Phoebe Court #22 Gardening no longer her favourite task, instead it’s back to the hot dog flask

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

nearly choked laughing and spluttering

 

[swipe_up]

As soon as I saw the blinking comment I ran here

showing my age now but baby tudor gives me Trevor Cleaver vibes

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

View attachment 1526880 qAs soon as I saw the blinking comment I ran here

showing my age now but baby tudor gives me Trevor Cleaver vibes
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Tudor Cleaver …..bleeping dead…..you guys kill me

 

[wonderingtwirl]

I had to stop myself from replying to her story about Tesco helping making things more affordable. She doesn’t need help with affordable uniforms. Then I saw that bleeping awful throwback photo & thought I can’t get blocked & miss out on more gems!

sorry but she looks like a little boy! Did her mam dislike her with that hair cut!

 

[longtimelurker86]

Guys I’ve had a super tit day today but I tit you not, I’ve nearly just passed out from laughing at this thread so thank you all

 

[chickenfajitas]

Guys I’ve had a super tit day today but I tit you not, I’ve nearly just passed out from laughing at this thread so thank you all

Exact same…tremendous work team ! 10/10 today! Thank the lord for butlins

 

[Lauz2427]

Butlins bingo tonight…..eyes down

It’s busy
Hotdogs in a flask
Blinking in morse code for Tesco
Doing absolutely duck all to associate with Look Fantastic by resembling an old potato.
Kids only want Jim
Kids going to school? You got this mama

bonus points for a punch/stomp/bikini reel

 

[borerightoff]

She moans when the kids don’t leave her alone then when Jumbos around she moans she doesn’t get a look in. Maybe you fat twit it’s cos Jim does more with them! By the sounds of it he sorted the majority of this trip!
I hope they don’t have anymore children cos it’s quite nice not seeing her flap a tit out every other story

 

[Pandakitten]

She really isn’t selling Butlins. It’s all ‘the queue was really long’ and ‘all the soft play time slots were booked out’. It looks absolutely shite.

 

[Lauz2427]

She really isn’t selling Butlins. It’s all ‘the queue was really long’ and ‘all the soft play time slots were booked out’. It looks absolutely shite.

I’ve never been to butlins but honestly it looks like my worst nightmare busy and expensive I’m no stranger to a shite holiday park haven etc but honestly it looks awful.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Is this a gifted trip? Because she was farting mead and Swan over it when she didn't pay for it all

 

[WhatABore]

Having no idea what she's doing in an arcade and Herbie had to show her where to put the money

I guess they don't have arcades wherever it is she used to go as a kid abroad
Only us peasants that had holidays in the UK would know.

 

[swipe_up]

I guess they don't have arcades wherever it is she used to go as a kid abroad

Christopher Columbus still hadn’t discovered America when she was a kid so im guessing she didn’t go too far

 

[Stimpii]

I’ve never been to butlins but honestly it looks like my worst nightmare busy and expensive I’m no stranger to a shite holiday park haven etc but honestly it looks awful.

We went to Skegness Butlins last year, bit gutted I’m not there right now to witness our Feebs in all her glory The kids absolutely loved it but it broke me. We went to a Haven this year. And I kept my sanity

 

[Wophie]

Is the not understanding arcade machines meant to be an age indicator to us on Tattle (because the first arcade machine was created in 1971) or some sort of wealth brag?

 

[cherrypicker]

Noticed how she didn’t tag butlins in her post about buying light up wands/bubble guns before you come from eBay so you don’t have to pay the prices at butlins! Funny that!

Oh and In case anyone doesn’t know what to pack to take 2 children and on holiday for a few days feebs the parenting guru will have us covered - she may not know how to work an arcade but packing for holiday - she’s got this mumma!

 

[Hastaggifted]

Home already? How long did they go for, 1 day? Not enough reels for my liking!

 

[WhatABore]

Is the not understanding arcade machines meant to be an age indicator to us on Tattle (because the first arcade machine was created in 1971) or some sort of wealth brag?

I took it as a wealth brag!

 

[longtimelurker86]

Christopher Columbus still hadn’t discovered America when she was a kid so im guessing she didn’t go too far

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

She really isn’t selling Butlins. It’s all ‘the queue was really long’ and ‘all the soft play time slots were booked out’. It looks absolutely shite.

I really thought she’d be a know it all about Center Parcs rather than Butlins.