PTWM #209 So full of it, leaking out in the car 💩

[Seenthelighttorbay]

May have just commented about a certain influencer who 5hinks it's appropriate to take her just 18 year old daughter to a live sex show with her step dad on an article in the daily mail..... it's linked in quite nicely with the story.

 

[BettyCat20]

May have just commented about a certain influencer who 5hinks it's appropriate to take her just 18 year old daughter to a live sex show with her step dad on an article in the daily mail..... it's linked in quite nicely with the story.

Brilliant! What's the article you commented on?

 

[Viewingfromafar]

Ahhh look, Sloshua let wobble write his name on his arm

 

[rainbowhouse]

Sometimes, I feel like I’m a tit mum, that they’re not doing well in school and they don’t get on. Then I watch PTWM.

 

[Eyesopened]

Lula is not an animal lover- no matter how many times they/she says it

 

[Pingu13]

How much is Isaac like his dad? Even more so than Seb now. His looks , his voice. To be fair I haven't seen him properly for a while. Hopefully he doesn't get dragged in to everything and will eventually get in touch with his mum x

 

[Veryangrylady]

How much is Isaac like his dad? Even more so than Seb now. His looks , his voice. To be fair I haven't seen him properly for a while. Hopefully he doesn't get dragged in to everything and will eventually get in touch with his mum x

The way she's ordering Isaac to go to the gym with Lula, she'd never speak to her kids like that

 

[Jemimah]

Lula has got a real whiney voice, I struggle to listen when she's around. Like nails on a blackboard.

 

[The Eskimo]

Ahhh look, Sloshua let wobble write his name on his arm

You have three jobs:
a) Scat-based supermarket deposits.
b) Transparent gravy preparation.
c) Getting the watch in.

You couldn’t even get the watch in. I hope the bollocking you get is severe and proportionate to the heinous offence.

 

[toothytina]

If Santa was a serial killer with bad tattoos and a £5k watch

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I instantly thought of the film bad santa when this image popped up

 

[VCJR]

So Campylobacter caused Rachel to tit herself for 12 days?
Really Bubs?
Was it 12 days or did you exaggerate slightly?
And she got it from 2 little sausages in a bap? How does she know that?
Unless the sausages were sent off like her specimen to be tested, she's just assuming she got it from a sausage bap. Daft bleep.
As we know she drinks Joyce's piss, she's probably turned on by his shite too. Could she have put her lips & teeth too far up his arse & picked campylobacter from there.
Or maybe she just put her nose up his hole?
Just a thought Rach.

 

[katesbess]

Cut thst clip of E didn't you twit face. E saying "did slosh rather have them get "fat" that's not KIND is it. And it's judgemental and fat phobic to duck. and NOT what you should be teaching kids about why you go to the gym. Fat isn't to do with HEALTH AND GYM ratchet. You should no that right being the body and mental health guru. Ornis that another word thst you rain on eachother to just be cruel.
Maybe teach your KIND children this very wrong and worrying description use of both the word and the attack and link to exercise is going to do to their lives and those they aim it at.

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

Those girls never have to wait or earn anything. They ask (demand) and they get. Instantly!
It’s all so easy come, easy go.
And why did Callum have to come over to take them ‘gym’?!

I was just watching and wishing the hamster would bite them all. Hard.

 

[boundandgagged]

I thought she was shitting all over the place and that's why they left the wedding? When did she eat the three little sausages?

 

[rainbowhouse]

That’s a very detailed text from a GP

 

[ILoveUnicorns]

Oh well the food poisoning couldn’t happen to a nicer person, I’m sure it wasn’t 12 days though if it came on suddenly the Saturday at the wedding?? 12 days of being poorly would take her to tomorrow?? Also seems random only she got it, did she go buy a dirty sausage bap on her own??

 

[chickhicks86]

She's so pleased that there was something actually wrong that she's had to share the text from the docs. Now she has been validated with an excuse to be moping round for the past "12 days" apart from when there's fun stuff to do. She eats out so often, she probably has no idea where she could have got it.

 

[Lovethewayyoulie]

Lula has got a real whiney voice, I struggle to listen when she's around. Like nails on a blackboard.

She talks like someone who has a sore throat or tonsillitis
Her voice is awful.
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So Campylobacter caused Rachel to tit herself for 12 days?
Really Bubs?
Was it 12 days or did you exaggerate slightly?
And she got it from 2 little sausages in a bap? How does she know that?
Unless the sausages were sent off like her specimen to be tested, she's just assuming she got it from a sausage bap. Daft bleep.
As we know she drinks Joyce's piss, she's probably turned on by his shite too. Could she have put her lips & teeth too far up his arse & picked campylobacter from there.
Or maybe she just put her nose up his hole?
Just a thought Rach.

Lol!!
I've had it before & it is brutal, but my Dr said its normally caused by chicken
So that's probs another lie out of her mouth.
The little sausage she was on about is probably josh"s dick.

 

[VCJR]

She talks like someone who has a sore throat or tonsillitis
Her voice is awful.
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Lol!!
I've had it before & it is brutal, but my Dr said its normally caused by chicken
So that's probs another lie out of her mouth.
The little sausage she was on about is probably josh"s dick.

Joyce's little dick in a bap. I hope she put some brown sauce on it?

 

[DipsyDoodle]

She's so pleased that there was something actually wrong that she's had to share the text from the docs. Now she has been validated with an excuse to be moping round for the past "12 days" apart from when there's fun stuff to do. She eats out so often, she probably has no idea where she could have got it.

Are we sure that's from the surgery, or has she just changed Jo's name in her phone and got her to text her?

I'm surprised she did a sample and didn't tell us all about it, with some made up horror story about having to tit in a sandwich bag because she lost the sample pot, and then one of the kids accidentally taking it to school or something