Running Instagrammers #7 Hard lives of the gifted ones full sending their boomshakalakas for validation

[Lemming312]

I've got my leadership in running fitness qualification, looks like for an extra £20 I could do the course to upgrade that to being a coach. I might download some generic training plans and paste my name onto them then see who I can injure

Yeah, I'm a LiRF and my husband is a CiRF, could be a good little earner except for the fact we are nice genuine people who wouldn't rip people off like that......

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

Getting CIRF from LIRF is about £250 more if affiliated and £450 if not. It’s also 4 days of work, with other people. There’s no way most of these Instatwats will do that! They can con people off their social media presence and being a little bit faster than average.

 

[Northernscumpet]

Getting CIRF from LIRF is about £250 more if affiliated and £450 if not. It’s also 4 days of work, with other people. There’s no way most of these Instatwats will do that! They can con people off their social media presence and being a little bit faster than average.

Ah yes, I see it's £20 for a taster session then £265 to actually do it if you're affiliated. Not that I actually planned to do it, I have an actual full time job and no interest in anything more than leading our social runs.

Ugh Fudgie at Universal Orlando...no doubt offering to show his wand off to unsuspecting women

 

[instaclowns]

Just been reading the Facebook comments and see this on his profile. Gym rat…oh jeez

 

[techgurladpi]

Just been reading the Facebook comments and see this on his profile. Gym rat…oh jeez

My debut marathon at 2:30 and then never improved in all the runs since then.

 

[instaclowns]

My debut marathon at 2:30 and then never improved in all the runs since then.

So he went back to the rat life.

He didn’t choose the rat life, the rat life chose him.

 

[instaclowns]

Brace yourselves that Bester twat is coming at instagram with a top tip for running in the heat, idea if you’ve no brain of your own

Can’t wait for the instaclowns lot to all release a ‘how to tie your shoelaces’ posts with top tips…

 

[hollyhocks]

Brace yourselves that Bester twat is coming at instagram with a top tip for running in the heat, idea if you’ve no brain of your own

Can’t wait for the instaclowns lot to all release a ‘how to tie your shoelaces’ posts with top tips…

If the tip is to put a beverage in an insulated bag with an ice pack for a cold, post-run drink, that’s old news.

 

[runningeveryday31]

Sorry I don’t want to say who as it could be obvious to the runner who I’m talking about then! None of the huge huge ones though

 

[irunforfun]

Sorry I don’t want to say who as it could be obvious to the runner who I’m talking about then! None of the huge huge ones though

Totally understand. I guess I was worried it may be who I have gone with, but then my experience with them to date has been absolutely right for me at this time!

 

[pickledplum5]

I’ve never used a dating app or online dating, cause I’m old and it wasn’t so much of a thing when I was single, but can someone explain to me what’s wrong with someone asking where this is going because they are looking for a long term relationship?

I get you won’t necessarily want to vomit to long term with someone you’ve only just started talking to but surely you want to know that you are both after the same thing? No?

Happily stand corrected by those who have experienced the dating app convos but feel like yet again, Mollsfitness just has to have something to complain about

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

It’s just her being an attention grabbing little moaner - that’s quite normal on dating apps and actually quite tame to what some ask. It’s more of the “look at me”.

 

[instaclowns]

She’s just fishing for someone to talk to! She’s an odd one that girl. See her Q&A last week with three questions she shared and they’re all the same as she always reshares, blatantly her sending them to herself to look like someone’s asked

 

[Lemming312]

Lizzie posted a photo with no make-up, thought she looked prettier and younger.

 

[runlondon21]

Lucy Davis’s Achilles’ have been f****d since her 100K. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that it was down to wearing those ridiculous Nike shoes on the trails (which everyone told her not to do) — I’ve heard of people totally snapping their Achilles in the 4%s so she was incredibly lucky! What frustrates me is that she’s always on her stories complaining about how bad they are, and then forces herself to run at a minimum over 10K each go? Seems really unhealthy and quite toxic for any of her inexperienced followers to see.

Slightly unrelated, but she’s up in the Lake District at the moment and I’m pretty sure she just did a hard 16K entirely on road. What’s the bet that she won’t set foot on a trail the whole time she’s there? We know how much she hates trail running, so seems an odd choice of destination! And I have to attach a picture of her dinner outfit…not trying to shame her as she has an amazing figure, but why is she dressed like she’s going to a London club? They’re in Keswick, everyone’s in hiking kit all the time lol

 

[instaclowns]

Anyone seen all those with the Inov8 shoes gifted to them glfeom Gifta? My husband was telling me he saw the application advert for it and it said they needed to have 5k or more followers, so how many of these saddos do we think purchased some followers in order to get some free shoes? Pathetic

Oh and in other news, another story yesterday from twat face Bester without wiping the shit from his mouth. That guy honestly loves himself and needs a reality check. You’re a great runner but you’re no god pal

 

[Instaderp]

Do you think she's been reading here? The classic 'heatwave is making the trolls come out' scenario. Okay hun

 

[Camperfan]

That drippy message doesn't even make sense "artificial squares of land and bricks we call our own"? Is she talking about actual property or artificial insta squares? When I see posts like this just makes me feel like it's a shout out for attention in the "you ok, Hun?" vein.

 

[peachesandpears]

That drippy message doesn't even make sense "artificial squares of land and bricks we call our own"? Is she talking about actual property or artificial insta squares? When I see posts like this just makes me feel like it's a shout out for attention in the "you ok, Hun?" vein.

I have no idea what she is talking about either Instagram or property? It doesn’t make sense! Such a drippy, wet message. I would love if we could all live happily in peace and harmony but that’s not reality is it hun? She loves Instagram attention and validation. Her followers saying how amazing and beautiful she is. Yawn. Don’t read tattle if you don’t like to hear peoples opinions.

 

[Instaderp]

I have no idea what she is talking about either Instagram or property? It doesn’t make sense! Such a drippy, wet message. I would love if we could all live happily in peace and harmony but that’s not reality is it hun? She loves Instagram attention and validation. Her followers saying how amazing and beautiful she is. Yawn. Don’t read tattle if you don’t like to hear peoples opinions.

Exactly that, these idiots forget that they don't have to read here yet continue to do so and then cry about it when they get mentioned. All for the attention.