Poppy Adams #23 Back to blonde with an orange tinge, look how hilarious I am on Tinder and Hinge

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Since Poppy is a full time insta hun now, what contracts does she actually have?

Bolt, she advertised them but never by using an actual bolt car... Seems to have been dropped by them.

Peacock, not very size inclusive and dresses are never great.

What others are there?

She does quite a lot of ads with Pretty Little Thing in dresses and shoes that never see the light of day again.

 

[Clementine]

Poppy seems to be very content with „not doing presents“ this year. As long as she can get herself her own. Except they all do that? Buy yourself sth, give it any family member for wrapping.
Anyways, we will get to know tomorrow morning.

I’m imagining this setup, complete with Poppy standing in front of them sticking her tongue out. Merry Christmas guuuyyyzzz!

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Wait she bought herself presents and is making her mum wrap them for her? bleep behaviour.

 

[Thelaalaa]

Wait she bought herself presents and is making her mum wrap them for her? bleep behaviour.

I'm spoilt by my parents but if I asked my Mother to wrap a present from me to me, she would tell me to give my head a wobble.

Her parents pander to her too much.

 

[Crazymum]

Here we go with their annual gluttony.

 

[Em_]

Here we go with their annual gluttony.

And that's just breakfast

 

[Offish]

Here we go with their annual gluttony.

Everything that stupid bleep says is so cringey, he tries way too hard

 

[Poppetta83]

Here we go with their annual gluttony.

Oh come on, that is just ridiculous!

 

[triggeredbyelephants]

Here we go with their annual gluttony.

What the actual duck

 

[GiftedNotFree]

The only time of the year that she gets up early is for that Christmas bakery run ! On an average day she’s not up before 10am.

 

[ladygardener]

Have they left any bread for anyone else?! The absolute greed and entitlement!

 

[Not_A_Troll]

I can’t work out who her target audience is supposed to be, the followers looking for fast fashion from Peacocks and PLT aren’t going to identify with her spending a fortune on presents for herself from Harrods

 

[0906795m]

Oooh this sounds fab

Doesn’t it?!

 

[The Yoko Ono of GY]

Now she’s calling her hands „these bad boys“.

 

[Crazymum]

She aint ever gonna be tiny

 

[Marge Bouvier]

IMAGINE it being busy on Christmas Eve in a nail salon. IMAGINE! Who’d have thought it Also she says she is “absolutely waiting this out” but like, doesn’t she have an appointment? So it’s less waiting it out and more just being patient. Unless she didn’t make an appointment and if that’s the case, then I hope she chips every single nail the moment she gets home.

 

[Thelaalaa]

She aint ever gonna be tiny

I'm going to be cruel, but jaysus he reminds me of a Buddha, tummy right out there.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

IMAGINE it being busy on Christmas Eve in a nail salon. IMAGINE! Who’d have thought it Also she says she is “absolutely waiting this out” but like, doesn’t she have an appointment? So it’s less waiting it out and more just being patient. Unless she didn’t make an appointment and if that’s the case, then I hope she chips every single nail the moment she gets home.

That reads to me like she’s gone to a place that does walk ins. Not sure why anyone dies that on Christmas Eve

 

[Marge Bouvier]

That reads to me like she’s gone to a place that does walk ins. Not sure why anyone dies that on Christmas Eve

Ah I didn’t even think of a walk-in place because she always waffles on about her nail tech so I assumed she was there. My bad.

But yeah, why would you go there on Christmas Eve?! I suppose she has duck all else to be doing

 

[MJx]

She’s been rushed off her feet buying her own presents to get her nails done. I wonder if she’s ever used the phrase “don’t you know who I am?” To jump the queue