Retro Flame #6 #FreeKaelin

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Peppy23 said:
This outfit is rotten, I was tapping through her stories and thought it was a man at first!
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That outfit is defo not for me but I will give her this. She tries different styles that at least aren't boring. She's (the tiniest bit) less boring than Retro, at least she's not dressed in a beige office outfit a 47 year old would wear to work.... She is the better photographer and editer. She is the better make up artist. She has the long legs Retro edits onto herself. She needs to get the duck away from her snooze-fest sister pronto and do her own thing!
 
Christ. Another crosswalk special.

They must have gotten some other goon to take photos of themselves.

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Flogging perfume on the streets of New Yark. No shame.

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Emilyinparis20 said:
The pictures of their “campaign” are beyond hilarious!! As someone said above, taking themselves so seriously, posing like they are the height of high fashion 😂 the perfume bottle awkwardly held, just about showing the name
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Not sure how she conned Estée Lauder into giving them a gig. Ffs show off the perfume in bright florals in a springtime NYC scene. Not monochrome throwback to Working Girl from the 80’s 🤬
 
Not_another_flogger said:
How have they not got knocked down yet crossing those bloody pedestrian crossings
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im wondering how they havent got mugged with the huge rise in street crime there, wandering around flicking their hair, posing, they wouldnt exactly be paying attention to their surroundings when on a "shoot" and its not as if they have a team of people with them..

Tiggers_news said:
Not sure how she conned Estée Lauder into giving them a gig. Ffs show off the perfume in bright florals in a springtime NYC scene. Not monochrome throwback to Working Girl from the 80’s 🤬
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absolute nail on head there! :)
 
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Tiggers_news said:
Not sure how she conned Estée Lauder into giving them a gig. Ffs show off the perfume in bright florals in a springtime NYC scene. Not monochrome throwback to Working Girl from the 80’s 🤬
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I always find their “campaigns” are so mismatched to what they are promoting! As you say, nothing spring or florals about them or their clothes, you’d have no clue what the perfume is meant to be based off their styling! I really think they believe they are doing something visionary though, like the way they parade around as if they’ve come up with some groundbreaking idea/concept, I have to laugh!
 
Kaelin loves to do an "is that tit I can smell?" face when she is posing. Not the ideal expression/message when advertising perfume tbf.
Those jackets they're wearing in the ad are ridic too: I know feck all about fashion but surely Urka's blazer button should be left open if she's using baler twine a belt to cinch the waist?
 
The 2 of them look like cold hearted miserable witches in that shoot. 1 day years and years ago Retro decided to try a shoot while crossing a pedestrian crossing, she liked what she saw and has not looked back since. She has absolutely zero creativity and imagination. Even her apartment decor is a carbon copy of what her mother uses! Give it up Retro, you are done!
 
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