Scottish Tiktok Spa for part-time bams

[Ell87]

 

[DeeDeeMcFarlaneXXX]

I guess i'll just park myself here, like a jobby in a hot tub.

Sorry, Cherine isn't invited.

 

[Wee Toots]

We'll keep the red motor and drone for emergencies
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Who's sorting the tunes and buffet out here?

 

[MOBO1973]

Is Amanda britt in the spa or jail ??

 

[DeeDeeMcFarlaneXXX]

Who's sorting the tunes and buffet out here?

Caroline is doing us an ex-husband shepherds pie

 

[Alansbigplate]

Is Amanda britt in the spa or jail ??

No one knows it’s like that legend if a tree fell in the woods why’ve we no heard amanda scream

 

[Rolandtherat]

Am needing a wee spa break av been working hard yeno. 40 odd hours I've sat on my arse watching kdawgs lives

 

[Alansbigplate]

We'll keep the red motor and drone for emergencies
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Who's sorting the tunes and buffet out here?

I’ve put a quote in fae the buffet aff that swingers place alternatively Susan can knock us up a bush tucker trial in the air fryer

 

[BILLY'S MRS]

Dae we all qualify for full rate Pip noo?

Need to ask Kdawg to help me fill in my form. x

 

[Ell87]

We'll keep the red motor and drone for emergencies
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Who's sorting the tunes and buffet out here?

Alexa!! Play Ian Van Dahl!

 

[Muchbee]

We'll keep the red motor and drone for emergencies
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Who's sorting the tunes and buffet out here?

@Spanor511 is a world class dj

 

[Rolandtherat]

Alexa!! Play Ian Van Dahl!

Here we gaowwww
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Here we gaowwww

Sorry a mean here we gaowww
Don't want to loss ma pip

 

[Wee Toots]

I’ve put a quote in fae the buffet aff that swingers place alternatively Susan can knock us up a bush tucker trial in the air fryer

With a side of Flea and Cat hair

 

[Rolandtherat]

I DONE IT ALANSBIGPLATE LOOK I DONE IT

 

[Cass_25]

Need to ask Kdawg to help me fill in my form. x

Same , I’m getting a red Range Rover Juke with my brew money for the court days oot

 

[Spanor511]

@Spanor511 is a world class dj

Aye and that daft wee bleep Merki better no forget it or Alan wae the big plate will be grassing him again.
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Alexa!! Play Ian Van Dahl!

Possibly the best line to ever come out of Scottish TikTok.

 

[Muchbee]

Aye and that daft wee bleep Merki better no forget it or Alan wae the big plate will be grassing him again.

Spanor play darius colour blind

 

[Alansbigplate]

Alexa!! Play Ian Van Dahl!

Feels like we’re in Joan Collins bed sit of doom now, lovely
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Here we gaowwww
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Sorry a mean here we gaowww
Don't want to loss ma pip

Ye did it!

 

[Spanor511]

Spanor play darius colour blind

Will Samantha Mumba do? I’ve got a techno version I mixed up on my decks when I was jamming with Calvin Harris n aw that.

 

[Ell87]

Feels like we’re in Joan Collins bed sit of doom now, lovely
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Ye did it!

I was expecting someone to reply "there will be NAE Ian Van Dahl in this hoose!!"