Rich Abandon Ship #2 Businesses are all dead and Betty lives in the ottoman at the end of the bed

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Funny that the ‘new client’ is his friend Pip Jolly.
That vomiting logo is grim! 😂

Instead of him blathering on that ‘there’s nothing in e-commerce I haven’t done’ and ‘there’s nothing about Adobe I don’t know’ (both in the same short post lmao) he needs to realise he actually knows very little compared to others going for the same roles who have art degrees, and who have worked their way up in the corporate environment he wants to enter. Hiring managers don’t hire people who claim to know everything and done it all. It reeks of bullshit for a start but someone with that mentality would be impossible to work with and would struggle to see opportunities to develop.

He might have once been ‘someone’ in the aging emo t-shirt world, but in the corporate world, he is nobody.
 
So many previous “collaborations” - someone paid you to do something and duck all to show for it. If he was so outstanding he would get recommended to others but the only work he’s done is stick a pen up his arse to do some shite murals and rob hard working bar staff of some pension money. Bet Amanda is getting pissed he doesn’t have his own funds to spunk on pointless non profit projects. Did anyone find out what happened to the Glasgow flat? I’d love to egg it.
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Lazarus said:
I can’t bleeping stand her either. She looks and talks like she’s got half a pound of raw chicken in her mouth and her husband gives me the absolute willies 🤮
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Pip the most Tory name on earth tells me all I need to know.
 
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Beans4bananas said:
Bet Amanda is getting pissed he doesn’t have his own funds to spunk on pointless non profit projects.
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Not to mention all that day drinking.

femmegirly said:
he actually knows very little compared to others going for the same roles who have art degrees, and who have worked their way up in the corporate environment he wants to enter.
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If you worked you way up and this wollop was hired into your team or as a consultant alongside or whatever you'd be livid. You'd havetae get your coat. Imagine you're at your desk and he turns up in his dog hair covered coat and lispin hello over his grills with his eyebrows having a fit 🤨, and starts talking about how cool liquid death is (notice how he puts it in all his pics lately subtly tryna associate himself with it) then he just bleeping draws Bart Simpson on a whiteboard or something and asks if he can have the details to access the company pension pot 😆

All that self promo shite and two days ago he was boasting about having forgotten to do his self assessment tax return. Lazy bastard probably didnae earn enough for HMRC to chase him!
 
bosshog89 said:
Behaves like he's a celebrity announcing an appearance. Really it just sounds like a hipster car boot sale!
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He is a celebrity! He’s even got a secret second personal account that’s set to private for just his IRL friends and not the plebs who paid his mortgage. He’s like Colleen Rooney!
 

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Jade Mitzi said:
Is he actually challenged in some way? He thinks he invented anti Christmas marketing 🤪

legend in his own Instagram feed

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Proper credible businesses don’t want the police at the door, or to upset/offend the general public. Most businesses aren’t run by edgelords. Why doesn’t he realise this?

Also just realised this ‘campaign’ was 6 friggin years ago! Employers want to see your most recent work. But he’s not got anything recent to show other than murals (that all look the same) and a logo for his friend.
 
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bosshog89 said:
"I don't think these were used" 😂😂 cos they're shite pal
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What the duck is that? How is he not embarrassed? 😳 It doesn’t fit with the brand at all.

I wondered why he didn’t tag @markup.io on that post, so I found their insta account to look at the content he made for them. There’s 5 or 6 football related posts (whhyyy?) with the highest engagement being a whopping 10 likes on a post for an account that has 12.6k followers. The campaign didn’t work. It failed. I’m interested to see how he spins that in interviews. I can see why he wasn’t kept on after his 6month contract came to an end. Mortifying!
 

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10 likes = “significant engagement” apparently.
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As well as “opportunity to mentor the creative lead” ie I pretended I was tit hot until it was obvious I wasn’t tit hot.
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“Having closed my business the previous year and relocated” ie I did a midnight flit on the business out of nowhere and ripped various people off so have to flee the country.
 
“It’s all about the vibe” - I’d forgotten about that 🤣 Reeked of what boomers think young people say to each other [insert how do you do fellow kids? meme here]

And in his portfolio he said that the stupid cheeseburger video resonated with audiences but he just said on insta that it was never used. Which is it?

He also says elsewhere that ASA was turning over £1.5million. Companies House says otherwise. Doesn’t he realise that employers will fact check this nonsense?
 

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