Sarah's Day #76 Three kids, in over her head, neglectful by choice, all you hear is her own selfish voice

[pippyforyou]

Har-lo? More like How-Lo (can she stoop to milk this kid for every cent she can get out of him)

Will be hard to top her last one, let’s see if she can go lower than monetising a baby’s hospital trip.

 

[Stixandstones]

Judah Harlow isn't much better but at least there'd be no thinking it's a girls name. Jude Harlow would've been cute.

 

[hehheh]

Harlow is a dog's name. Or a nice middle name.
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So we have Moo... and... Hoo? Or Har?
Maybe as an adult, he will choose to go by Harry?

 

[holmes_sherlock]

 

[Ilikecars55]

Didn’t she use the mountain emoji as a clue? Can anyone explain that to me or is it just nonsensical

 

[Paddington84]

Poor kid (and adult one day).
Everyone will assume female.

 

[Dougjudy]

Dw guys, it'll be shortened to Harley and because of that he's is going to be her newest, crazy, active, super-boy boy. All kids will be getting a personality switcharoo.

 

[cumglaze]

Eh, it’s fine. I don’t think the first and 2nd name go together at all, nor do they go with the siblings names but go off.

maybe we can use the emoji since I’m sure it’ll be shortened to Harls or something. Harlett works too a lovely nickname.

 

[twodotohh]

final name guesses anyone?

Realistic: Summit Psalm Tilse
Wishful thinking: Peaky McTweetface 🏔 🕊

McNarcissus

Mc = abbreviation meaning ‘Son of’
Narcissus = Sarah

 

[Catgurl93]

Didn't she also want a one syllable middle name? Pretty sure Judah is two.. Harlow is definitely a girls name...

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I hate it, but I kind of appreciate someone bucking the trend of “unisex” names meaning giving girls names most commonly used by boy. I guess. Agree that she’ll call him Harley. It’s obvious why no one guessed it. She should have said it was a girl name

 

[SideEyes]

Arlo, meaning "fortified hill", would have been a much better name selection imo

 

[cumcustard]

Im guessing she only laboured at home until she needed the epi. So not long. Its so funny how she makes sure to crop kurts bald spot out. Either she hates it or he is sensitive about it. Probably both.

 

[annieray]

Strange timing for Beth to flaunt her birth story... She had to get in first before Sarah turns hers into a three step advertisement.

Woo, go Beth! (for one-upping Sarah - and so overtly - as well as for your incredible birth experience). No matter how Sarah’s went (and by the sounds of it it went the standard way hers always go) she’ll never top that. She’ll be seething

 

[PiesAndLattes]

Good one Sarah

 

[a22542]

Colin wasting no time in posting these photos before Sez - no epi ??

 

[Elyezabeth]

Yeah the "got to labour at home" sounds like she still went to the hospital, she just didn't rush there immediately when she started having contractions. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'd definitely want to give birth in a hospital just in case something went wrong, but she's always trying to put a misleading spin on things like insinuating she did a home birth.

 

[pippyforyou]

Ugh if she had a labour without epidural she’s going to be so insufferable about it. Queue the “labour without an epidural was SAHHHH much better”, and the shaming of women who choose to get them, and how evil medical births are… blah blah blah

 

[lennylife]

Colin wasting no time in posting these photos before Sez - no epi ??

What makes you think she didn’t have an epi?

 

[Scarlette92]

I hate it, but I kind of appreciate someone bucking the trend of “unisex” names meaning giving girls names most commonly used by boy. I guess. Agree that she’ll call him Harley. It’s obvious why no one guessed it. She should have said it was a girl name

I think Harley or Arlo. I reckon she liked Arlo but because it was guessed on here she wouldn't have wanted to use it bahahaha