Russ in Cheshire

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Something else Russ and Jack have in common: they're both poets!

(Sorry for the second part being so much bigger. Let's call it an artistic choice on my part.)

Seriously, how do we get these two to hook up?! They can do a Kickstarter to crowdfund their wedding!

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Oh and he worked at and possibly owned a web agency?

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I’m going to call that he worked in a call centre on the online help desk for all these companies, not that there is anything wrong with that, I just don’t believe he was an exec

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Girls part one - a) still print screening just dunno if tattle will cap the number of images attached and b) this man is old enough to be my father which makes ALL of this ten times worse

 

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Girls part one - a) still print screening just dunno if tattle will cap the number of images attached and b) this man is old enough to be my father which makes ALL of this ten times worse

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He is just so bleeping sleazy, my god. You'd never shake his hand because you'd know EXACTLY where his hand been.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Girls part two - prostitutes.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Yuck , that pot of jelly comment has just given me the drive to go on a diet! What a bleeping creep. I bet he is the type to act like he is doing a bigger girl a favour by going out with them. If he is 52 now he would have been 42 then. These are the kind of messages I would expect a 20 year old to write.

 

[Boogs]

Something else Russ and Jack have in common: they're both poets!

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(Sorry for the second part being so much bigger. Let's call it an artistic choice on my part.)

Seriously, how do we get these two to hook up?! They can do a Kickstarter to crowdfund their wedding!

I’d donate to that Kickstarter if it meant they’d both duck off and annoy each other instead of everyone else afterwards.

 

[Shimmering]

Wow reading those twitter screenshots I no longer feel bad saying his profile picture shows a face you would never get tired of punching.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

He is just so bleeping sleazy, my god. You'd never shake his hand because you'd know EXACTLY where his hand been.

We had this convo in F&D the other day but not remotely surprised to learn he’s from an ad agency background, he screams mediocrity and clearly has a lot of spare time in his hands to build this Twitter brand.

He’s clearly moved around a LOT gaining no real skillset but a vague enough knowledge to get by, until push comes to shove and he needs to have some some output so onto the next role he goes. Someone of his age (and, lbr, gender as he won’t have taken a career break for family) would expect to be stepping up the career ladder into a cushty c-level / VP of position, rather than taking the catastrophic falls he has.

Freelancing is GR8 for these MC self sellers because they’re often brought in out of sheer desperation so it’s 50/50 (or less than, to their favour) on whether they’re going to get any degree of technical interview. They can spend a few weeks bleeping around underdelivering and then duck off to the next victim/client.

Btw this is by no means all contractors, but considering how he describes his absolutely impossible skillset/experience, would you trust him with literally anything other than self promotion??

 

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Girls part two - prostitutes.

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Here's the blog post about sex toys, prostitutes, Pussycat Dolls etc. Warning: contains some NSFW pictures.

EDIT: extra warning, having now read in detail: it is HORRENDOUSLY offensive. RussInCheshire is the worst person on the entire internet.

It features the line "I'd love to be a real sexist, but I'm not."

Spoiler: You sure about that, Russ?

 

[Mr Krabs]

Wonder what she deleted. Back in 2016. Seems they have known each other for years.

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Also this one.
Is this his old blog? A different one. Terrible title

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Sadly archive.org didn’t have the tweets but I did find this bit of cringe. Apparently she just couldn’t stop calling Jeremy Hunt a bleep for the entire month.

Yeah let’s set them up together. They can go on boring dates where they talk about the peepeepoopoo tories and compliment each other’s puddle finds.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

but you didn’t did you hun? 4 months is a very short time scale, especially considering the size and v sensitive nature of that project…?

 

[Missmopps]

I’m looking forward to the day he joins this thread JackM style.

I’d rather stick pins in my eyes than watch love island, but I would make an exception if he and Jackie M, Roadside mum and Laurie Penny were the only participants. that would be a ride and a half

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

DYING at his fintech era. Claiming to earn more than a doctor then hopping from UX to…. Senior dev. Pathetic!

 

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Russ in 2015:

A noble sentiment, spoiled by his usual obsession with sex.

Russ in 2012:

A youthful mistake, no doubt? Well, Russ was over 40 at the time.

What a horrendous bleeping prick.

(Note: it's hard to link to individual posts for receipts as very few have been archived. But that post is here - https://web.archive.org/web/20121130091752/http://heterocephalusgabler.wordpress.com/ - dated 17/10/2012. This blog is hard to navigate, because of infrequent archiving. When I saw the Adrian Mole-esque anti-Tory poem I was hopeful that there would be more hilarious content, but it turns out that it's mostly relentless bigotry under the guise of edgelord humour. From, I repeat, a man in his 40s.)

 

[HotesTilaire]

Hook him up with Monroe, he can be her new Old Homophobe. Big Dave will love him, Mammy will be giggling like a schoolgirl, and they won’t be ruining another pair.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I’m looking forward to the day he joins this thread JackM style.

I’d rather stick pins in my eyes than watch love island, but I would make an exception if he and Jackie M, Roadside mum and Laurie Penny were the only participants. that would be a ride and a half

We shouldn’t talk with him until he’s completed a HackerRank challenge, just so he feels at home like he’s back as a senior dev at a fintech again

Oh, and on being a developer… he’s both a mobile and web dev as well as…. Everything else!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Well Sidey B! Looks like you took Rear Admiral Russ’s advice and put down that magazine and read a few books!

“Rear Admiral Russ”

It would blow his tiny mind if he knew I also read and enjoy women’s magazines.

Him saying the universe is 14.5 billion years old made me laugh out loud.
I’m really interested in space, so it’s like seeing someone brag about how intelligent they are (compared to people who have different interests to him for some reason), then go on to confidently state that there are 11 days in a week.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

What a bleeping awful fuckface.

He’s exactly the type of woman-hating wanker to describe himself as “sapiosexual” (but then take extremely badly to any woman who dares challenge his bullshit).

 

[HotesTilaire]

He is virtually all the wankers I’ve ever met via online dating