Rebecca Lamb Hobson #182 No elf on the shelf but a dildo advent calendar for herself

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Clean them then you scruff 😳 I've never got my 6 year old white, because hello, kids don't keep their shoes clean?? She's so stupid. The closest he's got to white are panda dunks
Maybe I’m doing it wrong but I’ve never expected my children to clean their own shoes. Yes they’ve sometimes given them a wipe before coming into the house if they’ve ended up particularly dirty, but if I have ever thought their trainers needed cleaning I would brush off any excess dirt and then put them in an old pillowcase in the washing machine. M
 
Maybe I’m doing it wrong but I’ve never expected my children to clean their own shoes. Yes they’ve sometimes given them a wipe before coming into the house if they’ve ended up particularly dirty, but if I have ever thought their trainers needed cleaning I would brush off any excess dirt and then put them in an old pillowcase in the washing machine. M

Those white hi-tops the boys have/had, Steve wears the same too... Why can't he show the Boys how to clean them, I bet he does his own. If they still won't clean them, we'll if she won't clean they have to stay dirty. Lessons need to be learned.

I've never heard a Mum say this before - it's what Mums do - it's just another job added to the list. You just do it!! But no Rebecca doesn't want to, so she's buying dark coloured trainers instead - and they won't get dirty too? 😂🤣... Such an idiot.

Those new brown boots - why not buy them some proper outdoor/walking boots - they don't need to have expensive ones, but something better than these fashion ones. Something to at least support the foot.
 
Sorry what’s wrong with sticking your kids trainers in the wash? Low heat gentle setting, leave them to air dry their good as new 🤷‍♀️ and if they’re only a bit muddy or marked just a simple bloody wet wipe will do! Why make such a big deal out of it? They’re kids they’re going to get their stuff messy. Honestly it’s like she wants them all to sit still make no noise, no mess, keep pristine and not bother her. Its weird, why have kids if you can’t handle them being actual kids?
 
Sorry what’s wrong with sticking your kids trainers in the wash? Low heat gentle setting, leave them to air dry their good as new 🤷‍♀️ and if they’re only a bit muddy or marked just a simple bloody wet wipe will do! Why make such a big deal out of it? They’re kids they’re going to get their stuff messy. Honestly it’s like she wants them all to sit still make no noise, no mess, keep pristine and not bother her. Its weird, why have kids if you can’t handle them being actual kids?
The audacity of her wanting those kids to stay clean when she showers so infrequently it becomes a note of discussion on here 🤣🤣
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Sorry what’s wrong with sticking your kids trainers in the wash? Low heat gentle setting, leave them to air dry their good as new 🤷‍♀️ and if they’re only a bit muddy or marked just a simple bloody wet wipe will do! Why make such a big deal out of it? They’re kids they’re going to get their stuff messy. Honestly it’s like she wants them all to sit still make no noise, no mess, keep pristine and not bother her. Its weird, why have kids if you can’t handle them being actual kids?
Exactly! Washing machine does wonders but honestly, wet wipes are a godsend for a quick clean if there’s just a few grubby marks on them.

But also it struck me that she has bought trainers that ‘look like adidas’. Why not just buy adidas if that’s something that is important to you? They’re not mega money anymore, especially children’s ones. And wouldn’t a 7 and a 10 year old boy need more than one pair? Most children will have at least two pairs of trainers/decent shoes. It’s always good to have a scruffy pair that they can play out with when they’re with friends and then something a bit tidier for occasions.

My mistake, those boys have no friends to play out with and they don’t go anywhere special, so I guess it doesn’t matter what they have on their feet 🙄 although I think some well fitted shoes are a must 😡
 
Sorry what’s wrong with sticking your kids trainers in the wash? Low heat gentle setting, leave them to air dry their good as new 🤷‍♀️ and if they’re only a bit muddy or marked just a simple bloody wet wipe will do! Why make such a big deal out of it? They’re kids they’re going to get their stuff messy. Honestly it’s like she wants them all to sit still make no noise, no mess, keep pristine and not bother her. Its weird, why have kids if you can’t handle them being actual kids?

2 minutes stood putting trainers in the washing machine or 5 minutes with a wet wipe is 5 minutes too many taken away from bogs precious day of magic mirror time in her 4 day old keks and filming herself asking the chaser "huzzzeee a prittterrhhh gurleeehhh" so the big fat selfish slob CBA 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
I feel so sad for Alfie especially - he must see what school mates are wearing, Woody knows what's what - he doesn't want to be wearing what she tells him - Alfie I expect knows better, to just accept and go along with things.

Why can't Both boys have some individuality - you never see her taking them shopping - always clothing in these bloody hauls. Alfie and Woody should be going to the High Street chains and picking out what they'd like. Not going to happen is it 😢😔
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Mine never looks like this 😳.... As for that Bichoff on top 😳.... A bowl of healthy and than a good dollop of sugar. Makes no sense.
 

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I feel so sad for Alfie especially - he must see what school mates are wearing, Woody knows what's what - he doesn't want to be wearing what she tells him - Alfie I expect knows better, to just accept and go along with things.

Why can't Both boys have some individuality - you never see her taking them shopping - always clothing in these bloody hauls. Alfie and Woody should be going to the High Street chains and picking out what they'd like. Not going to happen is it 😢😔
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Mine never looks like this 😳.... As for that Bichoff on top 😳.... A bowl of healthy and than a good dollop of sugar. Makes no sense.
Are those oats dry?
 
wtf is this she’s brought Roma for Christmas! It’s horrific
The term 'age appropriate' means nothing to her, and it never has.

Giving her children good quality toys that are safe and suitable for their stage of development is totally lost on her because she's never, ever took the time to research the importance of it.

Roma is two, the amount of beautiful soft dolls out there for example Dinkum dolls that are made for under 5's with lovely role play accessories for small hands

Then there's Mini land baby dolls that are more traditional but a great quality and in a variety of sizes and nationalities

There's Maileg mice for really good quality small world type play

The amount he spends on himself and his 'hobbies'...... thousands

The amount she spends on all her treatments ...... hundreds

And the children get the cheapest stuff they can possibly find that isn't even suitable or safe for them 99% of the time.

I don't know how she dare brag .
 
The term 'age appropriate' means nothing to her, and it never has.

Giving her children good quality toys that are safe and suitable for their stage of development is totally lost on her because she's never, ever took the time to research the importance of it.

Roma is two, the amount of beautiful soft dolls out there for example Dinkum dolls that are made for under 5's with lovely role play accessories for small hands

Then there's Mini land baby dolls that are more traditional but a great quality and in a variety of sizes and nationalities

There's Maileg mice for really good quality small world type play

The amount he spends on himself and his 'hobbies'...... thousands

The amount she spends on all her treatments ...... hundreds

And the children get the cheapest stuff they can possibly find that isn't even suitable or safe for them 99% of the time.

I don't know how she dare brag .
We are going to get a “ you do have nice dollies don't you Roma ?” rant soon aren’t we 😂😂😂😂
 
She will hate that someone's commented that & she can't delete it! 😆
Since when has she shopped in Lidl?
Always aldeh asdah or tescooooh
Fake as duck she is.
Surely lidl should of done their homework before letting her do an ad, knowing she dosent even shop there!
 

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She will hate that someone's commented that & she can't delete it! 😆
Since when has she shopped in Lidl?
Always aldeh asdah or tescooooh
Fake as duck she is.
Surely lidl should of done their homework before letting her do an ad, knowing she dosent even shop there!
I bet her management have to pre warn the brands what's to come before they work with her .....

Them -
Right so just to say that when working with Rebecca your comments section will be heavily trolled that's totally normal and just ignore.

Brand -
Sorry what ?

Them-
Yeah so your number of complaints and reports on the ads featuring Rebecca will be incredibly high but don't be out off

Brand -
Complaints about what exactly ?

Them -
Well the list is quite extensive now but trolls may say that she advertises sex toys, post semi nude content for her fetish fan base on her family channel, has no safe guards in place for her children, struggles to keep her cats alive resulting in shooting, death and loss, films everything from behind in a sexualised manner while her husbands looks on .......

Brand -
Errm right and that all lies from trolls

Them -
Well No it's all true, but just give her one job and see if you can cope, Fanks.
 
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