Sarah's Day #66 Tactical feeding, constantly breeding, potato print pyjamas we won’t be needing

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android_x said:
Her styling tips:

1. Something along the lines of having a vision board, color palette, and words to guide your style

2. Timeless is boring. Be bold. Have your own personal style. Or whatever.

3. Be purposeful, especially with unique pieces. Something about the words from tip 1

4. Mix & match. Don’t buy matchy sets.

5. Trays! Don’t repeat items on trays?

6. ?

7. Something about dried flowers vs fake flowers

8. Something about picture frames

9. Mix & match. But with textures this time!

10. ?

11. ?
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10. Buy from small businesses! Make sure that it's during a global pandemic where everyone is struggling and THEN throw a fit over your product not coming fast enough (despite proof that you have cancelled your order and have been refunded in full). Extra #girlboss hack: be sure you have a large following that you can send after the business owner and cause them to stop their business all together :love::love:

11. Buy an absurdly expensive lamp and fail to put it together properly (people in your comments will mention this A LOT - but that's engagement babe! 😂)
 
Spanner14 said:
Surely your uterus not your bladder??
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idk which prolapse she has honestly but after a traumatic forceps childbirth a person can suffer from either a bladder or uterine/vaginal prolapse!! Isn’t birth glamorous 🫣
Either way I would not be running at all when there are so many other beneficial low impact exercises that would actually feel good. But those low impact exercises don’t move that “active calories” ring on her Apple Watch so she would never 🫠
 
ohnaur said:
Either way I would not be running at all when there are so many other beneficial low impact exercises that would actually feel good. But those low impact exercises don’t move that “active calories” ring on her Apple Watch so she would never 🫠
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It doesn't help that she decides to go for a run once in a blue moon and expects to be able to do at least 5k, despite not being a runner, without any consequences to her body.

If she actually wants to get into running I'm sure her physio would be able to advise her on how to do it safely. But then she can't make dramatic woe is me stories that her vag is hanging and she *only* ran 3k.
 
MrsHaydos said:
Ladies, you can't pre wash your fruit until you reproduce.

I'm a dog Mum, so I'll use that loop hole to keep washing my fruit!
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Also, I can’t think of a quicker way to let your fruit go slimy and gross than storing it pre-cut.

Like, it’s not hard or at all time consuming to cut strawberries (which, shocker, don’t even need to be cut) for a household of their size, and especially for a layabout whose entire agenda for the day consists of taking selfies in her sauna then binging on cardboard cake.

I swear all Sarah’s #Mumhacks do is continue to reveal her complete incompetence as a wannabe mother.
 
peridoe said:
It doesn't help that she decides to go for a run once in a blue moon and expects to be able to do at least 5k, despite not being a runner, without any consequences to her body.

If she actually wants to get into running I'm sure her physio would be able to advise her on how to do it safely. But then she can't make dramatic woe is me stories that her vag is hanging and she *only* ran 3k.
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Agree .. had a prolapse after a big baby 😳 and did the right recovery afterwards and can run, skip, sneeze, jump on trampoline without pissing myself. Sezza’s was probably the worse prolapse ever, but gurl is lazy and probs didn’t put the work in 🤷‍♀️
 
First fridge, top shelf is
- red bull
- gin and tonic tins
- seltzer
- canned OJ
- more seltzer
- diet cokes
- and poopy juice
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Second fridge is
- diet coke
- margarita tins
- seltzer
- seltzer
- balter beer
- fruit fizzy drinks
- coke
- ginger beer
Lot of alcohol from people who don't drink! But still own a drinks fridge!
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As amazing As all your suggestions are, Sezzy has her own ideas and has just given a lovely look at what they are. I can't read her god awful writing but here's the general idea

(I can't read the top one but I think it's something to do with elevating?) otherwise:

1. don't fall into the timeless trap
2. make purposeful and unique statements eg. Spoons?
3. mix and match
3. Something to do with trays
4. Play with levels
5. Mix textures (but know your temperature??)
6. Mirrors speak volumes
7. Pothos plants??
8. Cushions eg. My bed

THEN -
1. B roll of house
2. Clips for Pinterest eg, pink couch, pink TILET, textured mat, fluffy chair etc

ANNNND now I'm bored but the rest is fairly easy to read, GROUNDBREAKING STUFF THERE SEZ. I don't know how I would decorate my house without these pointers.
 
cumcustard said:
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Sarah’s strategy/hack is washing the fruit and cutting up the strawberries before putting them in the fridge. Groundbreaking.
Heaps of people were commenting saying this isnt a hack, its just washing your fruit. But she has deleted most of them. It’s going to be a painfully boring year in Sezzy land.
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As someone who is a qualified chef and pastry chef she really grinds my gears with her recipes, "hacks" and self title of "foodie"
Girl you ain't no foodie 🤣
Her recipe "development" would literally be finding recipes online, changing the smallest thing, and then claiming it as your own (yup, you can do this). Sure, this is also how we in kitchens develop recipes, all recipes start somewhere else, but we use them much more as a base starter and go from there, but she's not actually "developing" recipes, she's basically copying.
"Classic bruschetta" wtf? You cannot change an entire recipe and then call it classic 🤣
She's turning "unhealthy" foods into "healthy" foods but I can guarantee her calories in some would be higher than the original she tried to healthy-fy.
Sez I'll be impressed when you start using real ingredients and not just slapping a few items together and calling it a "recipe", a lot of her things are more like serving suggestions.

To develop recipes you have to taste, taste, and taste again. I doubt she could mentally handle this. She adds one extra ingredient to an already successful recipe and calls it a day.

Rant over, for now 🤣
 
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