Sarah's Day #66 Tactical feeding, constantly breeding, potato print pyjamas we won’t be needing

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Guys… should we make Sarah’s Top 10 Home Styling Tips for her? I’ll go first.

1. Don’t let your partner hold you back! Just because you’re married, don’t feel like your husband or partner is entitled to have input on anything. Remember: this is your house - you just let them live there.
 
Guys… should we make Sarah’s Top 10 Home Styling Tips for her? I’ll go first.

1. Don’t let your partner hold you back! Just because you’re married, don’t feel like your husband or partner is entitled to have input on anything. Remember: this is your house - you just let them live there.
2. Disregard the natural, emotional or logical needs of your toddler. Plan to have their bedroom as far away from yours as possible. If he doesn't want to sleep in there don't worry, just install a climbing wall and drum kit.

2. Rock climbing walls > functional sleeping spaces
Lol great minds
 
4. Be as selfish as possible when designing your house. Spread yourself out. Your kids dont both need a room. Make one room yourr office that you will never use and put a pilates reformer that you dont know how to use in another. If you have a pool house that could make the perfect games room for the kids, put a giant sauna in it instead because you know, weightloss.
 
Exactly. Her boobs have gone down significantly in the last month or two. There is no way they are the same as they were when she was flashing her milky tits each and every day.

Go ahead and tell us M has "self weaned" just like you did with focks Sezzy.
I’m not so sure about this. The size of your breasts can vary a lot while breastfeeding. In the very beginning they are ginormous but can become a lot tinier the longer you breastfeed. Also, the duration and frequency of BFing decreases the older the baby gets. At least, that’s my experience.
 
At this stage I don't know if she's just trolling us because she reads here or if she's just becoming that predictable.

Love no.3 on the list has the words "timeless" and "..boring. Be bold"

Babe, your house and warehouse are white, salmon and beige. There's nothing timeless, non-boring or bold about them.
I think it says 'purposeful styling' which is such a non-tip it's hilarious
 
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Sarah’s strategy/hack is washing the fruit and cutting up the strawberries before putting them in the fridge. Groundbreaking.
Heaps of people were commenting saying this isnt a hack, its just washing your fruit. But she has deleted most of them. It’s going to be a painfully boring year in Sezzy land.
 
Her styling tips:

1. Something along the lines of having a vision board, color palette, and words to guide your style

2. Timeless is boring. Be bold. Have your own personal style. Or whatever.

3. Be purposeful, especially with unique pieces. Something about the words from tip 1

4. Mix & match. Don’t buy matchy sets.

5. Trays! Don’t repeat items on trays?

6. ?

7. Something about dried flowers vs fake flowers

8. Something about picture frames

9. Mix & match. But with textures this time!

10. ?

11. ?
 
I'm sorry why would ANYONE look at Sez for interior design tips?!
- she's yet to release a home tour (and has changed her mind about so many things that clearly her tips aren't long lasting)
- not to mention her house is ALWAYS messy (self declared), smart interior design would include storage solutions so things are easy to keep clean/tidy
- she's yet to release ANY of the warehouse Reno series (surely she could have done this throughout the Reno or at least have some ready as it was finishing up)
- (and I assume the same for her apartment? I didn't know she existed when that was a thing)
- she's not a qualified interior designer nor has she really mentioned liking interior designs before?
- she's literally paid a (I assume) qualified interior designer to decorate both spaces
- SHE LITERALLY PAID SOMEONE ELSE TO STYLE BOTH HER MAJOR PROJECTS. That alone tells me her "tips" are bogus.
 
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