MustardCactus
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The layout of that book is awful. He needs to employ a graphic designer who actually knows what they are doing! You can’t be charging £££ for a book with dogshit typesetting inside.
Rich Abandon Ship #2 Businesses are all dead and Betty lives in the ottoman at the end of the bed
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Prisonmike
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I think my favourite memory is when we travelled from another country to Dundee to visit the shop and bar only to be met by a very hungover Richie in the shop, who after we bought aload of clothes off him and told him we were there to visit his bar, advised us to go elsewhere. We did go to the bar later (as we didn't know where else to go) he then not only ignored us when he saw us again, but spent the night shouting over us and ordering rounds of free drinks for him and his mates while we got ignored by all the barmen.....mmmhhh memories.....Hope you've all been sharing your memories
MustardCactus
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Please submit this
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He’s actually insufferable. It’s like he just wakes up in the morning and decides that overnight he can be an author, the following day a graphic designer, the next a book publisher and a party planner like duck off mate. I wonder when he actually started writing this amazing memoir, with the way he’s trying to fire it out in a matter of weeks is quite embarrassing actually. It’s giving money-grab. But then again, that is his whole vibe isn’t it.
like duck off mate. I wonder when he actually started writing this amazing memoir, with the way he’s trying to fire it out in a matter of weeks is quite embarrassing actually. It’s giving money-grab. But then again, that is his whole vibe isn’t it.femmegirly
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The memoir is giving ‘Business Secrets of the Pharos’ by Mark Crorigan.
“They’re print-outs Jeremy”
“They’re print-outs Jeremy”
Vanilla Sorbet
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Rich is exactly what people vision when they think of cringe millennials lmao
Prissypaws
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Why did he tell you NOT to go to his bar? Weirdo
Anti-influencer
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Now he reckons he’s responsible for bars in England selling Tennent’s. Aye mate it’s DEFINITELY because you opened a bar up there that then closed a few months later. Nothing to do with all the Scottish people living and drinking in London 
Jade Mitzi
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Now he reckons he’s responsible for bars in England selling Tennent’s. Aye mate it’s DEFINITELY because you opened a bar up there that then closed a few months later. Nothing to do with all the Scottish people living and drinking in London
does he really believe that shite or is he just trying to convince the eejits following him that think he is some sort of maverick entrepreneur. He is a lying wee grifter.
femmegirly
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You’ve been able to get tenants in London easily for decades!
bosshog89
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Hes so conceited. Of course there's only tennents in London cos he made it cool with his bar that existed in London for the shortest amount of time a blip in that cities recent history. Thinks he's the absolute bollocks. A real trend setter.
As for this I think he is so narcissistic and loves the idea of the ennui and frustration of celebrity. Probably was hungover in the shop cos he lives like an alcoholic, and was all "oh god not another one of my adoring fans, how loathsome! Don't you dare come to my bar! I wish these fans would give me some space, being so famous and loved is really hard!" Then surprise surprise you go there and he's boozing, showing off and whining, the combo of his favourite things to do (Oh and running his business into the ground).
As for this I think he is so narcissistic and loves the idea of the ennui and frustration of celebrity. Probably was hungover in the shop cos he lives like an alcoholic, and was all "oh god not another one of my adoring fans, how loathsome! Don't you dare come to my bar! I wish these fans would give me some space, being so famous and loved is really hard!" Then surprise surprise you go there and he's boozing, showing off and whining, the combo of his favourite things to do (Oh and running his business into the ground).
Prisonmike
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I honestly don't know, and it was beyond awkward, we kept being like "oh well.... we wanted to visit the Abandon Ship bar" and then he'd reccomend somewhere else
Jade Mitzi
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He is comedy gold.What an utter fanny.
IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow
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Not the latex gloves while holding his new book. Man can’t even use proper cotton gloves.
Did he bring out a cook book before? How did I miss that or it must have been another failed attempt that didn’t go far if it’s not still going or rarely spoke about.
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£50 for the book. duck off
Did he bring out a cook book before? How did I miss that or it must have been another failed attempt that didn’t go far if it’s not still going or rarely spoke about.
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£50 for the book. duck off
Jade Mitzi
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He just can’t stop playing a victim. Nothing was his fault, he is a good person. That’s why he had to move hundreds of miles away hoping people wouldn’t know what a shady grifter he is.
bosshog89
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That's just the "special preorder price" and it's £65 signed whaaaaat on earth. And as someone else said the layout is garbage!
Persephone13
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Who is/does he think the market is for this release? I just don't get it at all.
bosshog89
Active member
Must be rattled cos normally he just deletes comments he doesn't like.
I think it's partly about killing time cos he's a jobless borderline alcoholic, part narcissism, part trying to clear his name after all the tit he that happened (which he was definitely a part of). And that's just AS, everything sucks had a scandal about IP theft and so did hard grind/ the barber products he released.