Sasha Fontain #32 Liar liar pants on fire, bizniz is booming but sales are dire 🥴

[Debs22]

Even better…. Size 6-8… must mean shoe size

Ewwwww bet she didn’t get one flap in that

 

[carrot top]

So who's going to court? should we wear black

I’m wearing a white T shirt and tracky bottoms

 

[julie1965]

S T O P. R I G H T. T H E R E..!!!!!!

Things must have been bad… look what she’s selling

 

[MissSaffy]

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duck off

 

[gatekeeper]

I am opting for an 1980’s velvet black dress and Christine laboooteens 100% gorgeous darling and I might even invite invisible Dave get him to get the gun ready once sentencing has been handed down

 

[MissSaffy]

S T O P. R I G H T. T H E R E..!!!!!!

Things must have been bad… look what she’s selling

This still available hun? I’ve always wanted a treadmill that shakes and helps you put weight on

 

[julie1965]

Even better…. Size 6-8… must mean shoe size

duck off never in a million years did that bleep fit into that !!!!!

 

[MissSaffy]

I am opting for an 1980’s velvet black dress and Christine laboooteens 100% gorgeous darling and I might even invite invisible Dave get him to get the gun ready once sentencing has been handed down

Please tell me you meant gin. Though gun would be better

 

[pompom99]

I'm going to ask Roof if she has anything I can wear

 

[rocksolidcrew]

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I’m dead…

 

[Nosey Rosie 69]

So who's going to court? should we wear black

I'll be going in my white Primark T shirt (i have 36) black leggings, while sporting my Poundland glasses on my head.

 

[rocksolidcrew]

I'm going to ask Roof if she has anything I can wear

Wonder if Roooof wants to come as my plus 1

 

[gossip_geeewww]

If she’s seen to have benefited from her crime they’ll do a proceeds of crime order (poca). Bye bye knackered car and tin hut. And wow about Skip’s family! Could be a whole other can of worms here

A whole tin can of worms

 

[poola]

S T O P. R I G H T. T H E R E..!!!!!!

Things must have been bad… look what she’s selling

Rumour has it that she 'outgrew' it

 

[Nosey Rosie 69]

S T O P. R I G H T. T H E R E..!!!!!!

Things must have been bad… look what she’s selling

we can tell by her physique she only used it a few times. She's actually told the truth for once in her life.

Even better…. Size 6-8… must mean shoe size

She's not been a size 6/8 since she was a child.

 

[rocksolidcrew]

Rumour has it that she 'outgrew' it

No coach parties on the treadmill

 

[poola]

So who's going to court? should we wear black

You'll recognise me cos I'll be the one in a gold lamé edge to edge cardi and some diamanté embellished 'havanas'.
I'll also be wearing my (too big) poundstetcher reading glasses that may or may not have an arm missing

Just checking, does anyone know if there's a McDonald's nearby?

 

[rocksolidcrew]

Just seen this twats back…

 

[MissSaffy]

You'll recognise me cos I'll be the one in a gold lamé edge to edge cardi and some diamanté embellished 'havanas'.
I'll also be wearing my (too big) poundstetcher reading glasses that may or may not have an arm missing

Just checking, does anyone know if there's a McDonald's nearby?

So I’m looking for Roy Orbison who has borrowed Liberace’s cardigan. Got ya!

 

[Debs22]

Just seen this twats back…

God he is repulsive