OMG - the luggage!! That is absolutely obscene. Which airline allows that amount of hand luggage? Not one I’ve ever flown on - how do they get away with it? Just book a case and make your life infinitely easier you tight arse!
Don’t get me started on the double buggy! Freya is in year one of school FFS. She absolutely does not need to be in a buggy. If she can’t walk the number of steps you want her to then you need to adapt your holiday, not stunt her development by strapping a school age, able bodied child in to a pushchair. She is so ridiculously selfish.
She thinks is being such a wonderful worldly parent, travelling with her children and showing them the world but it will just be the same tit in a different city. Empty playgrounds, pastries and other people’s front door step all dressed in (accidentally) matching leopard print, with a photos of recreated scenes of previous visits to the same places because “tradition.”
If they’re lucky they may visit the American Natural History Museum but only for Raffy because he’s a boy and therefore allowed to like dinosaurs.
I cannot think of much worse than being stuck on a plane with this performative child parent and her Sherpa husband.