PTWM #209 So full of it, leaking out in the car 💩

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If my ten year old child even knew what half that shite was (never mind demanded it for Christmas) I'd feel like the biggest failure of a mother.

My daughter is only a few years younger and she's asked for a fingerling (some sort of toy monkey looking thing apparently) from santa this year.

The comments are terrifying from parents saying their children have produced similar lists. What's wrong with people...
It’s really concerning. First year of high school, my daughter asked for stuff like colouring pencils and Smiggle stuff and things like that. The image problems these kids are going to have by the time they reach their mid-teens is terrifying. Teenage mental health is at a crisis point right now and by buying their kids stuff like this, parents are ending up feeding into it. 11-12 year olds do not need skincare and make up. She’s meant to be all about mental health support yet she’s going to end up being a huge factor in ruining the mental health of her kids.
 
I always thought that samples for any bodily fluid or swab had to be put in to a specific testing bottle sample, labelled and sealed in a bag for it to then be sent off for testing. I would never rock up to the Drs with a sample if it hadn’t been requested, she’s off her rocker.

As for E’s list, it’s always been extreme in expense, I mean the girl is fully gone isn’t she, proper TikTok chav looking teen. Now it’s just expensive makeup and skin care or clothing brands. I don’t understand how she gets away with the false lashes at school as they look awful. My 13yr old doesn’t bother with them now thank god it was a short lived phase. But her best friend wears them all the time to the point now where she doesn’t like her eyes without them. I dread to think of the damage it does to the real lashes having them attached 24/7.
 
I always thought that samples for any bodily fluid or swab had to be put in to a specific testing bottle sample, labelled and sealed in a bag for it to then be sent off for testing. I would never rock up to the Drs with a sample if it hadn’t been requested, she’s off her rocker.

As for E’s list, it’s always been extreme in expense, I mean the girl is fully gone isn’t she, proper TikTok chav looking teen. Now it’s just expensive makeup and skin care or clothing brands. I don’t understand how she gets away with the false lashes at school as they look awful. My 13yr old doesn’t bother with them now thank god it was a short lived phase. But her best friend wears them all the time to the point now where she doesn’t like her eyes without them. I dread to think of the damage it does to the real lashes having them attached 24/7.
When we had to do samples for that specific doctor's surgery when the cryptosporidium thing was going on, we had to collect a sample pot that already had a label and barcode with names and other details on.
 
I'm sure E is getting worse, oh look you're filming, let me get on there, in fact let's just turn the camera right round so it's only me that's on. Christmas list is actually disgusting and not normal at all, it's like she's trawled websites looking for the most expensive items, and I don't believe Victorias Secret have an age 11 section. Most 11 year old children are just happy to get what they're given, they don't create lists of designer gear and age inappropriate items. Why are all their children so horrible?
 
Are we sure that's from the surgery, or has she just changed Jo's name in her phone and got her to text her?

I'm surprised she did a sample and didn't tell us all about it, with some made up horror story about having to tit in a sandwich bag because she lost the sample pot, and then one of the kids accidentally taking it to school or something

Quoting myself here because I just KNEW there'd be a story attached to giving a sample 🙄 of course she shat in a box and took it to the surgery. I bet they all witch about her as "that mad cow who thinks it's appropriate to stick her samples in any old container when we haven't even asked for it".

Also, she doesn't seem to be looking or acting like she's so ill - a few days before Christmas 2020 my girlfriend was so unwell with D&V that I ended up taking her to hospital and she was admitted overnight as she was severely dehydrated due to not being able to even keep water down. She had the saddest little Christmas dinner that year (half a pig in blanket, a sliver of turkey and one bite of a roast potato) as that was all she could manage. For a good month she could barely eat and had no energy, she just slept all the time as her body was recovering. But old Rashflaps reckons she is more poorly than anyone else has ever been in the history of medicine, yet still managed to put on a wig and duck about as Mrs Claus at the weekend. Piss off with your dramatics, love 🖕

Oh, and how long before the next bout of thrush from antibiotics?
 
When we had to do samples for that specific doctor's surgery when the cryptosporidium thing was going on, we had to collect a sample pot that already had a label and barcode with names and other details on.
Yes, you get given a universal container for your specimen. A white lid for urine and a universal container with a blue lid with a little poop scoop for stool specimens.
They don't want the entire amount of urine you last past or the entire turd you just curled out. They just need a small amount to culture.
So why does dirty bleep Rachel have to be so bleeping disgusting and turn up at the GP surgery with a pot of piss or a tub of shite. The staff do not want to be handling her tit and piss in her own food containers.
And they definitely don't want a specimen of anything handed to them by dirty old cow, Rachel Hambleton, just because she decides she wants her tit tested.
They must despair of her every time she walks through their door.
Absolutely vile.
 
Hasn't she taken a tub of turd before to the doctors and they weren't happy about it? Same as putting T's "blood clot" in a container and froze it? There's duck all wrong with her. If they left after her speech, Josh would have been well over the limit. The lies she spouts are just ridiculous.

She doesn't look that ill, it's just another excuse to be lazy.
 

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Did anyone else think how inappropriate it was for Josh to mimic a gun to the head and then for Rachael to mimic a circling finger by the head for crazy (in separate stories)? Be kind, Rach.
Absolutely inappropriate.
Especially Joyce imitating shooting himself in the head. People actually do that to themselves and to others.
There's nothing funny about it.
Gormless wanker.
As for Rachel with the circling finger, she is absolutely bleeping crazy, so it's that's really bleeping clever too.
 
As she said yesterday she’s been prescribed ‘special’ antibiotics - obviously the (drama) Queen of Devon wouldn’t expect anything less 🙄 Apparently one of the side effects of this antibiotic is diarrhoea so good luck with that bubs 😬 As she likes Josh to be in the toilet when she has a 💩 I can imagine he’s exhausted too, the number of times she’s supposedly going. Imagine if Josh gets it - he’d be shitting in Sainsbury’s so many times they have to declare the toilets an environmental hazard ⚠️
 

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