ResortTV1 #7 I'm having a heart attack; let's go to Epcot!

How much longer will Steph and Josh's marriage last?

  • 1 Day

    Votes: 2 3.8%
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  • 1 Month

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  • 1 Year

    Votes: 13 24.5%
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  • Until the day Liam turns 18

    Votes: 37 69.8%

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All recorded eating is just a way to make videos longer or in the case of streaming just being lazy and showing it instead of having to worry about pointing it elsewhere while eating. Me personally I'd run a trivia contest on screen or something with a bot. A freebie for these losers but they are too lazy to do anything innovative. Just walk around and record Disney IP for commercial purposes.

The whole reason I and many others pull up livestreams is to see the current situation in and around the parks. That's one of the reasons why Josh's screen saver screens yield complaints even if they are walking video, they're not live views.

Trivia is a good idea if done live. Usually a love it or hate it thing, I'm on the hate it side. I have no desire to prove to the world what I know. I suspect many people would tune out if it were bot operated.

A big win in this type category would be the Disney drawings where you guess which character(s) is(are) being drawn before it is completed. Something like that on screen could be fun with a live chat going, but then there are the jerks who have seen it before and blurt out the answer too soon. (I'll give you one guess who was doing this on screen a couple years back ruining the fun for the kids in the room as well as the viewers "Hehehe")
 
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Derp! We got a flat and went to Chicken Guy!
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Saw one of the mods recently comment on how smart Dale is. I highly doubt that. The dude blew out a tire then proceeded to try to fill the tire with air so he could drive it to the tire shop nearby... uhhh... dude... that's like putting air into a popped balloon. He blamed it on the air pump.

Jenna sat in the car that entire time and after the tire is finally fixed and Dale puts it back on proceeds to complain that Dale is too sweaty to be seen with in a restaurant.

At least they go on an actual adventure: to Winter Garden to walk about and find someplace to eat where Jenna is not embarrassed by her husband's appearance.
 
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So Jenna didn’t want to go with Dale to a restaurant because he got sweaty changing a tire in 90 degree weather?

Btw, I’m shocked that they would patronize a business on Winter Park’s Cock Block.*

*Nothing nefarious there, just a local name for a strip of restaurants that all serve chicken.
 
Come on guys - we can't expect Jenna, a literal toddler, to help change a tire, can we? She needs to quit worrying about how sweaty Dale is and just be grateful he changed the tire, since they apparently don't make enough off of her full time job with RTV1 to afford AAA.

And you're exactly right @Love_the_kitz - we tune in to see the parks LIVE, not a recorded video of Tron while Josh rides Tron, or one of his irritating BRB pre-recorded videos. If we wanted to watch a ridethrough, there are much higher quality ones out there.

Also, your suggestions for ways to mix it up got me thinking - has Josh ever done a giveaway, EVER? Not that I want a $10 Cracker Barrel gift card or a water bottle someone got for free on DCL. But at least other streamers/vloggers are giving people something instead of just taking and taking like RTV1.
 
Well it's another Tranquil Tuesday at EPCOT Center tonight. He'll be discussing, in a calm manner, the intricacies of switching from T-Mobile to AT&T in one part of The Land to maximize stream quality. In a soft voice, you might hear about some sponsors, and don't forget to like and subscribe. Maybe, you'll see a brb screen that has some relaxing Epcot background music with a serene picture of the sun going down over the glass pyramids of the Imagination pavilion.
Join Josh as he eats a cookie and Coke filled with sugar at around 8PM.
 
The whole reason I and many others pull up livestreams is to see the current situation in and around the parks. That's one of the reasons why Josh's screen saver screens yield complaints even if they are walking video, they're not live views.

Trivia is a good idea if done live. Usually a love it or hate it thing, I'm on the hate it side. I have no desire to prove to the world what I know. I suspect many people would tune out if it were bot operated.

A big win in this type category would be the Disney drawings where you guess which character(s) is(are) being drawn before it is completed. Something like that on screen could be fun with a live chat going, but then there are the jerks who have seen it before and blurt out the answer too soon. (I'll give you one guess who was doing this on screen a couple years back ruining the fun for the kids in the room as well as the viewers "Hehehe")
Sounds like people are demanding a lot from some people just walking around theme parks with cellphones and gimbals. Even most live TV broadcasts except soccer have commercial breaks.

I still think Disney should do their own streaming offering it exclusively on Disney+ and ban anybody else from streaming. Streamers could go underground somehow and make themselves harder to catch but I think their revenue would dry up and they'd just stop streaming.
 
Well it's another Tranquil Tuesday at EPCOT Center tonight. He'll be discussing, in a calm manner, the intricacies of switching from T-Mobile to AT&T in one part of The Land to maximize stream quality. In a soft voice, you might hear about some sponsors, and don't forget to like and subscribe. Maybe, you'll see a brb screen that has some relaxing Epcot background music with a serene picture of the sun going down over the glass pyramids of the Imagination pavilion.
Join Josh as he eats a cookie and Coke filled with sugar at around 8PM.

Tranquil Tuesday - until a guest or cast member ticks him off and he loses his mind. But it’s all good.
 
I watched that Jenna and Dale adventure. You know, it could have been a great vlog. It's entertaining to wach someone maneuver themselves out of a break down. It could have been comical. I saw Dale post about this on his Instagram over the weekend and I thought they would show much more of what happened. Jenna must have been so pissed about her ruined adventures. Start filming yourself when you suspect there is a problem. Show Dale trying to figure out what is going wrong. Or I don't know, maybe get your butt out of the car for 2 seconds? I could not believe she was filming him from inside the car. I guess she was putting all of her energy into trying not to sweat. What a missed opportunity for some roadside fun. Oh well.
 
I watched that Jenna and Dale adventure. You know, it could have been a great vlog. It's entertaining to wach someone maneuver themselves out of a break down. It could have been comical. I saw Dale post about this on his Instagram over the weekend and I thought they would show much more of what happened. Jenna must have been so pissed about her ruined adventures. Start filming yourself when you suspect there is a problem. Show Dale trying to figure out what is going wrong. Or I don't know, maybe get your butt out of the car for 2 seconds? I could not believe she was filming him from inside the car. I guess she was putting all of her energy into trying not to sweat. What a missed opportunity for some roadside fun. Oh well.
Tire check?! You ok Tire? You ok?
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What is wrong with the views on the channel? Josh is pushing hard for people to go watch other videos he's put out. I've grown accustomed to his usual beg for pity views on his tech channel, but he's pushing hard for more views on RTV1 too. With every other breath he's equating something someone has written or he's thinking to an old video "go watch... go watch... go watch" it's a sad song.
 
What is wrong with the views on the channel? Josh is pushing hard for people to go watch other videos he's put out. I've grown accustomed to his usual beg for pity views on his tech channel, but he's pushing hard for more views on RTV1 too. With every other breath he's equating something someone has written or he's thinking to an old video "go watch... go watch... go watch" it's a sad song.
What he really needs is more 4 hour long pointless wandering videos. Maybe yet another stagger around every single hotel at either end of the Skyliner, or 5 more Monorail loops. The more battery changes, dropped signals, lags, and "Be Right Back's", the better. It's that kind of original, riveting content that rakes in the watches, subs, and likes.
 
What is wrong with the views on the channel? Josh is pushing hard for people to go watch other videos he's put out. I've grown accustomed to his usual beg for pity views on his tech channel, but he's pushing hard for more views on RTV1 too. With every other breath he's equating something someone has written or he's thinking to an old video "go watch... go watch... go watch" it's a sad song.
I love that his latest tech video doesn't even have 1k views on it. You're just not that interesting, Josh. People are watching for Disney. As for RTV1 vlogs, they are boring as all get up. People are only into your live streams so stop trying to go viral with your vlogs.
 
I watched that Jenna and Dale adventure. You know, it could have been a great vlog. It's entertaining to wach someone maneuver themselves out of a break down. It could have been comical. I saw Dale post about this on his Instagram over the weekend and I thought they would show much more of what happened. Jenna must have been so pissed about her ruined adventures. Start filming yourself when you suspect there is a problem. Show Dale trying to figure out what is going wrong. Or I don't know, maybe get your butt out of the car for 2 seconds? I could not believe she was filming him from inside the car. I guess she was putting all of her energy into trying not to sweat. What a missed opportunity for some roadside fun. Oh well.
Really, they should rename their entire channel "Missed Opportunities." The flat tire was the closest they've come to an actual adventure, and they blew it (no pun intended). Going somewhere other than Target and Starbucks for a change, but plans got derailed by a flat tire, so you end up at... Chicken Guy? A restaurant you could literally go to at Disney Springs? To eat (what else?) chickie nuggies??? And then when the food arrives, you don't even review it. You just say "I got nuggies and Dale got a sandwich," then cut to "we're home now." JFC. Jenna couldn't edit together a coherent story if Stitchy's life depended on it.
I love that his latest tech video doesn't even have 1k views on it. You're just not that interesting, Josh. People are watching for Disney. As for RTV1 vlogs, they are boring as all get up. People are only into your live streams so stop trying to go viral with your vlogs.
These streamers and vloggers thinking that subscribers and views on their Disney content is going to carry over to their lifestyle channels just shows how out of control their egos are. You. Are. Not. That. Interesting. And that's not (entirely) just me saying that you're boring. I'm fully aware that no one wants to watch me shopping at Target or enjoying my hobbies. The difference is you don't see me livestreaming myself watching Disney livestreams or reading tattle.life and trying to monetize it.
 
Jenna can’t edit a video but still leaves in the part when she’s teasing Dale about changing the car tire in 90 degree (plus humidity) weather. I thought I detect a little death stare from him as she sat her ass in air conditioning luxury.

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I think most of us would get out and “help” our spouse, even if it’s to hold a bolt thingy or something. Instead Princess Jenna sits in the car and then complains how sweaty he was after changing the tire.

Honestly, she be thankful that he noticed a problem, pulled off the road, and attempted to fix it. They could have been killed with a tire blowout on I-4. That’s the last place you want to have this happen. So if Dale wanted to still go to dinner, you take him out.

But no, plans are ruined and everyone gets a chicken nuggie as a consolation prize.
 
Jenna can’t edit a video but still leaves in the part when she’s teasing Dale about changing the car tire in 90 degree (plus humidity) weather. I thought I detect a little death stare from him as she sat her ass in air conditioning luxury.

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I think most of us would get out and “help” our spouse, even if it’s to hold a bolt thingy or something. Instead Princess Jenna sits in the car and then complains how sweaty he was after changing the tire.

Honestly, she be thankful that he noticed a problem, pulled off the road, and attempted to fix it. They could have been killed with a tire blowout on I-4. That’s the last place you want to have this happen. So if Dale wanted to still go to dinner, you take him out.

But no, plans are ruined and everyone gets a chicken nuggie as a consolation prize.
Exactly. What she did was what most 17 year old girls who were treated as princesses would do, and then she mocked him during and after.

FYI - In many states it is illegal to change a tire with a person in the car, it can slip off the jack and cause serious injury to the person changing the tire. I know that doesn't stop us from doing it, just saying there's a very good reason other than to help or watch why she should have stepped out.

I recall being about 12 and my dad changing a tire on a busy interstate as we were off camping. We all headed off toward the tree line to be away from traffic. Got back into the car with a large dog with long black hair covered in black ticks. I learned how to de-tick a dog and "flick the buggers" out a window that day. Fun times.
 
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Jenna can’t edit a video but still leaves in the part when she’s teasing Dale about changing the car tire in 90 degree (plus humidity) weather. I thought I detect a little death stare from him as she sat her ass in air conditioning luxury.

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I think most of us would get out and “help” our spouse, even if it’s to hold a bolt thingy or something. Instead Princess Jenna sits in the car and then complains how sweaty he was after changing the tire.

Honestly, she be thankful that he noticed a problem, pulled off the road, and attempted to fix it. They could have been killed with a tire blowout on I-4. That’s the last place you want to have this happen. So if Dale wanted to still go to dinner, you take him out.

But no, plans are ruined and everyone gets a chicken nuggie as a consolation prize.

not to mention i caught her reflection in a store window and she was wearing her same old ratty tank top and park shorts. not like she was dressed up to go some place fancy. a couple minutes in the car with the air on would’ve dried dales shirt. knowing jenna she checked out the restaurant menu and they had nary a nuggie so she wanted out. discerning palate and all that.
 
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