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How much would you pay Bester to be your coach?

  • Nothing, he’s a giant man child

    Votes: 51 66.2%
  • £5 just to chuckle at his cut and paste plan

    Votes: 5 6.5%
  • £100 so I have money left for a vest and blue hair dye

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • £175 because I’m premium baby

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • Shakalakalaka! (Not actual currency but fun to shout!)

    Votes: 19 24.7%

  • Total voters
    77
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I’ve actually just looked at the post and the whole tone is vile. Just admit that you see in the wrong!! There is no way in hell you haven’t been told NOT to bring in your child’s favourite item. You fucked up!

I mean MOST parents know you do one of two things with precious toys… either don’t let it leave the house, or get replicas! My two both had comforters / toys that became like their BFF! So I bought 2 more of each once realised they couldn’t live without it! Means you can afford to lose one if that day ever arrives, and also deal with the time they need to go in the washing machine as they’re bound to puke on it at some point and they get proper grim
 
Gotta start building little Bertie’s brand early
Bahahaha.
No one engages because it’s a sh*t reel of her prancing about doing her fake run like a show pony in a frickin ad ffs. Turn off the phone, do some parenting. Stop showing your ugly husband topless. Ain’t nobody asked to see that!
can’t wait for her to become a baby expert (sigh) and mumfluencer 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
I mean MOST parents know you do one of two things with precious toys… either don’t let it leave the house, or get replicas! My two both had comforters / toys that became like their BFF! So I bought 2 more of each once realised they couldn’t live without it! Means you can afford to lose one if that day ever arrives, and also deal with the time they need to go in the washing machine as they’re bound to puke on it at some point and they get proper grim
Looks like she’s doubled down with a post trying to justify her selfish ridiculous behaviour. She really is a horrible woman!
 
Bahahaha.
No one engages because it’s a sh*t reel of her prancing about doing her fake run like a show pony in a frickin ad ffs. Turn off the phone, do some parenting. Stop showing your ugly husband topless. Ain’t nobody asked to see that!
can’t wait for her to become a baby expert (sigh) and mumfluencer 🤦🏼‍♀️

Oh she’s just so awful.

The posed “running” shots are the worst.


No one is bothered by your running content cos it’s boring and shit and not inspirational in any way.

Is she still in the States?

How long before she starts the running buggy posts
 
Anyone follow nat runs? She’s much more likeable that most instarunners but her followers have gone up ridiculously over the past couple of weeks …. 400-700 a day …. Seems like she does have the odd viral reel and is big on TikTok …. Seems a suspicious increase though
 
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Gropebus, if you’re reading you’re 100% reading this so here are some non marathon pacing opportunities!
 
Anyone follow nat runs? She’s much more likeable that most instarunners but her followers have gone up ridiculously over the past couple of weeks …. 400-700 a day …. Seems like she does have the odd viral reel and is big on TikTok …. Seems a suspicious increase though
I used to but got very bored with her content. Same old same old each time. But she seems ok, I don’t remember her being beggy and she did actually train and fuel for races.
interesting if she is buying followers as she seemed quite popular in her own right, from the Tik Tok stuff
 
Looks like she’s doubled down with a post trying to justify her selfish ridiculous behaviour. She really is a horrible woman!

And, just like that, Isaac is shipped off to "the nanas" yet again. Guess he interrupted her Parkrun one too many times. Wouldn't be surprised if he's there Sat night too, since she has a gifted race on Sun. Yes, it's a charity event, but the irony of her running it is huge, since she gives no fucks about anyone besides herself.
 
Anyone follow nat runs? She’s much more likeable that most instarunners but her followers have gone up ridiculously over the past couple of weeks …. 400-700 a day …. Seems like she does have the odd viral reel and is big on TikTok …. Seems a suspicious increase though
I do and think she’s quite sweet tbh, very harmless. She’s just been on a podcast from what I’ve seen and recently did a 24hr run challenge thing, add in her massive TikTok following and think she’s pretty normal and wouldn’t buy followers. Most people who buy go up 5k+ in follower count from what I’ve seen
 
I do and think she’s quite sweet tbh, very harmless. She’s just been on a podcast from what I’ve seen and recently did a 24hr run challenge thing, add in her massive TikTok following and think she’s pretty normal and wouldn’t buy followers. Most people who buy go up 5k+ in follower count from what I’ve seen
Works out around 8k over the last 30days, most of that in the past 2 weeks but I take your point on the things she’s done recently may have promoted that to happen.
 
And, just like that, Isaac is shipped off to "the nanas" yet again. Guess he interrupted her Parkrun one too many times. Wouldn't be surprised if he's there Sat night too, since she has a gifted race on Sun. Yes, it's a charity event, but the irony of her running it is huge, since she gives no fucks about anyone besides herself.
Couldn’t see that one coming 😂 It’s like she puts all of this crap about bad sleep on instagram during the week in the hope that one of the nanas will cave in and take Isaac off her hands for a night(s) just so she can do her precious parkrun/long run uninterrupted. I expect she’ll strap him in the pushchair the remainder of the weekend so she can get her steps up too.
 
And, just like that, Isaac is shipped off to "the nanas" yet again. Guess he interrupted her Parkrun one too many times. Wouldn't be surprised if he's there Sat night too, since she has a gifted race on Sun. Yes, it's a charity event, but the irony of her running it is huge, since she gives no fucks about anyone besides herself.

Things like this puzzle me, gifted a place on a charity run, it’s like when Aspire sent out to all the Insta wannabes the Oofos that were for breast cancer awareness, I bet not one of the tossers donated the value of them to the charity!
 
I can't decide whether this is just more woe is me moping or an epic sandbagging session in preparation to show up and win a 5k that's meant to be for charity, because you know that's the sort of thing she'd do; beasting a fun run and trying to run a PB.

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Either way I love her dressing up ditching her kid as a sleepover, as if it's all cutesy and nice. And she wonders why he's being clingy with her. Can anyone say abandonment issues? Again, no shade on parents who have help with their children, but she has no need to have him in nursery or with others at all, let alone the sheer amount that she does. He seems to spend the least amount of time with her out of anyone at this point.
 
I can't decide whether this is just more woe is me moping or an epic sandbagging session in preparation to show up and win a 5k that's meant to be for charity, because you know that's the sort of thing she'd do; beasting a fun run and trying to run a PB.

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Either way I love her dressing up ditching her kid as a sleepover, as if it's all cutesy and nice. And she wonders why he's being clingy with her. Can anyone say abandonment issues? Again, no shade on parents who have help with their children, but she has no need to have him in nursery or with others at all, let alone the sheer amount that she does. He seems to spend the least amount of time with her out of anyone at this point.
Wish I could ship my kids off to their grandparents so often and if I did, the last thing I’d prioritise is running. I’d be out on the wine and getting frisky with Mr Clown (sounds wrong 😂) if he was lucky!
 
I can't decide whether this is just more woe is me moping or an epic sandbagging session in preparation to show up and win a 5k that's meant to be for charity, because you know that's the sort of thing she'd do; beasting a fun run and trying to run a PB.

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Either way I love her dressing up ditching her kid as a sleepover, as if it's all cutesy and nice. And she wonders why he's being clingy with her. Can anyone say abandonment issues? Again, no shade on parents who have help with their children, but she has no need to have him in nursery or with others at all, let alone the sheer amount that she does. He seems to spend the least amount of time with her out of anyone at this point.
Why go and run 11miles if you’re that tired? Unless of course you are an obsessed selfish idiot!
 
To be fair I have no issue with nursery I think it’s really really good for children to socialise with children their own age and without every movement watched by helicopter parents

Oh absolutely, I'm not saying he shouldn't go at all, just that lots of parents wish they could spend more time with their kids but can't due to financial circumstances. She could do anything she wants but chooses to get rid of him for as long as humanly possible.
 
I can't decide whether this is just more woe is me moping or an epic sandbagging session in preparation to show up and win a 5k that's meant to be for charity, because you know that's the sort of thing she'd do; beasting a fun run and trying to run a PB.

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Where is the 5k? She’ll probably run to the race or do a race sandwich, treat it as a long training run because she “only” managed 11 today 🙄
 
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