Rochelle Humes #5 Obsessed with fags & designer tags, but should be more concerned who marv shags

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Offline for a week she says - bet that’s going to kill her I would be inclined to think that she will break it and couldn’t manage and will have to post something because she is so narcissistic.

however on the flip side she probably thinks in doing this her ‘fan base’ will be frothing at the slit for her to post something that she thinks it will build up some sort of apprehension.

either way you can guarantee one of two things, 1) she will break within the week and post on insta her holiday photos as she always does when she is on holiday or 2) if she does manage to stay off of insta for the week, we will still get her self absorbed holiday photos posted on the gram albeit a week later as she just can’t help herself
 

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mrs Stot said:
Like I said, I’m all for calling the parents friends auntie and uncle. I do the same thing with my friends and my children and it is how I was brought up as well.

However, they do it with literally everyone in their life. Even those who have been in their lives a very short time, referring to them as aunties or uncles.

This must be so confusing for the children as when inevitably ‘aunties’ and ‘uncles’ split up and get new ‘uncles’ or ‘aunties’ they must surely wonder where their original auntie/uncle is. Or why aunties and uncles can just walk in and out of your life.

Like I said, in my family (and I know every family is different) an established friend would be called auntie or uncle.

What I have issue with is calling EVERYONE of the adults they mingle with as their auntie and uncle.
Again from my perspective I would like my child to have an established bond and to have even met my friends before referring to them as their auntie or uncle.

If Rochelle for example was to bring Philip Schofield home for dinner one night, say the kids have never met him, why would she then say “uncle Philips come to see you”

He’s not their uncle, he’s her work colleague and may visit their family home or see them all (kids included) socially outside of work say 3 times a year.
To me, calling him “uncle Philip” is not right, especially not the first time they meet.

Children should understand that their aunties and uncles are people they can rely on. They are extended family or very close friends who are like family.

Children shouldn’t believe every person their parents know is their auntie or uncle.
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i don't think it's that weird. when i was a kid i was introduced to people i met once for 10 minutes as this is uncle ______ and never thought anything of it. i knew they weren't my uncle or had any particular significance in my life, it's just a term of respect. most kids are clever enough to get this.
 
sephylily said:
i don't think it's that weird. when i was a kid i was introduced to people i met once for 10 minutes as this is uncle ______ and never thought anything of it. i knew they weren't my uncle or had any particular significance in my life, it's just a term of respect. most kids are clever enough to get this.
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I agree to disagree.

I think it’s very confusing calling someone you’ve just met your uncle.
Like I have said before if they are good friends of your parents, or like family (but not) then that’s fair enough and you would have been brought up calling them uncle anyway and known no different.

To call everyone your parents know “auntie” or “uncle” is not correct and it is confusing for kids.

It’s also detrimental to children to call them all auntie and uncle for safeguarding issues.

Calling someone auntie or uncle is a term of endearment and also forms a relationship based on trust. Either they are blood aunties and uncles or aunties and uncles that are friends of the family and like aunties and uncles. They are someone you can turn to, someone you can rely upon.

You can not rely on any Tom, Dick or Harry your parents know or bump into randomly on the street.

This is my personal perception and how I was brought up and I realise everyone is different.
 
keyser666 said:
Offline for a week she says - bet that’s going to kill her I would be inclined to think that she will break it and couldn’t manage and will have to post something because she is so narcissistic.

however on the flip side she probably thinks in doing this her ‘fan base’ will be frothing at the slit for her to post something that she thinks it will build up some sort of apprehension.

either way you can guarantee one of two things, 1) she will break within the week and post on insta her holiday photos as she always does when she is on holiday or 2) if she does manage to stay off of insta for the week, we will still get her self absorbed holiday photos posted on the gram albeit a week later as she just can’t help herself
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Hate when people do this, I haven’t posted on my instagram in 2 months, but I don’t feel the need to announce it… 😂 no one cares, just go live your life ffs.
 
keyser666 said:
Offline for a week she says - bet that’s going to kill her I would be inclined to think that she will break it and couldn’t manage and will have to post something because she is so narcissistic.

however on the flip side she probably thinks in doing this her ‘fan base’ will be frothing at the slit for her to post something that she thinks it will build up some sort of apprehension.

either way you can guarantee one of two things, 1) she will break within the week and post on insta her holiday photos as she always does when she is on holiday or 2) if she does manage to stay off of insta for the week, we will still get her self absorbed holiday photos posted on the gram albeit a week later as she just can’t help herself
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A braggy PHOTO DUMP on her return 🤣🙄
 
On that podcast she's talking about being a business owner and how it's not easy you can't just switch your phone off etc etc
Sorry but it is easy if you're already a celeb. There's no way a normal person starting a new business vs a celeb starting one can even be considered the same. They already have a huge following. People would buy her product over a nobody so she can't say tit about running a business!!
 
StarrySkies said:
On that podcast she's talking about being a business owner and how it's not easy you can't just switch your phone off etc etc
Sorry but it is easy if you're already a celeb. There's no way a normal person starting a new business vs a celeb starting one can even be considered the same. They already have a huge following. People would buy her product over a nobody so she can't say tit about running a business!!
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Can’t switch her phone off????

But posted a picture saying she’s going offline for a week?

So is she going to do all of her business by telephone and texting if she’s not going to be online for the next week?

Either she can switch off and have holidays and maybe the occasional check in with work, or she is going to be online for the next week every day as the business can’t run without big boss mama being online 24/7

She contradicts herself in literally everything she says.


Can’t go back to the Saturdays as she hasn’t got time as she has kids at home etc, yet they are all either in school or nursery during the day.

Lives a clean life, works out, promotes a healthy lifestyle etc and then is caught smoking which she clearly hides.

Cooks all the meals at home and has her own cookbook….and then in the background of a video you see the home help/cook/maid

Juggles work and kids etc single handedly…. Has kids in school/nursery/her mum to look after them/shop assistants look after them while she shops.

Juggles home life……has a cleaner, cook, the style sisters to come and make her house Instagram worthy.

It’s just lie after lie, perceptions of the perfect life. This is why I hate Instagram, nothing on it is real. It’s a snippet of someone’s life that they want you to believe is happening.
It’s all for show, all to gain attention and 99% of it is just fake crap people make up!
 
coconochanel said:
Well if shes got Asthma I hope Rochelle smokes outside.
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Is she a smoker?

She's always sounded like she is dumb. It would be good for to do allergy test and get to the root cause of why her daughter has asthma, and she's beyond stupid for syainf she doesnt know what she'd do in an asthma attack. A couple or so years back she also sounded stupid when her eldest was telling her she cpuldnt see the board so had to sit at the fronf and instead of getting her eyes tested she assumed her daughter was lyinf and was doing it to chat with her friends and sit with them. The eye test found out her assumption was a lie and her daughted did need glasses for her sight
 
mrs Stot said:
Can’t switch her phone off????

But posted a picture saying she’s going offline for a week?

So is she going to do all of her business by telephone and texting if she’s not going to be online for the next week?

Either she can switch off and have holidays and maybe the occasional check in with work, or she is going to be online for the next week every day as the business can’t run without big boss mama being online 24/7

She contradicts herself in literally everything she says.


Can’t go back to the Saturdays as she hasn’t got time as she has kids at home etc, yet they are all either in school or nursery during the day.

Lives a clean life, works out, promotes a healthy lifestyle etc and then is caught smoking which she clearly hides.

Cooks all the meals at home and has her own cookbook….and then in the background of a video you see the home help/cook/maid

Juggles work and kids etc single handedly…. Has kids in school/nursery/her mum to look after them/shop assistants look after them while she shops.

Juggles home life……has a cleaner, cook, the style sisters to come and make her house Instagram worthy.

It’s just lie after lie, perceptions of the perfect life. This is why I hate Instagram, nothing on it is real. It’s a snippet of someone’s life that they want you to believe is happening.
It’s all for show, all to gain attention and 99% of it is just fake crap people make up!
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Absolutely nailed it and her to a tee

Hasanah123 said:
Is she a smoker?

She's always sounded like she is dumb. It would be good for to do allergy test and get to the root cause of why her daughter has asthma, and she's beyond stupid for syainf she doesnt know what she'd do in an asthma attack. A couple or so years back she also sounded stupid when her eldest was telling her she cpuldnt see the board so had to sit at the fronf and instead of getting her eyes tested she assumed her daughter was lyinf and was doing it to chat with her friends and sit with them. The eye test found out her assumption was a lie and her daughted did need glasses for her sight
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Yes she is a smoker, on her last holiday a few weeks ago the paps caught her with a fag in her hand smoking as well as catching her doing the same outside an establishment with the This Morning crew I think it was their Xmas party.

as for her saying that her child has been diagnosed with asthma, well that diagnosis would have had to of come from a medical practitioner, safe to assume that it would be their GP. So how the duck can she say on TV that she doesn’t know what to do etc? What did you do Rochelle, after being given the diagnosis did you just walk out of the appointment and ask no questions? Did you not ask how bad your child’s asthma was as it’s different for everyone? Did you not ask if your child required any prescription medication? Did you not ask for advice or anything? Or come on Rochelle,haven’t you ever come across people in your life that have asthma? Maybe one of your friends? Any of your 292 uncles? How the duck can you not know - she is an out and out liar

as for you mentioning her child’s eyesight, sitting at the front in class at school and disbelieving them, I hadn’t heard about that until now when you just mentioned it, but I can well believe that would be Rochelle’s response, without coming across as nasty all of her kids have wonky eyes and any decent parents would be straight down to the optometrists pronto
 
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keyser666 said:
Absolutely nailed it and her to a tee


Yes she is a smoker, on her last holiday a few weeks ago the paps caught her with a fag in her hand smoking as well as catching her doing the same outside an establishment with the This Morning crew I think it was their Xmas party.

as for her saying that her child has been diagnosed with asthma, well that diagnosis would have had to of come from a medical practitioner, safe to assume that it would be their GP. So how the duck can she say on TV that she doesn’t know what to do etc? What did you do Rochelle, after being given the diagnosis did you just walk out of the appointment and ask no questions? Did you not ask how bad your child’s asthma was as it’s different for everyone? Did you not ask if your child required any prescription medication? Did you not ask for advice or anything? Or come on Rochelle,haven’t you ever come across people in your life that have asthma? Maybe one of your friends? Any of your 292 uncles? How the duck can you not know - she is an out and out liar

as for you mentioning her child’s eyesight, sitting at the front in class at school and disbelieving them, I hadn’t heard about that until now when you just mentioned it, but I can well believe that would be Rochelle’s response, without coming across as nasty all of her kids have wonky eyes and any decent parents would be straight down to the optometrists pronto
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I remember because she even put up a poll followed by q+a asking for advice and if anyone has disbelieved their child to find out it was actually true
 
projectstadium said:
I might just be too irritated by her now but it annoys me a little that she pushes the word Baby mama like it’s her own and that all of her memes and products are aimed at women. I know she has the pregnancy range and most likely women would follow her page but dads do exist. Maybe not in the world of baby mamas actually… ignore me 😏
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I cannot bear baby mamma. I am more than just a womb
 
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