Russ in Cheshire #2 Give it some cringe

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louisej97 said:
Russ “I was almost in Oasis” Jones doesn’t seem to have many nice things to say about them reuniting. Obviously it’s not jealousy as he’s doing so well for himself 🤣
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He’s not completely wrong that seeing them live is like watching an action figure. They are pretty dull live. But the jealousy seeps out of him.

I like that he’s had to drop into tweets that he has a ‘better half’ now. I’m guessing she’s never read the blog posts because how could you get over that level of ick?
 
At the risk of getting a bit deep and meaningful, men like Russ don't like to see the real working class succeed in an unconventional way.
He thinks of himself as a WC hero, tinkering with computers (have you turned it on and off?!) and hitting the dizzy heights of a hire-purchase Tesla. He can't comprehend the creativity, talent and sheer will it takes to hit the big time. He'll always turn his nose up at Oasis and so what? He's an internet noone with a self-published book. #businesssecretsofthepharohs
 
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Anyone checked in on the Rented Tesla Tosspot?
 
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