Sallie Axl #54 Boobs hanging out & getting drunk, now the vegan’s straddling a poor elephant's trunk

[Fat-tits]

Lisa was with a rasta many moons ago, they looked really happy and no doubt Sal ruined that for her. He had a daughter and their kids were roughly the same age. Sal did at one point say she was mixed race and said her step dad was her dad, when in fact both her parents are white. She's an absolute nut job, been following her for years and she's gotten worse every year, bring on 2023 rat guuuuurrls!

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

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She used to have a shape? Back then they didn't have FaceTune & all that bollocks did they? So did she get her choc ice figure from bad surgery??

She looks so much better there! Think her choc ice stomach is from lipo or something

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Lisa was with a rasta many moons ago, they looked really happy and no doubt Sal ruined that for her. He had a daughter and their kids were roughly the same age. Sal did at one point say she was mixed race and said her step dad was her dad, when in fact both her parents are white. She's an absolute nut job, been following her for years and she's gotten worse every year, bring on 2023 rat guuuuurrls!

Is her real dad alive and in the picture?

 

[silent.movie]

She literally has no other options, her only decent real friend binned her off after the harry styles concert - I always wondered what drove her off finally... Or more what made her stick around for so long to begin with, I'd be proper miserable if I lived ald Val`s life... All surface level fake tit and she abandons her real relationships (kids) for a skanky orgy half way across the world

 

[Fat-tits]

Pretty much the same from when she was younger

 

[dottynotty]

W

Is her real dad alive and in the picture?

I think her dad and her stepmum were proactive with the girls up until last year or so tagging her in Facebook on stuff. Unsure now.

 

[Ibellylaughtoomuch]

This inspired me to look for old sallieaxl posts so then I found this 60th Rasta cake - do we know how old Lisa is or who else this could have been for?

Edited to add the salon pic - thought the pic on the left was a dog at first

Isn't it her dad or stepdad that got the rasta cake

 

[Piff paff puff]

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She used to have a shape? Back then they didn't have FaceTune & all that bollocks did they? So did she get her choc ice figure from bad surgery??

Her original features were much better than now as well.

 

[Fat-tits]

And BB

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

And BB

Yeah I think that swimming pool picture has been edited, the water doesn't look right by her legs, looks almost like she's on a green screen. She's always been rectangular.

 

[Lonewolf]

And BB

Nevermind choc-ice this is giving a tub of neapolitan soft scoop vibes, duck she's never had a waist has she

 

[Anna Delvey]

She’s always been a choc ice

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

Nevermind choc-ice this is giving a tub of neapolitan soft scoop vibes, duck she's never had a waist has she

Haha one of those rectangle blocks of ice cream that your mum would cut a chunk off and sandwich between wafers, instead of letting you get a proper one from the ice-cream man (yeah Mrs Cheddar I'm still fuming about your shite ice creams!)

 

[Lonewolf]

Haha one of those rectangle blocks of ice cream that your mum would cut a chunk off and sandwich between wafers, instead of letting you get a proper one from the ice-cream man (yeah Mrs Cheddar I'm still fuming about your shite ice creams!)

Hahahaha yes those ones soft scoop my ass you'd end up with spoons looking like uri gellers been at them

 

[wiganuser]

Enough to put you off burgers and fudge for life

 

[Lonewolf]

Enough to put you off burgers and fudge for life

Awee that 2nd pic is from the cooking live in Sheffield days isn't it? Remember them hahaha

 

[Dot_Cotton]

I miss the days in the Wakey flat. Remember her going on runs in the morning and filming herself on the park gym equipment

 

[TheInformant]

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She used to have a shape? Back then they didn't have FaceTune & all that bollocks did they? So did she get her choc ice figure from bad surgery??

wtf is this caption about "negotiated her way around the hotel in the lift". She's not bleeping Alan Sugar lol DM is so dumb

 

[wiganuser]

Awee that 2nd pic is from the cooking live in Sheffield days isn't it? Remember them hahaha

Peak Val Baxel days

Nutella new mate channelling her inner Asda Axl

 

[TheInformant]

lads, don't want to alarm you but Sal hasn't posted in over half a day.

I'm genuinely worried for her... what if the Thai airport people have tracked her all the way to TULUM? And even if her phone isn't hacked, her grotty slider footprints might have lead them right to her hostel?