Rebeccaloves__#57 Carrie Grabshaw and the 12 days of griftmas

[IndominusRex]

The only time I’ve felt so ill I’ve considered calling an ambulance was with a burst cyst and there’s no change I could have either slept or walked.

 

[Skiba]

She probably just needed a poo.

 

[Duchesspink]

All those kindly gifted vitamins and she's the most sickly instahun out there. Probably succumbed to the build up of dirt in her kitchen or maybe it's the mould spores making her ill from her living room.

 

[RosiePosy]

And she’s posted a story on instagram especially to let her followers know, absolutely pathetic, called a golf cart

Didn't just say she got help, it was made even more dramatic by needing a golf cart. Imagine if they had only had a wheelbarrow available.

 

[Bhall]

'Accidental' pregnancy again?

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Wanted to go to the hospital as she thought she was dying but managed to walk the light trail make it make sense
Also "collapsed on a bench"basically she needed a sit down, a big difference between actually collapsing and sitting on a bench

 

[Meringue22]

Wanted to go to the hospital as she thought she was dying but managed to walk the light trail make it make sense
Also "collapsed on a bench"basically she needed a sit down, a big difference between actually collapsing and sitting on a bench

She sat down 10 times more dramatically than you would lady. That means she collapsed

 

[mrspetite1234]

What in the hell-bollockery is she talking about?!? Genuinely dying but cracked on with the light show, total numb nuts

 

[Unbelievable]

Didn't we have this kind of drama at the start of the year??

She really is a massive attention seeking

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

So she didn't even bother to see a real doctor or go to a GP or A&E?

Worst she's ever felt, shaking, thought she was dying, emergency golf cart ride to her car. But has no interest now in figuring out what was wrong (presumably in case it scuppers Wednesdays holiday plans

I wonder has she been severely restricting her food? The shaking and rapid recovery could be starving herself and then finally eating due to thinking she was literally dying. And with a holiday coming up she'll want her back extra boney.

 

[nettleteareader]

So she's wasted the valuable time of a paramedic because Dr Benpeeado said he'd never seen her looking so ill!! Then carried on with her plans for walking the light trail. She's a selfish twit, she needs a professional to see what's going on inside her head, locate her missing brain cell

 

[Ridandroo]

Ahh… i wonder if this coincides with her parents going away? Attempt to make them feel guilty for leaving?

 

[Katiewhy]

She doesn't need to see a real doctor, silly!
She has Dr. Ben pecked- He knows 10 x more than any real doctor!

 

[TheRuralJuror]

I hope she passes it on to Ben at least, as she had no qualms walking the Wimpole lights and passing her disgusting vomit breath germs on crowds of the unsuspecting public and NT volunteers right before Christmas Day. Absolutely selfish twattery right there.

 

[FriYAY]

Sounds like she probably had a migraine?

She's so weird. Why post such vague details of what she's likened to the WORST pain ever (10 x sicker than you lady) and see a paramedic but now she's home and all better....
For the record, I suffer from migraines and had one not so long ago. Totally debilitating, 2 full days in bed not being to open my eyes, hold down even a sip of water (so no point taking any kind of pain). But I know the drill and it does eventually pass, so while the pain is bad, I know I have to just go through the process and rest until it passes. I'm not saying she had a migraine, but she's such a drama llama, heaven help her is she actually does get properly sick at some point. I don't think feeling you need to go to hospital but deciding to carry on to a second destination whilst throwing up makes any sense. You would just go home, right? And auld Dr BP was even worried, but still they carried on? There's a whiff of psychosomatic symptoms going on here...

 

[Sw4]

I'm a bit confused about the paramedic, did they actually call an ambulance or did there just happen to be a paramedic strolling around?

 

[Meringue22]

I'm a bit confused about the paramedic, did they actually call an ambulance or did there just happen to be a paramedic strolling around?

I wondered that too

 

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

I'm a bit confused about the paramedic, did they actually call an ambulance or did there just happen to be a paramedic strolling around?

I think she means first aider!

 

[FlowersintheRain]

I’m relieved to hear that the kiddos weren’t traumatised by mamas vomiting, bench collapse, golf buggy ride and near death experience, and that they were still able to LOVE the light trail.

 

[carriebooboo]

I’m relieved to hear that the kiddos weren’t traumatised by mamas vomiting, bench collapse, golf buggy ride and near death experience, and that they were still able to LOVE the light trail.

She comes across as practically bipolar in her posts, so they are probably used to her extreme highs and lows.

 

[Justine]

I just can’t get over the fact that she was supposedly the worst she’s ever been and the worst Dr Ben ever seen her, wanted to go to hospital but then just proceeded to have a nap in her car and still go ahead with the light trail booking. At no point did they think ok that’s a sign, let’s wrap it up and let’s get you to bed to rest instead of pushing and potentially spreading germs around.
What a couple of absolute nutters.