Sallie Axl #54 Boobs hanging out & getting drunk, now the vegan’s straddling a poor elephant's trunk

[Tigger20]

Surely we can tick off Rat gurrrrrl hair now

 

[Anna Delvey]

Surely we can tick off Rat gurrrrrl hair now

why are her boobs so long and saggy

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Surely we can tick off Rat gurrrrrl hair now

Its only going to get worse, it will be matted with the tapes showing soon enough

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

My god she can’t even take care of her own hair

 

[Stripper Vicar]

She looks so happy swaying to the music, living in the moment, wearing tiny sunglasses at night, surrounded by friends

 

[Staple]

She absolutely just went there in her own, hoping to bump into and create a new set of besties to briefly bum around with until she robs from them and it hasn’t happened and she’s just gegging around on her own smashed off her tits. Aspirational Sal!

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

She’s like Richard off the inbetweeners film ‘am out here, on my own, having a MENTAL TIME!’

 

[Dot_Cotton]

If it is the case that she is just bumming around on her own then she must be gutted. She must’ve got lucky last time. Where are all the people she was tagging saying see you in TULUM?

 

[Ooo-TheNews]

She’s on her own. Renting a room in the villa/hostel.

Desperate to create a narrative to cling on to a group of people staying there.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I reckon she has gone early as it was cheaper and her “TULUM family” will start arriving in the next few days for that day zero festival

 

[TheInformant]

Sallie Axl fan art an uncanny resemblance....

 

[give me tea]

She has some weird mates. bleeping can of Pepsi and now jar of Nutella

 

[dottynotty]

Michael Bibi’s next stop TULUM - Val has to be desperately wanting to be behind the decks I’m here for the rejection.

 

[Halfbaked]

Sallie Axl fan art an uncanny resemblance....


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This inspired me to look for old sallieaxl posts so then I found this 60th Rasta cake - do we know how old Lisa is or who else this could have been for?

Edited to add the salon pic - thought the pic on the left was a dog at first

 

[Ekathrina]

I think her mum was in a relationship with a Rasta guy at some point. She’s mentioned it in the past.

 

[Staple]

Sal probably appropriated that as her heritage and that’s why she frizzed the duck out of her hair.

 

[Halfbaked]

I am now deep down the rabbit hole while we’re getting nothing new

 

[TheInformant]

I am now deep down the rabbit hole while we’re getting nothing new

Hahaahaaaa ikr!! Sally, if you're reading this babe... hurry up and post some more TULUM cringe content, before we reach so far back into the archives that we hit the stabby part

 

[wiganuser]

She's boring as duck these days. She's probably pissed off that many people She's exhausted all options.

You can't beat covid balaclava/aromat/dubai ballet pumps Val

 

[FruityTooty]

She used to have a shape? Back then they didn't have FaceTune & all that bollocks did they? So did she get her choc ice figure from bad surgery??