Sarah Burke#131 Shut your hole about your wedding, clean your house & wash your bedding.

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Girls and Hector I'd like to take this moment to congratulate Sarah on an amazing Black Friday sale. She will be so busy today packing the whole 10 items that she sold. It's no wonder she could only have the sale for 24 hours, how could anyone keep it going for longer with that volume of sales 🤭😂😂😂 I'm scarlet for her. I have a feeling she will be extending her tit offer. Imagine only selling 10 "garments" on her Black Friday sale 😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
influnzerhun said:
Why has this “meh” feeling have people rallying round her like a spoilt witch, take it reality has set in tit marriage, tit jumphuh sales and living in a squat

Not poor homeless people this week its all about big girl.
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Ah sure look Sinead o brien always does the same, sales are down she breaks out the mourn porn and dead dad posts to boost engagement ...
 
Taylor17 said:
Of all the words in the English language that could be used describe feeling slightly depressed or anxious, dopey burps used "meh" 700 times. Meh meh meh with her big meh head on her. Nobody thinks that burpy has a great life behind the scenes. Au contraire, burps. Your life looks like a depressing pile of shite
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It can now be said that her life is not amazing because she keeps saying "life is great and work is great" Now we know from her queen sales that work is in fact not great, it's actually a tit show so we can only presume that her life is the same!
 
Taylor17 said:
Of all the words in the English language that could be used describe feeling slightly depressed or anxious, dopey burps used "meh" 700 times. Meh meh meh with her big meh head on her. Nobody thinks that burpy has a great life behind the scenes. Au contraire, burps. Your life looks like a depressing pile of shite
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Goes to show it wasn’t the marriage she wanted, it was the wedding and lead up where she could demand the most attention 😂
 
influnzerhun said:
Why has this “meh” feeling have people rallying round her like a spoilt witch, take it reality has set in tit marriage, tit jumphuh sales and living in a squat

Not poor homeless people this week its all about big girl.
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Ah yea but she's full of lies, she says all of these amazing things happened but they probably only happened in her head. Can you honestly imagine Keet going into Penneys to pick her out a new pyjamas 😂😂😂 Chalk it up on the list of things that never happened 😂
 
The first we’re hearing of Isabella’s sleep issues is now that they’re apparently sorted. She was always the best sleeper according to Burps except for a few days after the FORRIN WEDDIN. I don’t know what’s worse - her lying that she had a great sleeper when she didn’t. Or bringing in a charlatan sleep “consultant” after two nights of broken sleep.
 
Chips Obviously said:
The first we’re hearing of Isabella’s sleep issues is now that they’re apparently sorted. She was always the best sleeper according to Burps except for a few days after the FORRIN WEDDIN. I don’t know what’s worse - her lying that she had a great sleeper when she didn’t. Or bringing in a charlatan sleep “consultant” after two nights of broken sleep.
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Or lying that it's not an ad for the sleep one when it clearly is, she's tagged the woman several times, went through the pricing and what it entails and done a whole reel on it. That's an ad Burps clear as day
 
Am I the only one who thinks this is actually so so sad and not anything to be happy about or try to achieve. Why have kids if u don’t want to mind them? My child is nine and I love our bedtime snuggles and story time. We chat about the day and have giggles and cuddles. Its my favourite part of the day, I dread the day he’s too big to do that and u have this lazy bleep who’s leaving a small baby for 13 hours to look after herself. Why go through ivf and a pregnancy jOUrnEy if you are not going to care for the child or look after them like any decent mother should. Yet she thinks it’s an amazing achievement? She’s literally the most disgusting, self centred, selfish, narcissistic, pig ignorant bleep I ever came across
 

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sophiasstories said:
Am I the only one who thinks this is actually so so sad and not anything to be happy about or try to achieve. Why have kids if u don’t want to mind them? My child is nine and I love our bedtime snuggles and story time. We chat about the day and have giggles and cuddles. Its my favourite part of the day, I dread the day he’s too big to do that and u have this lazy bleep who’s leaving a small baby for 13 hours to look after herself. Why go through ivf and a pregnancy jOUrnEy if you are not going to care for the child or look after them like any decent mother should. Yet she thinks it’s an amazing achievement? She’s literally the most disgusting, self centred, selfish, narcissistic, pig ignorant bleep I ever came across
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Do you not realise how busy she is!!! She had 10 orders to print out last night, it's no wonder she had to put the child in the cot and leave her there at 6.30pm. Those labels aren't going to print themselves!! I wonder has she even covered the cost of the label printer yet 🤔🤔 I suppose she can always sell it on Facebook market place. She will be telling the first truth of her life when she says it's "barely used" 😂😂😂😂
 
I’m all over the place with dates and days but I’ve only just realised today is Friday. What the hell was she at with her one day Black Friday sale on Thursday?! Tell me your nay-veh jump-huhs are stuck in customs and you need the money fast without telling me. Good luck getting them released with what you made from ten sales. 🤣
 
sophiasstories said:
Am I the only one who thinks this is actually so so sad and not anything to be happy about or try to achieve. Why have kids if u don’t want to mind them? My child is nine and I love our bedtime snuggles and story time. We chat about the day and have giggles and cuddles. Its my favourite part of the day, I dread the day he’s too big to do that and u have this lazy bleep who’s leaving a small baby for 13 hours to look after herself. Why go through ivf and a pregnancy jOUrnEy if you are not going to care for the child or look after them like any decent mother should. Yet she thinks it’s an amazing achievement? She’s literally the most disgusting, self centred, selfish, narcissistic, pig ignorant bleep I ever came across
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This is truly so sad. When you put it like that - 13 hours to look after her little self. I had a genuine fertility journey to have my only child and my god I can look back now and feel my heart burst with love and joy of our bedtime time together! He is a teenager now and we still have a rough routine of spending time together! They grow in a blink. Poor poor Isabella :cry:
 
Was this cnut not on the other day with drivel about ppl getting the blues after their wedding when all the planning etc is over. Boat not her, oh no she was delided all the planning was over even though she didn’t do any of it, her wedding planner did it all. Now she’s feeling MEH. Her business is flying, Teet bought her a jammies from penny’s, someone sent her a gift, the audvanced child was in bed at 6 and “the gurllls” were round planning their trip to London( so we can’t have a bawling, surprised Luke Buckley at the airport) boat, she’s still feeling meh 🙄 Has reality suddenly set in? Stuck in a granny squat, married to a gingivitides riddled,fat shaming prick with a gangrene big toe, who calls her his mate, surrounded by boxes of Chinese tat that nobody wants, while trying to portray she’s living her best life to her “followers” who basically only follow her because she’s the biggest joke on Instagram. I’d be feeling meh too. Couldn’t she ask the uglies to give her a job in the salon? Sweeping the floors or something like that? Get her up off her flat hole and go and do a days bleeping work. Get out of that bleeping squat and do something for yourself Sarah. That’s why your feeling meh. Your a lazy, lieing lump, who blames the world and it’s mother for your miserable existence, when in reality there’s no one to blame but yourself. Get up. Get out, and get a bleeping job and maybe you might actually make something of yourself, boat no, it’s easier to sit at a Teets aunts kitchen table cling to your phone while your baby watches Encanto on repeat. Omg the rage over this one. Is it too early for a drink? 🤣🤣
 
Give me Strength said:
Was this cnut not on the other day with drivel about ppl getting the blues after their wedding when all the planning etc is over. Boat not her, oh no she was delided all the planning was over even though she didn’t do any of it, her wedding planner did it all. Now she’s feeling MEH. Her business is flying, Teet bought her a jammies from penny’s, someone sent her a gift, the audvanced child was in bed at 6 and “the gurllls” were round planning their trip to London( so we can’t have a bawling, surprised Luke Buckley at the airport) boat, she’s still feeling meh 🙄 Has reality suddenly set in? Stuck in a granny squat, married to a gingivitides riddled,fat shaming prick with a gangrene big toe, who calls her his mate, surrounded by boxes of Chinese tat that nobody wants, while trying to portray she’s living her best life to her “followers” who basically only follow her because she’s the biggest joke on Instagram. I’d be feeling meh too. Couldn’t she ask the uglies to give her a job in the salon? Sweeping the floors or something like that? Get her up off her flat hole and go and do a days bleeping work. Get out of that bleeping squat and do something for yourself Sarah. That’s why your feeling meh. Your a lazy, lieing lump, who blames the world and it’s mother for your miserable existence, when in reality there’s no one to blame but yourself. Get up. Get out, and get a bleeping job and maybe you might actually make something of yourself, boat no, it’s easier to sit at a Teets aunts kitchen table cling to your phone while your baby watches Encanto on repeat. Omg the rage over this one. Is it too early for a drink? 🤣🤣
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Say exactly what you feel @Givemestrength! A great piece of writing! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
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