It takes a lot to trigger me so TW imminent
...but the little blonde one in this picture makes me rage everytime I see her face! She has a double barrel name, obviously has a lot of cash or a lot of debt and so much spare time she fucks around the countryside in popsypish all day long! She bought both pairs of the boots even though she has the worst cankles I've ever seen and the scariest hobbit toes.
Also, in one of the videos posted it looked like one of the kitchen staff leading the 'entertainment' singing a rousing Queen anthem? Bizarre.
And I suggest 'an array of arselickers'