Phoebe Court #22 Gardening no longer her favourite task, instead it’s back to the hot dog flask

[Strikeone]

I know there’s loads in the news at the moment about raw sewage being pumped into our seas but they actually looks like they are swimming in shite. I couldn’t have put my toe in there.

That's skeggy sea for you, it looks like that all the time, it's one part of coastline I won't paddle in ever. It's also riddled with jelly fish atm!

 

[unicornsandmermaids]

I know it’s not nice to be mean about kids but I think Coriander is more smug than his Mother! His face really bugs me.

Im glad I’m not alone in thinking this

 

[Moonflower]

Rumour has it those were crystal clear waters before she dipped her trench foot in

Cannot breathe I am laughing so hard at this. Husband just looked over at me confused and I just can't tell him what's so funny . Dying.

 

[Itsjustmetoo]

I love when they leave Tudor Mansion to go on holiday! You just know we're in for great Tattle content!

 

[Mum123]

Thanks mick for the throwback pic from 1805, you've made my morning

 

[Beanpop442]

Why would upload this

 

[Hastaggifted]

Has she always been old?!
Would love to see a baby photo (if cameras were invented then) I bet she was a bloody ugly baby!

 

[Huffchug]

Not her using the jimmy krankie photo as part of her latest Tesco ad

 

[ChubClubThug]

Nooo she has got to be trolling us!!!!

Put a ginger wig on tuk-tuk and she's her mother's double - the poor sod!

She's like a little fat war evacuee nah, that pic fresh from an Enid Blyton novel I refuse to believe she's younger than me!

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

age 7-8 am I reading that right?

 

[WhatABore]

age 7-8 am I reading that right?

I will say, especially in tshirts, I buy my kids the next size up, mainly the length.
She's 4 but I buy 5-6. Usually in leggings too for the length!

 

[Huffchug]

Is she carrying a beach umbrella around in the rain? She’s such an oaf

 

[ChubClubThug]

Mick sent this to big anal Alan

 

[cherrypicker]

‘Head into your large tesco’ she should be sacked by tesco right there!!! Who in their right mind calls it’s large tesco??? Every man and its dog knows it’s either big tesco or little tesco there isn’t anything else!!!

 

[ChubClubThug]

‘Head into your large tesco’ she should be sacked by tesco right there!!! Who in their right mind calls it’s large tesco??? Every man and its dog knows it’s either big tesco or little tesco there isn’t anything else!!!

She's got a large head in Tesco more like

 

[WhatABore]

"It honestly feels like I've blinked and this last school year has gone"

Blinked which time?

 

[ChubClubThug]

"It honestly feels like I've blinked and this last school year has gone"

Blinked which time?

This has killed me

 

[francesthemute]

Oh it’s all bollocks isn’t it and why perpetuate the myth that school uniform shopping is stressful?

it’s not new that supermarkets sell polo shirts for fucks sake.

Nothing is calm and ordinary with Phoebe, everything is a huge bleeping drama, whether it’s cooking a meal, playing a game, planting a bleeping hanging basket.

It’s all so exhausting.

It’s just life, Phoebe, you’re nothing special love.

 

[Poppyg77]

Has she always been old?!
Would love to see a baby photo (if cameras were invented then) I bet she was a bloody ugly baby!View attachment 1526006 q

She looks like a boy

 

[sosticky]

I mean.....