Rebecca Lamb Hobson #182 No elf on the shelf but a dildo advent calendar for herself

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Grim! 😬

This would drive me nuts - Meldrum does the same, how they can leave the nails like this. Just remove the bloody varnish, you drip! Not difficult - you don't need a nail tech to do it. Mingling.

Shows just how "cheap" she really is - unless she can get them done for free, they have to be left.

She is just Filthy yuk!
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I see her glorious fluffy bag has made an appearance for her trip to York 🤣
Can SMELL IT FROM HERE🤭
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Her usual pervs on her latest boretube!

Ha Ha thats all the comments she ever gets now!
HER YT is......A tit SHOW
Out shopping i wonder how quickly they will be deleted😁
 
How boring and predictable.

She's came on and had a read of us first of all pissing ourselves at her saying her boohoo sweatshop rags are "emerrrrzen quality", and then saying we only have to look at the places she stays on her hollyderrrrzzz to know she's not got the faintest idea when it comes to "quality".

It must have been a double sting yesterday when her ex boss Big Steph basically agreed with us about the boohoo clothes so then what do ya know Heeeeerrrrees Beggy this morning desperately trying to convince us she does go on holiday to 'classy places' like Canada.

She said it once before in the lockdowns, that she was just going to "get on a plane and go" to Cuba 😂 this is when she was at the height of "I earn your annual salary in a month" lie and we all said if she earns 40k why are all her holidays to Parque la Paz in Tenerife during the school terms 😂😂

4 years have passed now and she's never been to Cuba, same will happen with Canada. Pathetic 😭
 
Grim! 😬

This would drive me nuts - Meldrum does the same, how they can leave the nails like this. Just remove the bloody varnish, you drip! Not difficult - you don't need a nail tech to do it. Mingling.

Shows just how "cheap" she really is - unless she can get them done for free, they have to be left.
Not to defend her but it’s probably gel so she would need remover and the tools ( and brains) to be able to do it, she too much of a cheapskate to get them done every three weeks!
 
The way she was talking to Alfie, and then Woody pretty much ignoring her, so she shouts his name 🙄☹... You only need see Alfie's face and he is bored rigid by her.

Steve walking about in the kitchen, thinking "I wish she would shut her gob"

Talking about London likes it's another planet!! Take them for a weekend you silly witch - research it, plan it, even do it as cheaply as you can - provide a bit inspiration to your flowers 😂🤣... I know, inspiration and Rebecca don't go hand in hand, but we can hope.

The Boys would love the tube, the water taxis, the London Eye - stay in a Premier Inn, buy a family oyster card. Both of them are 💩... School break coming up - 2 nights away on what they earn 😂🤣... Yeah right. And she wants Canada - in her dreams.
 

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She said Canada five times! Mind you, all the other words would have been on repeat too ad nauseam. Might warn the Canadian tourist board she's on the beg for a freebie! She's so clueless - it ain't Tenners dumbo, you need to research where you want to go at what time of the year for what reason. Brainless bimbo.
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Feel so sorry for those boys in her vlog. It's like she's almost gloating to them she's been to London and asking if they want to go, 'do you want to go on the London eye, I went when I was little' why have they never been to London?? Telling Alfie that platform 9 and 3/4 is at kings cross, does the boy not even know this?! Although I was howling when beggy told him paddington bear was from London and Alfie starts to say 'actually he's from...' and beggy cut him off. It's Peru, you thick witch. Clearly not taken them to see the new film then.
Remember when she was up the duff with Groma, I'm sure in one of her 'ask myself and answer my own question' Q&A's she said she was taking the boys to London in the summer holidays. That summer there was a heatwave, she had huge swollen cankles and we all LOL'd at her struggling in the heat with her big belly. London didn't happen.
 
Like no evidence of the Elf this morning...that was defo a one off 😂
Did you see the filthy state of her knock off Elf !!

It seriously had been pulled straight back out the bin, it was absolutely hanging and not in a festive way

No way does she have the charm or imagination as a mum to engage those children for 24 days
shes to knackered from scoffing, crying, grifting and shagging her evenings away .
 
Not to defend her but it’s probably gel so she would need remover and the tools ( and brains) to be able to do it, she too much of a cheapskate to get them done every three weeks!

You really don't need much - she could easily enough remove the gel - you can buy acetone and wraps on Amazon. She could teach herself from YT. She probably hopes for a freebie somewhere which makes me 😠.
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I'm naughty and pick my gel off when it starts chipping 🙈

😂😁I can't bear the chipping and the nail bed showing - the acetone and silver wraps on Amazon work well. She's too bloody lazy.
 
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Can anyone scientifically minded explain to me how more or less every day you can eat chips, crumble, mince pies with lashings of double cream, 4 lemon cakes in one sitting, never bother to do any exercise and still maintain a size 10 figure! 🤥😂😂😂😂😂 it must defy the laws of science!
 
Has anyone counted how many "milks".. I want to drown myself in... Milk!!.... The boredom of her talking and repeating 😳🤭

On the nightly shagaton, I wonder if she says "I'm coming, I'm coming" about 20 times.... 😬
 

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