

 

[beebee789]

Inviting that gobshite @juicysmooyay so she will stop sending me highly threatening messages about not being invited. Also @Debcam for when she gets back from investigating Serial Killer Wade's whereabouts in the USA.

Anyone else we've forgotten? @Bennybhoy1967 are you in here yet?

I'm a little sad that we're not in the off-topic section anymore. We would've been able to speak to the other side, kinda like a thread version of a Ouija Board.