Russ in Cheshire

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Griftymcgriftface said:
Can someone explain to me what UX actually is in real layman’s tangible way?
Also is he claiming to have Parkinson’s?
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User experience, so using e-commerce (a website where you can shop online) as an example an example project they might do is… how to make the checkout process better for the user. So they’ll do some research, may ask some user questions, or watch recorded web sessions (commissioned research or just live real customers who’ve been tracked), and look at data to understand pain points (eg if everyone drops out on page 2/3 cos the form is too long or makes someone sign up for an account). They then redesign the page in line with best practice / tbh ideas from competitors oftentimes, and a dev team will implement it. They do very light qual research and an actual data analyst will do the quant stuff looking at hit level (so page view, click, events) data for them. I’m not being bitchy but it’s one of the more accessible jobs in tech and the salaries reflect that. I’d be surprised to see someone with an analyst or dev skillset choosing to earn a third of what they potentially could be doing UX…? Also from friends in UX it’s not necessarily a linear career where you can keep going up and charging more based on experience, if you want the next step up salary wise you have to side step into something different.
 
Who are these cleaners earning £20k per year?! Fuckinell. Russ wouldn’t be passing the David Hadjicostas fire service interview.

ETA - I appreciate some self-employed cleaners in affluent areas and a regular client base might make this but a) not in CREWE and b) not any cleaner employed by a contractor.
 
colouredlines said:
This is an archetype we've all seen so much - the "hey laydeez, don't worry about beauty standards, you're perfect as you are (unless you're too thin, bones are for dogs). So are you up for a bit of bum fun? Hahaha just my little joke, I'd never put pressure on you, I'm a feminist ally actually. But if you happen to be a bit curious...well, you know, a lot of laydeez say they find it very empowering. Just the tip? We can stop any time you like..."

The little jokes about the Eastern European waitress, too - oh but don't worry, he can't be anti-immigrant, he hates the Tories! So when he's a racist prick about Eastern Europeans, he's just being hilariously ironic on a level you don't get (maybe because you fried your brain watching reality TV).

And UGH, I just saw that tweet about learning to love "weak album tracks". You just KNOW that if you told him you didn't like his favourite band, he'd tell you that you weren't listening properly.

In conclusion, I hope he and Jack get together. How big is his Tesla?
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😂😂 he has the entry level one so it’s actually tiny, imagine much to his dismay!

The bit you shared when he spoke about not reading magazines or pop culture is lolz. It’s hilarious to see some sort of nerdy spiteful gate keeping from a total loser? He’s a decidedly average middle class professional sat on Twitter whinging about a 25 year mortgage term and admitting he’s got no money? Like I’d honestly rather keep housewives, love island, and being a gorgeous gorgeous girly over reading 🤮the guardian🤮 but thanks for your concern hun x

Ps went to go find his goodreads which you’d expect for someone who not only loves reading, but loves judging someone for it, but he doesn’t have one? Even his author profile isn’t him, it’s a Canadian bloke. V embarazzing!
 
colouredlines said:
At the time of the Honey & Cream blog, Russ had another blog. Honey & Cream links to it, but it has long since been deleted.

Sadly for anyone with a gag reflex, the archives are still up: https://web.archive.org/web/20120312080733/http://heterocephalusgabler.wordpress.com/

Russ loses his virginity:

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Russ indulges in some casual bantz about Johnny Foreigner (but it's okay because he's a leftie):

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Russ helpfully tells us silly women how we can attract a sex god like him: don't diet, don't wear too much makeup, and be smart (which he defines as: stop watching reality TV and soap operas. I dunno, my dainty little girl brain can't cope with current affairs). This one gets posted in its entirety because it is SO SO BAD. The funny thing is that Russ links to this in a comment on the H&C post shared above, as an example of his skills with nuance.

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It's fair to say that Russ is obsessed with anal sex - he mentions it in every post he writes about sex. Which, OK, when I was in my 20s I knew men like that. Russ was in his 40s writing this blog.

...I'm going for a shower.
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christ that reminds me of all the "what men really think" type of stuff that used to be in magazines that I read when I was 15 and trying to be sophisticated. I mean magazines like more or b, not j17 or sugar

also, it seems like he doesn't understand ok magazine. that's for c list celebs love, not diet tips
 
colouredlines said:
At the time of the Honey & Cream blog, Russ had another blog. Honey & Cream links to it, but it has long since been deleted.

Sadly for anyone with a gag reflex, the archives are still up: https://web.archive.org/web/20120312080733/http://heterocephalusgabler.wordpress.com/

Russ loses his virginity:

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Russ indulges in some casual bantz about Johnny Foreigner (but it's okay because he's a leftie):

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Russ helpfully tells us silly women how we can attract a sex god like him: don't diet, don't wear too much makeup, and be smart (which he defines as: stop watching reality TV and soap operas. I dunno, my dainty little girl brain can't cope with current affairs). This one gets posted in its entirety because it is SO SO BAD. The funny thing is that Russ links to this in a comment on the H&C post shared above, as an example of his skills with nuance.

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It's fair to say that Russ is obsessed with anal sex - he mentions it in every post he writes about sex. Which, OK, when I was in my 20s I knew men like that. Russ was in his 40s writing this blog.

...I'm going for a shower.
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Russ really hates women - Hey Russ, who hurt you?
 
Wait - he’s actually in his 50s?

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Amazed he got a 25 year term he’s mentioned in that case? This does seem to be a second house purchase following a divorce tho, so may be further through the term than suggested.

For someone who calls themselves a data scientist you’d think he’d be able to describe what is a very simple task a lot clearer, no? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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heretoreaditall2019 said:
Wait - he’s actually in his 50s?

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Amazed he got a 25 year term he’s mentioned in that case? This does seem to be a second house purchase following a divorce tho, so may be further through the term than suggested.

For someone who calls themselves a data scientist you’d think he’d be able to describe what is a very simple task a lot clearer, no? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I actually laughed out loud at all these inconsistencies 😁 it's just so satisfying to see someone's lies out in the open.
 
colouredlines said:
At the time of the Honey & Cream blog, Russ had another blog. Honey & Cream links to it, but it has long since been deleted.

Sadly for anyone with a gag reflex, the archives are still up: https://web.archive.org/web/20120312080733/http://heterocephalusgabler.wordpress.com/

Russ loses his virginity:

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Russ indulges in some casual bantz about Johnny Foreigner (but it's okay because he's a leftie):

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Russ helpfully tells us silly women how we can attract a sex god like him: don't diet, don't wear too much makeup, and be smart (which he defines as: stop watching reality TV and soap operas. I dunno, my dainty little girl brain can't cope with current affairs). This one gets posted in its entirety because it is SO SO BAD. The funny thing is that Russ links to this in a comment on the H&C post shared above, as an example of his skills with nuance.

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It's fair to say that Russ is obsessed with anal sex - he mentions it in every post he writes about sex. Which, OK, when I was in my 20s I knew men like that. Russ was in his 40s writing this blog.

...I'm going for a shower.
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The cringe I experienced reading that. I mean my literal soul left my literal body and I am now posting on tattle from another dimension.
 
These are all massively differing jobs, sounds like he just picks up anything he can get?

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Someone with fintech expertise / contacts wouldn’t have then taken an NHS administrator role or one working for a seedy medical recruitment firm, sorry to say. They also wouldn’t be begging for £5k off Twitter. This man is a total fantasist.
 
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