Back flogging the Detox and Debloat tablets and of course there’s a story to go with it to try sell them
Right before the forrin wedding, she got a brand new jar delivered and she packed it in her bag or so she thought. Turns out, the tablets were left behind on the bed. She was devasted she didn't bring them to Lanzarote with her and we can ask anyone who was at the forrin wedding how devasted she was.
Apparently, these tablets keep her running like clockwork and take away the "bloatness". Without them she was like a lost child, telling the bridesmaids and her aunt how much she wished she had them.
She isn't well in the head. No need for any detox and debloat tablets here, because she literally giving me the shits listening to her today
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