Sam Faiers #18 Claims to be protecting kids, Pimps hers out to earn those quids

[itsmelilly]

I wish they’d all just admit to using sunbeds when they’re asked how they keep their tan rather than just being miraculously tanned all year round whilst hating fake tan.

 

[singleplantparent]

I didn’t even see any beans in there what’s BPP going to eat?!

Bitty of course!

 

[thelittlelb]

No helmet on Edward on that horse….

 

[Chatterbox2412]

No helmet on Edward on that horse….

Well maybe the helmet contains harmful plastic toxins - much safer to keep him away from such nasties and risk him getting a serious head injury

 

[Jackie Brown]

Yes, why protect a child's head with a nasty helmet when they can have a natural concussion instead.

 

[xxDimplesxx]

You can take the girl out of Essex but not Essex out of the girl! Just seen the new insta vid. Toilet!!! Isn’t it loo or WC now if you’re in Surrey!!
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Oh and the “cloakroom” ie downstairs loo, looks like the Ivy ladies loos!

 

[katiesfc]

Meaning my booking is more important than other people’s!

 

[GalGal]

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Meaning my booking is more important than other people’s!

And she hates chemtrails remember, she hates chemtrails (unless it’s her, Paul and their kids going somewhere nice)

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

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Meaning my booking is more important than other people’s!

So entitled. Can’t her ‘PA’ sort it out?

 

[Joannabloggs]

So entitled. Can’t her ‘PA’ sort it out?

Better yet, doesn't that blob of a boyfriend have a private jet company, can't he charter a plane?

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

She’s taken it down I think

 

[xxDimplesxx]

And she hates chemtrails remember, she hates chemtrails (unless it’s her, Paul and their kids going somewhere nice)

And her sisters family,that's fine too!!

 

[N-NewGirl]

Chem trails don’t count when you’re making memories

 

[BettyBeau]

Honestly when ever she gets the chance to be a bleep she proper takes it.
God forbid flooding getting in the way of another holiday

 

[ChickenLicking]

Honestly when ever she gets the chance to be a bleep she proper takes it.
God forbid flooding getting in the way of another holiday

Her first autobiography is full of cuntiness - she didn't miss an opportunity to throw shade at pretty much all of her TOWIE colleagues. Nice.

 

[Carlisle89]

Lol I think she needs to look up the meaning of "nevertheless" in the dictionary, if she can read. Also, is she that desperate for attention that she needs to post about this on Insta. I mean, I'm sure Emirates have a website.

 

[thelittlelb]

As someone mentioned her first book I thought I’d give it a re-read and found this… “makes the tea”

 

[JackRusselTerrier]

As someone mentioned her first book I thought I’d give it a re-read and found this… “makes the tea”

Wow, well
- nice family
- gives compliments
- makes the tea
- ambitious and driven
- spoils her
- spends time as a family group
That aged well, Sam!

 

[Paige7]

I guess we can say he certainly challenges her! Just maybe not in the way she imagined

 

[Jackie Brown]

I guess we can say he certainly challenges her! Just maybe not in the way she imagined

Yeah, well he's definitely mentally challenged.