Sali Hughes #65 Salisentme to Tattle and I have no regrets

[Jelly Bean]

She and Dan are off on their holibobs
I wish people like this wouldn't encourage her She might take it seriously.

 

[bottlewrapper]

For her to be able to claim her holiday as a business expense there's no chance we won't be treated to the usual videos, of her telling us:
- most people don't need to take this much expensive product, but its her job
- holiday hair, as she tries vainly to convince us that the pile of wildly expensive products she recommends have made a real difference and 'saved' her holiday hair, whilst looking like catweasel if he'd been dug up.
- skin care. So boring I can't even be bothered to summarise. Usually involves a lot of decanting into tiny plastic pots for no real reason, which are then carefully given plastic labels.
- perfume, which one she used on the plane (bleurgh), which one she bought at duty free as a spendy treat (yawn), which one she uses during the day by the pool (always has soleil in the name, always costs at least 3 figures, no way would anyone else on the planet bother to put expensive perfume on if they were going to go swimming), which ones she wears in the evenings....
- an apology for everything being so expensive but she saves all the really expensive stuff as a special holiday treat, so really she only gets to use this for two weeks a year.
- plug for expensive random thing no one cares about, like 500 pound pj's, based on 'so many of you begged me to tell you about them when I wore them in a previous video'.

 

[Eurgh]

I'm so thick I didn't realise it was so she could have it as a business expense. But of course.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

e made a real difference and 'saved' her holiday hair, whilst looking like catweasel if he'd been dug up.

, looking forward to it already !

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

So will she claim Glastonbury as a business expense as she filmed that useless "take tights with you to put on in a crowded field if you feel chilly" video too?

 

[skronkywildcat]

interesting from about 7.50 onwards about influencers who only post positive reviews.

 

[Stillwater]

“Annual Greece holiday” is a lick arsey accidental put down though init. No imagination, no wanderlust, ya so gawgessly predictable girlfrien. Funny-as all hec.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

You’re all very cynical about Sali’s vacay. I for one can’t wait for all the exciting selfies and snippy vids of her standing in the corridor and other nondescript rooms of her holiday accommodation posing in denim shorts and various black vests/chunky orthopedic sandals.

oh, and chinning the delicious staples of Greek cuisine of course.

Using David Mellor and Denis Nilsen as your style inspo is a bold move. Wonder if we’ll get a Jeffrey Dahmer and Norman St. John Stevas vibe this year.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

^ those pictures were the beginning of the bleach journey , would that be right? It looks relatively healthy.

That brief glimpse of her real teeth highlight just how enormous her fake gnashers now are.

 

[yessenia_d]

Using David Mellor and Denis Nilsen as your style inspo is a bold move. Wonder if we’ll get a Jeffrey Dahmer and Norman St. John Stevas vibe this year.

in honour of Greece she should use Nana Mouskouri (glasses), Demis Roussos (kaftans), Melina Mercouri (hair), and Telly Savalas (teeth) as inspo. It'd end up being kind of culturally polite and better than her usual David-Tennant-as-Nilsen x Samantha-Cameron-Rich-Rebel vibe.

 

[youncer]

Perfectly imperfect lovely teeth. Will she have had the OG teeth filed down to fit the new things?

 

[Lilas]

I wonder if she'll take the traditional pic of her toenails with feet up to prove she's on vacation.

 

[Jelly Bean]

'A face that already knows it will leave no leftovers' is exquisitely bleeping cringe. Who cares?

Will we get the standard 'I might be highly quirky and unusual but I always love to wear black in the summer' on our bingo card?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

^ those pictures were the beginning of the bleach journey , would that be right? It looks relatively healthy.

That brief glimpse of her real teeth highlight just how enormous her fake gnashers now are.

Yes, it was August 2022, so a year or so in. Hard to believe she’s now been trashing her hair for over three years.

She looks as if she’s on a particularly dull trip to the DVLA rather than on vacay, but look at how much better her hair looked before she decided to wreck it.

Also, in looking for that 2020 pic…

Spoiler: We have v. different ideas of “crap or boring stuff”

Particular not crap or boring stuff highlights include:

The outside of a building, and a lady with bad hair extensions wheeling a suitcase and holding a bag.

technicolour GET IN ME food to be chinned

Nookie and Teeth do Democracy

a luridly-filtered video of a plane taxiing

and some people walking through the scene.

Gazing into middle distance in a tastefully appointed room

some very filtered people and a very tiny very filtered pixie

an exciting video of a little pixie standing in front of a big pixie head and spinning a wheel

And the backs of some people’s heads

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

in honour of Greece she should use Nana Mouskouri (glasses), Demis Roussos (kaftans), Melina Mercouri (hair), and Telly Savalas (teeth) as inspo. It'd end up being kind of culturally polite and better than her usual David-Tennant-as-Nilsen x Samantha-Cameron-Rich-Rebel vibe.

Why not the Telly Savalas hair? That would be a great way to improve its condition.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Also from Greece 2022 (featuring The Influencer in the Striped Pyjamas), had forgotten that @MissHavisham managed to immortalize the moment a baby was being…a baby outside her hotel room. What a snippy unpleasant madam she is. (Sali, not @MissHavisham )

Also, just noticed…her and Dan have almost-identical glasses?! Is that one of her clever tips (like avoiding stinky leg crem on “sex nights”) to keep the going?

God she (bewilderingly) fancies herself soooooo much doesn’t she. It’s wild to think how much of her time she spends eyefucking a camera.

 

[AlwaysSummer]

Since the dental transformation all can see in the recent photos is those two cheeky front teeth trying to make an escape. Let them be free!

 

[melfish]

Since the dental transformation all can see in the recent photos is those two cheeky front teeth trying to make an escape. Let them be free!

Bugs Bunny chic

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Bugs Bunny chic

Lol I literally just did this in response to @AlwaysSummer before seeing your post!

Glad she seems happy with her new top row, but it’s hardly a ringing endorsement for that dentist.

 

[AlwaysSummer]

Lol I literally just did in response to @AlwaysSummer this before seeing your post!View attachment 3105756 q

Beautifully illustrated!