Rochelle Humes #5 Obsessed with fags & designer tags, but should be more concerned who marv shags

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A boobie mask? She is the queen of creating products that are not needed. If they’re scented they are going to put off a newborn baby. A baby wants to smell its mother’s own scent not some shite residues from a mask. Is she going to create a mask for a vag next? Where will it end?
 
Pahaha these boobies posts are giving me A great laugh while I’m in bed with Covid so thanks for the entertainment guys 😂😂😂 actually spose i should be thanking rochelle for choosing that ridiculous name for it to begin with 🤣🤣
Get well soon

3 kids (only 2 who should be using sharp scissors like that) and left out for all the kids to “play” with.

why does any family need that many pairs of scissors?

why does any family need that many empty pencil cases?

it’s absolutely vulgar the amount of “stuff” those kids have that is unnecessary. 1 pair of scissors to share (vital skills being learned) would be enough, one pair each would be more than enough.…there’s about 30 pairs there.

There’s been no thought put into their toys other than getting them the biggest and the most of everything, just because they can.

No wonder the room is so unorganised with having that many unnecessary items, literally cluttering it up with stuff they can’t possibly use (they can all only use one pair of scissors at a time). Even if Rochelle and Marvin were getting involved with crafts (can’t see that happening) that’s 5 pairs of scissors if they all can’t share!

They can’t say it’s for when they have people over and they play because that doesn’t happen that often and surely all the kids could learn to share?
maybe just my opinion but what an absolute waste of resources when they are not even needed.
 

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Get well soon

3 kids (only 2 who should be using sharp scissors like that) and left out for all the kids to “play” with.

why does any family need that many pairs of scissors?

why does any family need that many empty pencil cases?

it’s absolutely vulgar the amount of “stuff” those kids have that is unnecessary. 1 pair of scissors to share (vital skills being learned) would be enough, one pair each would be more than enough.…there’s about 30 pairs there.

There’s been no thought put into their toys other than getting them the biggest and the most of everything, just because they can.

No wonder the room is so unorganised with having that many unnecessary items, literally cluttering it up with stuff they can’t possibly use (they can all only use one pair of scissors at a time). Even if Rochelle and Marvin were getting involved with crafts (can’t see that happening) that’s 5 pairs of scissors if they all can’t share!

They can’t say it’s for when they have people over and they play because that doesn’t happen that often and surely all the kids could learn to share?
maybe just my opinion but what an absolute waste of resources when they are not even needed.
I think the multiple pairs of coloured scissors have been bought purely for aesthetic purposes, like most things with Rochelle.
As you say, how many pairs would 2 kids need?
Her girls are at school all day so technically only really home to play evenings & weekends so the amount of toys is mental.
That room could have been tidied up in half an hour - who colour coordinates kids story books, unless it’s for Instagram 😏
 
I think the multiple pairs of coloured scissors have been bought purely for aesthetic purposes, like most things with Rochelle.
As you say, how many pairs would 2 kids need?
Her girls are at school all day so technically only really home to play evenings & weekends so the amount of toys is mental.
That room could have been tidied up in half an hour - who colour coordinates kids story books, unless it’s for Instagram 😏

I fully agree.

The colour coordinating books was just ridiculous.

Grouped into genres, fiction, non fiction etc or by age and stage, but they are literally in order by the colour of their spine/front cover. What an absolute waste of time, as you say, all so it look aesthetically pleasing for the gram.

Can’t remember the last time I saw the kids in the playroom. They are always sat watching tv/playing on tablets/playing on phones/stuck in that playpen/out to the ivy or somewhere else ridiculous for dinner as someone else has rightly commented.

She would be far better off getting rid of all the stuff they can’t possibly use or need and that room wouldn’t be anywhere near as cluttered and would be more manageable to tidy herself (🤣🤣🤣like that would ever happen)

I realise as a child she said she didn’t grow up with much, but this is way overcompensating. The kids as we have seen in previous footage have their own iPads and phones and the eldest was even at a party ignoring everyone else sat playing on her phone when everyone else was singing happy birthday.


The kids through no fault of their own have no value for anything. They haven’t been taught to share or that people have to work to get all of those things, instead they’ve been handed to them to basically keep them quiet and make their parents look better for the gram (in their parents eyes).

Rochelle and Marvin really need to learn less is more, that the kids don’t need anything and everything in their lives and certainly don’t need designer gear 24/7 (just look at Blake’s christening photos). The way she especially focuses on labels and brands as if they make her any better than anyone else is repulsive.

The clothes are mostly clothes made in sweatshops for peanuts and sold to people like her at an extortionate price. All she sees however is that its ‘designer’ and her buying it makes her better (in her eyes) than anyone else.

What a sad life to lead.
 
Those style sisters were tiding up all day, sorry but its just a playroom everything doesn't need to be categorized and categorized just put all the plastic food in one box FGS!
I do love some of their storage ideas, I used to follow them and gain tips. Also I do also agree with you, sorting through children’s pencils feels pointless before long they will be all mixed up. Also it’s good for children to learn to clear up after themselves or sort/categorise themselves.
 
I fully agree.

The colour coordinating books was just ridiculous.

Grouped into genres, fiction, non fiction etc or by age and stage, but they are literally in order by the colour of their spine/front cover. What an absolute waste of time, as you say, all so it look aesthetically pleasing for the gram.

Can’t remember the last time I saw the kids in the playroom. They are always sat watching tv/playing on tablets/playing on phones/stuck in that playpen/out to the ivy or somewhere else ridiculous for dinner as someone else has rightly commented.

She would be far better off getting rid of all the stuff they can’t possibly use or need and that room wouldn’t be anywhere near as cluttered and would be more manageable to tidy herself (🤣🤣🤣like that would ever happen)

I realise as a child she said she didn’t grow up with much, but this is way overcompensating. The kids as we have seen in previous footage have their own iPads and phones and the eldest was even at a party ignoring everyone else sat playing on her phone when everyone else was singing happy birthday.


The kids through no fault of their own have no value for anything. They haven’t been taught to share or that people have to work to get all of those things, instead they’ve been handed to them to basically keep them quiet and make their parents look better for the gram (in their parents eyes).

Rochelle and Marvin really need to learn less is more, that the kids don’t need anything and everything in their lives and certainly don’t need designer gear 24/7 (just look at Blake’s christening photos). The way she especially focuses on labels and brands as if they make her any better than anyone else is repulsive.

The clothes are mostly clothes made in sweatshops for peanuts and sold to people like her at an extortionate price. All she sees however is that its ‘designer’ and her buying it makes her better (in her eyes) than anyone else.

What a sad life to lead.
The thing is, I’m a few years older than Rochelle and from a similar back ground financially - but then nobody grew up with that much, sure some people had more than others but nobody had stuff to the excess like we have now mainly cos it wasn’t all available and kids were kids who played outside more. I actually hate how material the world has become and all these influencers spouting about inner happiness & self worth, but the next minute posting the Rolex on their wrists while sipping a champagne on a hatch in Dubai… it would be nice if some of them actually were genuine and cared about real stuff like sustainability and the fact countries like Dubai operate on slavery.
Sorry… I am not being a mood hoover but I just hate the whole fake insta culture!
 
I fully agree.

The colour coordinating books was just ridiculous.

Grouped into genres, fiction, non fiction etc or by age and stage, but they are literally in order by the colour of their spine/front cover. What an absolute waste of time, as you say, all so it look aesthetically pleasing for the gram.

Can’t remember the last time I saw the kids in the playroom. They are always sat watching tv/playing on tablets/playing on phones/stuck in that playpen/out to the ivy or somewhere else ridiculous for dinner as someone else has rightly commented.

She would be far better off getting rid of all the stuff they can’t possibly use or need and that room wouldn’t be anywhere near as cluttered and would be more manageable to tidy herself (🤣🤣🤣like that would ever happen)

I realise as a child she said she didn’t grow up with much, but this is way overcompensating. The kids as we have seen in previous footage have their own iPads and phones and the eldest was even at a party ignoring everyone else sat playing on her phone when everyone else was singing happy birthday.


The kids through no fault of their own have no value for anything. They haven’t been taught to share or that people have to work to get all of those things, instead they’ve been handed to them to basically keep them quiet and make their parents look better for the gram (in their parents eyes).

Rochelle and Marvin really need to learn less is more, that the kids don’t need anything and everything in their lives and certainly don’t need designer gear 24/7 (just look at Blake’s christening photos). The way she especially focuses on labels and brands as if they make her any better than anyone else is repulsive.

The clothes are mostly clothes made in sweatshops for peanuts and sold to people like her at an extortionate price. All she sees however is that its ‘designer’ and her buying it makes her better (in her eyes) than anyone else.

What a sad life to lead.
I wonder how her mum feels about this?
I’m sure she must be proud of the life she’s managed to give her own kids but I’ve seen Rochelle say she saw her mum work 2 jobs to feed her and her sister on her own.
If that was me I’d be disappointed in how braggy and materialistic my child had become
 
The carefully positioned photos of designer clothes, bags shoes (who cares what it is tbh) and her friggin manicured hand is soooo cringe. What’s that saying money talks but wealth whispers. Yes she has money but so do a lot of people, she just collects stuff to inadvertently show off!! Children don’t need to know about designer labels at such an early age, I always think it looks kinda tacky when they do wear them. There are so many good non designer children’s clothing ranges out there too. Rochelle gives off ‘Danielle’s Westbrook wearing all Burberry at one time’ vibes lol 😆
 
The thing is, I’m a few years older than Rochelle and from a similar back ground financially - but then nobody grew up with that much, sure some people had more than others but nobody had stuff to the excess like we have now mainly cos it wasn’t all available and kids were kids who played outside more. I actually hate how material the world has become and all these influencers spouting about inner happiness & self worth, but the next minute posting the Rolex on their wrists while sipping a champagne on a hatch in Dubai… it would be nice if some of them actually were genuine and cared about real stuff like sustainability and the fact countries like Dubai operate on slavery.
Sorry… I am not being a mood hoover but I just hate the whole fake insta culture!
I completely agree and have similar feelings on everything you’ve said

I wonder how her mum feels about this?
I’m sure she must be proud of the life she’s managed to give her own kids but I’ve seen Rochelle say she saw her mum work 2 jobs to feed her and her sister on her own.
If that was me I’d be disappointed in how braggy and materialistic my child had become
I would also be disappointed to see if I had worked 2 jobs and tried to bring up my daughter to know the value of things etc and then 20 years later she’s parading on social media showing off her labels at every opportunity.

I’d be so proud of my daughter following her passions and falling in her feet, but I would be so embarrassed by her, especially at things like the christening with what she dresses the kids in, or at the over the top birthday parties and how much she lies about being a big boss mama etc

The nail shots again. And them trainers are hideous!
The nails and a brag in the background as always. Repulsive.
All look at me I’ve wasted more money on yet another pair of shoes.

The carefully positioned photos of designer clothes, bags shoes (who cares what it is tbh) and her friggin manicured hand is soooo cringe. What’s that saying money talks but wealth whispers. Yes she has money but so do a lot of people, she just collects stuff to inadvertently show off!! Children don’t need to know about designer labels at such an early age, I always think it looks kinda tacky when they do wear them. There are so many good non designer children’s clothing ranges out there too. Rochelle gives off ‘Danielle’s Westbrook wearing all Burberry at one time’ vibes lol 😆
Very tacky.

She has wealth but no class at all. She has fallen into money and it’s very obvious.

You will find a lot of actual wealthy people who were born into wealth (or aren’t phased by their wealth) won’t actually wear designer clothes that clearly show they are designer clothes. If their branding is labelled all over the outfit or a certain pattern is a trademark of their outfit they will stay away from said products as to them they are “tacky”

I work with a lot of wealthy clients and I would say at least 95% of them have this mindset.

I have never looked at someone (using Danielle Westbrook as an example as above) head to toe in branded designer gear and thought “ooohhh they are wealthy”
I have however stood next to several wealthy clients and they oooze class and wealth from every pore, but it’s not because of their designer clothing. It’s the way they conduct themselves, the way they don’t boast and aren’t in your face with their wealth. Their clothes are tailored to fit and they look classy but not trashy.

To be honest though many of my clients wouldn’t be seen dead on Instagram either. True class isn’t about bragging about your wealth and showing your wealth off at every opportunity.
 
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This is what I mean about tailoring…….
This outfit is too large in the chest area, too long in the arm length, too tight on the midriff.
The length of the trousers is absolutely ridiculous. Swamps her so much that it has completely hidden any shoes she is wearing and all of her feet.

She really badly needs a tailor.

Also it’s giving me a mix of karate suit and doctors jacket vibes!

Sack the stylist!!!!!
 

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And just like that, the playroom is being used by Blake! How predictable!

Also noticed he’s showing no signs of walking yet.
All babies are different, but he doesn’t seem to be encouraged at all by his parents, or given time to practice.
He’s either stuck in a playpen, stuck in a high chair, stuck in a pushchair or in the bath.

I realise we only see a snippet of his day and there may be other issues as to why he doesn’t walk yet (or maybe he can and they’ve just not shown it).

Just find it strange she’s a “boss mama” but never actually shows her kids and her playing as such or trying to encourage them to meet milestones or learn new things.

Just seems like it’s all left for nursery to do as “that’s what they do” (in her opinion).

Have a lovely day everyone. It’s time for (real) work now! 🤣
 
And just like that, the playroom is being used by Blake! How predictable!

Also noticed he’s showing no signs of walking yet.
All babies are different, but he doesn’t seem to be encouraged at all by his parents, or given time to practice.
He’s either stuck in a playpen, stuck in a high chair, stuck in a pushchair or in the bath.

I realise we only see a snippet of his day and there may be other issues as to why he doesn’t walk yet (or maybe he can and they’ve just not shown it).

Just find it strange she’s a “boss mama” but never actually shows her kids and her playing as such or trying to encourage them to meet milestones or learn new things.

Just seems like it’s all left for nursery to do as “that’s what they do” (in her opinion).

Have a lovely day everyone. It’s time for (real) work now! 🤣
Don't forget to photograph your thumbs, boss babe! 👍
 
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